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    I had a customer awhile back stop me to tell me that he really loves my "child-bearing hips" and my "tits that were just made for making milk." He went on this whole thing for several minutes, getting obviously really excited about it, and I just stood there with my mouth open, staring at him.

    He turned out to be some other dancer's "regular," and she got all jealous that he was giving me those compliments. I was like...um...you can have him.
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    omg...thats hilarious and gross...i wouldve made him tip me extra

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    Me: [online, reading postsecret]
    Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
    Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
    Girl: Oh.

    Haha.

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    lmfao.^^ df?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faye449 View Post
    not overheard as such but a couple of girls in my new club have had a falling out, its been going on some weeks apparently (believe me I am steering well clear of all this bitchy shit) and came to a head last night when one of them rammed her fingers down her throat and made herself sick into the other ones bag all over her street clothes, make-up etc. All was caught on the DR CCTV and vomit girl got sacked but I have to ask..............WTF?!

    At a club I worked at a girl was pissed at another girl so she brought MOUSE GUTS and put them in her bag. She got them because her kids had a pet snake so they had mice that they fed it. This means she ripped the fucking mouse apart before putting it in the girl's stuff. Of course she got fired. She was probably the most cracked out scary ghetto bitch I ever have come across.
    The victim was kind of my friend. I felt so bad for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocketgirl View Post
    At a club I worked at a girl was pissed at another girl so she brought MOUSE GUTS and put them in her bag. She got them because her kids had a pet snake so they had mice that they fed it. This means she ripped the fucking mouse apart before putting it in the girl's stuff. Of course she got fired. She was probably the most cracked out scary ghetto bitch I ever have come across.
    The victim was kind of my friend. I felt so bad for her
    What a fucking bitch. I would've taken the guts back out of my bag and smeared the guts on her face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Me: [online, reading postsecret]
    Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
    Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
    Girl: Oh.

    Haha.
    If they would've asked me I would've laughed and called them a n00b.
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    ^ same here!

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    Me: I've always wanted to visit Belgium.
    Girl: Oh, I would never visit there. I couldn't get used to the pounds and pence stuff.
    Me: [staring blankly] Dude, they use the Euro.
    Girl: Oh. Is a dollar still a dollar in Euro?
    Me: Yes, over there it is. They only use pounds and stuff in the UK.
    Girl: Right! In the Ukraine, right?
    Me: No. United Kingdom. Britain.
    Girl: How do you know?
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    ^ what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Me: [online, reading postsecret]
    Girl: [comes up behind me] OMG! Are you playing World of Warcraft?!
    Me: No, it's a website called Postsecret.
    Girl: Oh.

    Haha.
    Dude if I could get WoW on my phone.... holy shit... LoL.
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    all i hear in a dressing room - i fucked this bitch up, i gave her a black eye... i got so fucked up last night....i am moving now..

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    i just blew 1500 this week again i dunno where the fuck it went (while ordering thai food and buying 2nd dress of the night)
    - obnoxious dancer

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    Ditzy Blonde: I dropped my curling iron and now I have this nasty burn mark on my tummy that I can't cover up with makeup!

    Me: Here I have some greasepaint, try that.

    Ditzy Blonde: (tries it) Nope it's not working either, nothing is covering this up!

    Drunk Ditzy Blonde: Hunny come over here, I will fix it for you, I can cover anything up! (She actually covers it up and it looks flawless)

    Ditzy Blonde: Wow, that is amazing! You did such a good job!

    Drunk Ditzy Blonde: Yeah, I'm really good at hiding stuff with makeup because my ex used to beat me!

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    ^^ Is it bad that I laughed?

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    I laughed too when she said it. She wasn't offended though, she's a pretty social drunk and has a good sense of humor.

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    Hey, at least he's an ~ex.~

    I love all the drugs that go around.

    Recovering coke head: "I've been clean for two weeks! I'm just drinking and ding pills!"

    Girl who travels from the city and sells drugs: "Man, she be spyin on me!" <-- obvious paranoia every time the bartender comes into the dressing room.

    The usual white girl who listens to hiphop and says she only dates black guys: "E is so good especially after I throw up!" Me and the only other clean girl there exchange looks. The "What's wrong with this picture?" look.

    And of course: "Bitch stole my blunt!"

    This one isn't about drugs, but a couple girls (who I know aren't using bc) are complaining about when they have sex before work, they have cum drip out of them. (At least they specified it was with their boyfriend...)

    This one girl has three kids, all between 4 and 6.
    Me (genuinely curious): What do your kids think you do?
    Her: They know I suck dick.
    I know my question was kind of stupid too.

    We don't serve alcohol, but there's a bar a few doors down that opened a few months ago, and since then, girls have wasted so much time there (and our manager is a fucking pushover, he won't do anything about it). But this one new girl spent the whole time drinking in the back room, going to the bar, and only worked when she was on stage. And our club is very high hustle, if we're not on stage or doing a regular dance, we're going around dancing for dollars that usually add up to a lot.
    "Do I have to pay house fees if I don't make enough? I only made $20."
    Then she proceeded to complain that a cab costs her $25 each way. She has a DWI and is still on probation. You'd think that if it cost you $50 just to get to work, plus $30 in house fees, you'd work harder and stop wasting time and money on drugs and alcohol. I kept my mouth shut on what was wrong hoping she would quit. No, still there.

    Betch: "MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!"
    5 minutes later...
    DJ: *comes into dressing room.* First, what do you wanna hear? Second, the whole club heard that your asshole is on fire.
    We were all laughing our asses off.
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    Not a dancer yet.. but was shown the dressing room and got caught up in this.

    Girl: He beat me again.. I can never seem to find a good man.

    Manager: Well If you stop picking them up off the floor you might find something better.

    Girl: This is the only place I ever go to.. *Looks to me* How is your man.

    Me: Smart and taken.

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    So. We get this new girl out here from Vegas last night... and the most overdramatic girl at our club immediately latches onto her...
    And she's telling her "Well, I mean, I guess you can get used to it out here... but don't talk to anyone out here... bitches be so fucking fake. Fake personality, fake tits, fake hair, fake eyelashes..."
    At this point she glances over at me (the only other person in the DR) and goes "Oh, uh... I didn't mean your fake hair... or eyelashes..."

    Really? How comforting. >_>;
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    So. We get this new girl out here from Vegas last night... and the most overdramatic girl at our club immediately latches onto her...
    And she's telling her "Well, I mean, I guess you can get used to it out here... but don't talk to anyone out here... bitches be so fucking fake. Fake personality, fake tits, fake hair, fake eyelashes..."
    At this point she glances over at me (the only other person in the DR) and goes "Oh, uh... I didn't mean your fake hair... or eyelashes..."

    Really? How comforting. >_>;
    LoL! She's from Vegas and being told how fake girls are?! Im highly amused.
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    ^^^AND by the fakest person in the club.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    completely random incident.

    there was a dollar in pieces in the dressing room and this happy drunk girl comes in, sees it and goes, who ripped up this dolla'? someone be like, FUCK that dolla, i dont want a fuckin' dolla?

    housemom- i dont know why these girls keep dropping their panties here. i always go home with panties in my pocket. im scared im gonna get searched on the subway one day and hafta explain that.

    i didnt want to ask why she picked them up O_O

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    girl telling me about her latest conquest- "My pussy was pissed the fuck off!"
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    some girl yelling in the dressing room asking the house mom for the feminine spray....

    "MOMMMMMM WHERE"S THE PUSSY SPRAY!?!"

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