I had a customer awhile back stop me to tell me that he really loves my "child-bearing hips" and my "tits that were just made for making milk." He went on this whole thing for several minutes, getting obviously really excited about it, and I just stood there with my mouth open, staring at him.
He turned out to be some other dancer's "regular," and she got all jealous that he was giving me those compliments. I was like...um...you can have him.



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