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The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
^^thats what I was thinking! Not enough money in the world would make me eat a bloody tampon..no less someone ELSE'S bloody tampon!
If it was HIM eating it though...sure. For $300, you can eat my used tampon while I laugh and point at you!
lol omg, i cannot believe i got something to add to this thread. girls are usually so composed at my work and nothing too funny to anyone that isn't there usually happens. but so i'm talking to this girl who's a top earner about how much it sucks tonight, no rooms going on....
me: ya i saw you talking to that younger muscular guy for awhile and i thought he was a definite room, i'm surprised he didn't go back!
girl: ohh that guy! ya he was pretty tough, i wasn't gonna even deal with that.
me: psh i hear that, fuck that shit.
girl: yeah he wanted 4 blow jobs in an hour!
me: that's ridiculous!
lmaooooooo it is though!! i mean, obviously on many levels!![]()
A girl on her phone - "I love my job! You guys, I really just feel like this is what I was born to do this job! I'm SUCH a great dancer and I look so good and last night I even left with $80!"
This was at a club where, even in recent times... most girls are PISSED without at least a few hundred... oh... and it's all mostly done with nothing more than "wanna dance" hustle... so it's not even hard to do if you keep walking the floor.
This poor girl looked SO BAD on stage that customers were sometimes standing up mocking the moves WHILE she was on stage.
She got fired about a week later for getting caught giving a handjob. /facepalm





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No, no... that was her BEST NIGHT EVER!
She was making more like $20-30... rarely doing a single dance, she mostly took home what she made on stage plus maybe one dance.
Our house fee was $65 + 25% of dances... and she was never ONCE able to pay house fee... on her "good days" they'd just charge her $10-20 and call it good.



"I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"
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^^^damn that's sad![]()
During a conversation about girls doing extras for next to nothing, "girl why are you on clearance?!"
From the other side of the wall I hear, "What's that you're reading? Oh. I read that. But fuck that. That's a book on being a good stripper. I started writing a book, live five years ago. It's about, fucking... being a good person. Because like, evne though I'm a stripper... I'm a really good person."
The conversation is interrupted by her phone going off... where she proceeds to have an argument with her boyfriend about her meeting up with a customer outside of work... and she's, like, explaining that it's not as bad as he thinks... because she only met him somewhere and let him pay for stuff... then she gets off the phone and says "Well that wasn't so bad. I think he'll forgive because like... I didn't tell him what really happened. Like I just told him that I met up with this guy and he doesn't know the truth... so I think He won't stay mad."
Clearly. This girl knows a lot about being a good person.
We could learn a lot from her. /facepalm.





A girl was one the phone at work.
Conversation starts like this:
"oh my god I need to go on the nuva ring."
ok sounds reasonable enough. until i heard the rest of her conversation
"because like chad wont pull out and im going to get pregnant... --more banter-- he like wont wear a condom or pull out so i really need to go on the ring --more talk--- but he just wont pull out"
the discussion of the girlfriend saying she needed to go on birth control because this guy wouldnt pull out or use protection went on for about 10 minutes. I wanted to grab the phone from her ear, shake her, and be like "THERE IS SUCH AN EASY SOLUTION TO THIS!" but i restrained myself :-/
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
More cowbell?
Seriously, though, I'm glad I didn't overhear that convo. I talked to a girl once who'd had a LOT of abortions and doesn't bother using bc because she got pregnant on it multiple times (it wasn't the ring or shot, so I'm guessing she could have been taking it incorrectly, although there are definitely people who get pregnant no matter what bc they're on) AND she said they didn't use condoms because "my babydaddy doesn't like condoms".
...Well, your babydaddy doesn't have to get a fucking vacuum shoved up his vagina, so I think he can endure the pain and suffering of wearing a condom.
That discussion made me hate humanity for a really long time.
I've definitely seen this happen too, it's insane. One girl at my club (sweet girl too, I used to chat to her when it was quiet) would take home around $40 or so nightly, after paying her tipout, and she was happy with it! Now don't get me wrong, its good to be grateful for what you have, but... $40???
One Friday night the club was packed, and we were in the dressing room discussing goals etc for the night. She got really excited about the club being so busy and said something like 'Man, if I can take home $100 I'm gonna be so happy, you don't even know!!'.... cue every girl in the DR falling silent and turning to stare at her.
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ok here are a couple from the same girl:
our dj is named fred, not his really name, and she was talking about him
girl: everyone has messed around with fred, i mean jenna thinks she is special because she is dating him but he has messed around with every girl in here
me: really? i didnt know that
girl: i mean i have messed around with him, everyone has, havent you?
me: uhhh no
girl: well uhh i mean like flirting you know, i mean i have flirted with him
me: uhh no i have a boyfriend, and i wouldnt fuck him or flirt with him because he apparantly fucks everyone else
girl: ohh well i mean i wouldnt fuck him either
(ok dumbass you just admitted you basically did, your an idiot. some girls are just so dumb. i guess she assumed everyone is a whore)
then this came from the same girl:
girl: i have to be fucked up to work adn i have only had 6 shots and im for sure not messed up enough to work. is there anyone that can do this job sober?
me: i can, and then 3 other girls chime in and say they arent drunk or fucked up and dont mind doing this job sober
girl: weird because i could never take off my clothes in front of people if i werent fucked up really bad, i thought everyone was like that, well they cant make me go on stage yet i need to have a couple more shots, is there anyone out there that can buy me some?
after hearing this i said, maybe you need to look into another job, this probably isnt the right one for you if you have to be plastered to get on stage.
"I need a Win Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the vip section...."
Really dead night, so I'm sitting in the DR reading. Girl across from me is complaining about the night and noticing I'm not giving her any sympathy.
Her: What are your reading?
me: A book about Auchwitz (I'm a history geek)
Her: what's that?
me: a concentration camp
Her: what's that?
me: you know, like, WWII, nazi germany, the holocaust?
her: (thinks real hard for a minute) no, never heard of it...
^ WTF?!
Egads, that happens at my club more than I realized until this conversation:
Newish girl: It was great, I got two dances and he tipped me $10, too! Ok, I can relax now that I've made my goal....
Me: If you don't mind me asking, what was your goal today?
Her: $50, it is every day. (She seems content.)
Me, after a long, wide-eyed stare: You need to be shooting for $200.
Her: WHAT? Who the hell is giving you $200???
I never saw her again after that day. And she still has my black top.
dancer 1: man you know im tiiired of my kid beating other kids in the face...hes got such a temper. shakes head.
dancer 2: thats too bad..
dancer 1: youre telling me! always running round saying fuck my dad, my dad sucks. i dont wanna hear em saying this shit jus cause his dad's in jail.
dancer 2: how old is he?
dancer 1: he's almost 5
other night-
dancer: i cant believe the stupid shit i say to the customers. sometimes i look at their face change and im like, uh oh, maybe i shouldnt have said that to them..
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