^ wow. just wow.





^ wow. just wow.
another statistic lol





Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
^ poor dude





LOL that ones actually really funny.
XoXo Gia
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Ok. It's not the dressing room, but I had a custy tell me the most amazing thing ever tonight.
"I'd be totally ok with you breaking my nose. It'd be hot."
HOLY FUCK, ummmm ok I know we've met each other before, but I think this would definately qualify as too much, too soon.
It's ok though, he let me slap him around a bit in vip, lol









"Dude, those weren't features! Features have capes and $h!t!"
It made me giggle... and if you saw the show you'd totally understand.
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Lol - here's another one about shellfish:
Drunk Girl: "You thief! That's my dress - give it back!"
Sunburned Girl: "This is my dress, I bought it. You're just drunk & you better get outta my face."
(they get into a little scuffle until a third girl breaks it up)
Drunk Girl: "Fucken thief!"
Sunburned Girl: "At least I ain't a drunk."
Drunk Girl: "At least I don't look like a lobster!"
Third Girl: "Ooh! I like lobster!"
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I don't know...this made me sad, because it also sounds like it might be one of those pimp type situations. Not literally, but in the sense where a girl in the sex industry gets involved with a super controlling guy who insists on taking all the cash and controlling it in a "you don't need none, girl, I buy you what you need!"
I could be wrong. Either way...ugh.
One of the funniest things I have overheard is
Girl 1: Damn my pussy smells. I hope no one smells it
Girl 2: You should shower before going out on the floor!
Girl 1: Noooo! My dude loves it when my pussy stanks....




thats funny





Dancer #1: I know a lot of prostitutes.
Dancer #2: Yeah, I do too. Whenever I smoke weed with them I tell them we gotta do personals... I don't like the taste of condoms.
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Dancer 1: *fixing her hair in the mirror and joking with a friend before her shift starts* Girl, I'm just about done with this! I should go join a convention..haha
Dancer 2: A what?
Dancer 1: You know, become a nun or something
Dancer 2: Oh, you mean a convent?
Dancer 1: Yeah whatever





^^^ Haha - I'd love to see that! Stripper Nuns!
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^^^ I am highly amused by that! LOL
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This still makes all the girls giggle.
An extras girl who cuts girls grass indiscriminately. Lets men finger her during dances and makes no secret of getting outbooked for sex (we have a strong sisterhood culture and extras girls don't last long in our club) several of us waited for her to come into the dressing room to confront her. alot of us yelling "if you're going to be a whore work in a brothel" strip clubs are for entertainment not relief.
etc... but she retorts with this gem.
"Why don't you go to the ballet and get yourself some flowers"
and then couldn't understand why we were all doubled over laughing.
We pet named her the ukranian mackerel.![]()
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~Rule No#2: Never fuck with the people that make your food
~Rule No#3 Never drop your weapon
~Rule No#4 Win if you can. Lose if you must. but always, always cheat.
HIGHLY AMUSED by this one tonight.........
Two girls were basically complaining about how things have been slow and shitty, etc....
One of them says "Well, I'm gonna go to Vegas next week. I'm not wasting my time here anymore"
Other girl replies "Oh yeah? Can you make money there??"
"Hell yeah! I heard you can work a weekend and leave with $100K"
Then, more banter back and forth about going to Vegas to make $100k and solve all their problems, about how dreamy and great Vegas is, and about how they are gonna go and become rich overnight.......
I DON'T even have the mutherfucking energy to try to explain what Vegas is like right now to two people who are obviously ignorant. Let them go. I can't wait to hear the story about how Vegas "sucks!!" two weeks form now.
^ ahahaha, imagine how the male version of her thinks of it "Yea, free bar and blow job with every dance..."





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Alright, ok, I'm sure it'll sound bitter. And I'm sure it sounds horrible for me to say this (as a dancer who's been around for a WHILE) but really, I mean, really. Go on birth control and start reporting your fucking income. I mean, I do. And I made just over 26,000 last year WITH two other jobs. Maybe I sound bitter, but if you can blow 20,000 a month on food stamps then I don't really wanna hear it from you.
(I know that this probably comes off offensive to some people and I'm sorry if that's you. PM me though; let's keep things civilized for everyone else.)
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