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    ^ wow. just wow.

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    another statistic lol

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    Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
    Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
    Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."

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    ^ poor dude

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    LOL that ones actually really funny.
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    Ok. It's not the dressing room, but I had a custy tell me the most amazing thing ever tonight.

    "I'd be totally ok with you breaking my nose. It'd be hot."

    HOLY FUCK, ummmm ok I know we've met each other before, but I think this would definately qualify as too much, too soon.

    It's ok though, he let me slap him around a bit in vip, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
    Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
    Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
    awwwwww poor guy. if you're not invested in it, which it sounds like she's not, then that's just not right.

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    "Dude, those weren't features! Features have capes and $h!t!"

    It made me giggle... and if you saw the show you'd totally understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild View Post
    Super skinny girl trying on a new set of thongs that are way too big "Hey I can't wear this! My goodies will show!"
    Other girl "That's okay a lot of day shift girls be jamming with their clam out!"
    *we all giggle*
    Another girl quietly "I'm allergic to clams."

    Lol - here's another one about shellfish:
    Drunk Girl: "You thief! That's my dress - give it back!"
    Sunburned Girl: "This is my dress, I bought it. You're just drunk & you better get outta my face."
    (they get into a little scuffle until a third girl breaks it up)
    Drunk Girl: "Fucken thief!"
    Sunburned Girl: "At least I ain't a drunk."
    Drunk Girl: "At least I don't look like a lobster!"
    Third Girl: "Ooh! I like lobster!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Dancer 1: "He only like, buys me stuff, he never gives me cash, it isn't fair."
    Dancer 2: "So are you guys still getting married?"
    Dancer 1: "I dunno. We looked at rings the other day."
    I don't know...this made me sad, because it also sounds like it might be one of those pimp type situations. Not literally, but in the sense where a girl in the sex industry gets involved with a super controlling guy who insists on taking all the cash and controlling it in a "you don't need none, girl, I buy you what you need!"

    I could be wrong. Either way...ugh.
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    One of the funniest things I have overheard is

    Girl 1: Damn my pussy smells. I hope no one smells it
    Girl 2: You should shower before going out on the floor!
    Girl 1: Noooo! My dude loves it when my pussy stanks....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    I don't know...this made me sad, because it also sounds like it might be one of those pimp type situations. Not literally, but in the sense where a girl in the sex industry gets involved with a super controlling guy who insists on taking all the cash and controlling it in a "you don't need none, girl, I buy you what you need!"

    I could be wrong. Either way...ugh.
    No matter what...... Either the girl or the guy loses. I think it's the poor guy that is about to propose, and maybe the girl is just too clueless to care? That's my first instinct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Yeah...there are a few girls at work that have thoes kind of boyfriends. 2 that I know of for sure, although I'm sure there are more.

    These girls get dressed and sit at the bar for hours cause they cant work any longer, but aren't allowed to go home yet. And I mean they work for 12-15 hours!! 6-7 days a week. It's really sad. I mean...if you choose to work that much, more power to you. But to be forced to do it....and I'm sure they are handing all that money over, cause these girls are not well dressed strippers. Their clothes look old and dingy.

    I wish they could get the courage to leave.
    Yeah, those aren't boyfriends, those are pimps! I wish all women understood that the pussy is controlled by the woman whose legs it sits between!

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    Default Re: Overheard in the Dressing Room

    thats funny

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    Dancer #1: I know a lot of prostitutes.
    Dancer #2: Yeah, I do too. Whenever I smoke weed with them I tell them we gotta do personals... I don't like the taste of condoms.
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    Dancer 1: *fixing her hair in the mirror and joking with a friend before her shift starts* Girl, I'm just about done with this! I should go join a convention..haha
    Dancer 2: A what?
    Dancer 1: You know, become a nun or something
    Dancer 2: Oh, you mean a convent?
    Dancer 1: Yeah whatever

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    ^^^ Haha - I'd love to see that! Stripper Nuns!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    ^^^ Haha - I'd love to see that! Stripper Nuns!
    a little off topic, but a manager i worked with once dressed up as a priest every year for Halloween.

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    ^^^ I am highly amused by that! LOL
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    This still makes all the girls giggle.

    An extras girl who cuts girls grass indiscriminately. Lets men finger her during dances and makes no secret of getting outbooked for sex (we have a strong sisterhood culture and extras girls don't last long in our club) several of us waited for her to come into the dressing room to confront her. alot of us yelling "if you're going to be a whore work in a brothel" strip clubs are for entertainment not relief.
    etc... but she retorts with this gem.

    "Why don't you go to the ballet and get yourself some flowers"
    and then couldn't understand why we were all doubled over laughing.

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    HIGHLY AMUSED by this one tonight.........

    Two girls were basically complaining about how things have been slow and shitty, etc....

    One of them says "Well, I'm gonna go to Vegas next week. I'm not wasting my time here anymore"

    Other girl replies "Oh yeah? Can you make money there??"

    "Hell yeah! I heard you can work a weekend and leave with $100K"

    Then, more banter back and forth about going to Vegas to make $100k and solve all their problems, about how dreamy and great Vegas is, and about how they are gonna go and become rich overnight.......

    I DON'T even have the mutherfucking energy to try to explain what Vegas is like right now to two people who are obviously ignorant. Let them go. I can't wait to hear the story about how Vegas "sucks!!" two weeks form now.

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    ^ ahahaha, imagine how the male version of her thinks of it "Yea, free bar and blow job with every dance..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    HIGHLY AMUSED by this one tonight.........
    Wow... yeah - they obviously have no clue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idmonstre View Post
    Oh god. When i first started dancing (like my third day) when i was still not quite sure what sort of people i was working with one of the girls (who i haven't actually seen dancing for a while now) was talking on her phone next to me crying her eyes out. Her conv. went something like this...
    "OH GOD. they found his body. Noooooo! @#&^*&&$^%&$*^*$ what? he was fed to the pigs!?!?!?!?!" and so on
    She then left home early. I was completely freaked out. I kept hoping that "fed to the pigs" actually meant "turned into the cops" but when i asked her about it a month later she told me that no, someone she knew went missing and then parts were found and the rest was fed to pigs or something. Needless to say, at the time the idea of working with someone who know someone who's body was fed to pigs totally freaked me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chitownchick View Post
    ok i got one...finally!! this might not be that horrific with me retelling it, but in context it was.

    stripper: (totaly thinks she is black) girl i havent work in 3 fucking weeks!! you believe that?
    me: why?
    stripper: well girl i blew 20,000 in 3 weeks
    me: what? how?
    stripper: on my kids..playing, you know i got kids
    me: how many?
    stripper: 6, then at the same time asks another girl if she wants any popcorn
    stripper2: isnt that popcorn like 5 bucks a bag
    stripper: girl!! food stamps are where its at!! i get food stamps for all my kids and we can get 5.00 popcorn.

    (ok my jaw dropped at the 20000 dollar comment, but then after all this shit. i mean fuck am i the only one thinking that if she can make 20000 maybe she shouldnt be spending it on whatever she is spending it on, surely not all on her kids, maybe she should wait and save it so she can actually take care of her kids long term, oh my bad she has the government to hlp her with everything the kids NEED, she can buy her crack and shit with the money she makes at the club)
    Alright, ok, I'm sure it'll sound bitter. And I'm sure it sounds horrible for me to say this (as a dancer who's been around for a WHILE) but really, I mean, really. Go on birth control and start reporting your fucking income. I mean, I do. And I made just over 26,000 last year WITH two other jobs. Maybe I sound bitter, but if you can blow 20,000 a month on food stamps then I don't really wanna hear it from you.

    (I know that this probably comes off offensive to some people and I'm sorry if that's you. PM me though; let's keep things civilized for everyone else.)

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