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    i work in a very small club in South Carolina. Where 17 girls is WAAAY too much to have. Well, we got rid of a newbie last weekend. Morbidly white girl frog dancing to rap music. None of us could look at her on stage or we'd burst out laughing. And she thought she was the shit and wouldn't take any advice.

    Anyway, some of us were in the dressing room and she asked for a tampon cuz she started and bled through her white bottoms. Well, another girl gives her a tampon, and she PUT THE SAME SHIT BACK ON and walks out like it was nothing.

    Needless to say, we got the house mom and she made her leave and not come back.
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.
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    I just like to be able to point out that my heels are probably bigger than a guy's penis if I get provoked...

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    ^ what the fuck is wrong with her? Period blood? I don't even know where to start!

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    ^^^ i know, i know. We were all in shock. She said she had worked at another bigger club in the next town for a year. Ha, ya right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie_x View Post
    I just like to be able to point out that my heels are probably bigger than a guy's penis if I get provoked...

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    Can't believe I forgot this one from a while ago. The first club I worked at was part of a local chain, and at that time we were down to two (the other one is gone too now). Both a bad reputation, but at least while I was there, our manager wouldn't let that shit fly (and he got fired for that from what I hear, wtf?) We were required to work at the other one on occasion (I managed to get out of that- yay for not having the car at the time!) and sometimes, though not as often, girls at the other club would be scheduled at our club.

    So on my last night there, this one girl was working there. "Fuck [manager]! How am I supposed to make money here? No one's gonna pay $40 for a lap dance! I don't see how you bitches do it."

    Rest of us: O.o;

    Later on, she is talking to a customer, and I hear her bitching that she can't give head there. It makes me sad; she's young and actually pretty. If she didn't act so trashy and used some brains she could make money without doing extras.
    Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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    ^ so these are these girls that guys are always talking about... "You know, for $40 I could get (insert sex act here)..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkDOLLY View Post
    some girl yelling in the dressing room asking the house mom for the feminine spray....

    "MOMMMMMM WHERE"S THE PUSSY SPRAY!?!"
    lmaoo thats hilarious

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    Last shift I heard: "Hell yeah! Foot fetishists are awesome cuz they're so fucking easy!" (referring to a customer that was into feet in his private shows)

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdxslc View Post
    Last shift I heard: "Hell yeah! Foot fetishists are awesome cuz they're so fucking easy!" (referring to a customer that was into feet in his private shows)
    Gotta agree with that one..I LOVE foot guys!!

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Humm well yesterday was my first real day, and already ...

    Bartender: (talking to girls about a drugged up dancer) Man she always comes in 10 fucking minutes late I told her get a new job if you don't wanna come to this one.
    Girls: Maybe she's too sick to work.
    Bartender: Bullshit she's on something. Last week it was her (insert illness) yesterday it was her (insert illness) and today it was an ulcer. Man they don't give you fucking demoral for an ulcer.
    *Doorman laughs and nods*

    -in the dressing room-
    Me: (talking to one of the waitresses) Ah I know not to sit there.
    Her: Because it's ****'s seat?
    Me: yeah
    Her: uh...I don't think she'll be back for a while... I think she got suspended
    -later, 2 girls talking-
    Girl 1: Man if you're gonna talk shit to a girl do it outside or something
    Girl 2: yeah fucking 3 on 1 that time they kicked the shit out of *mumbling I can't hear*


    I was like oh shit a girl that helped me out on my audition day got suspended for kicking the shit out of some other poor girl. *dies* lol !

    Well so far looks like our bullies are gone and the coked up one might be gone soon. Victory!

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    "Honey" was on the third floor locker room, sitting in a chair, in front of Cheyenne's locker, crying. Honey is a younger one. Maybe just 21. She's skinny. Then she got skinnier with all the coke, E and other miscellaneous drugs she likes to do. She does low budget hard core porn and we found out that she has a girlfriend whom she lives with. Honey is a pretty, petite little thing, but when she opens her mouth, you know she is rough around the edges and comes from a bad family. We all know she is dirty and she has no shame to get fucked up on drugs right in front of everybody. two weeks ago, she almost got fired because she had another long night where she was tripping on something and she was feeling confident that Cheyenne (the straightest dancer ever) was into black girls. The physical advances scared and disgusted Cheyenne. Honey was scolded by the management, but not fired. Last night she was drunk again, very drunk, and very high on something, and sitting in front of Cheyenne's locker. and Cheyenne happened to be the only other girl on the third floor. She needed something out of her locker. But before she could get there, her curiousity overwhelmed her. she obviously had to ask Honey why she was crying.

    Why' you cryin?



    I'm so stressed out. I just need to talk to someone.



    Why? Over what? (Oh god, here we go! Cheyenne thought to herself)



    First, she confessed why she got all those thousand dollar champagne rooms. She told Cheyenne all about it. The agreement is: two girls, honey and whom ever else, have full fledged lesbian sex in front of the customer, and that way, they receive a large tip and are able to manipulate the customer into a crystal room (over $2000.XX for an hour with two girls). She also takes up customers on offers to have sex outside the club for a thousand bucks or so.

    She was feeling guilty and cried about her own self disgust and self hatred.

    (Cheyenne just looked at Honey, and then took out her i-phone and videotaped her drunk ass as she was crying and stumbling to her side of the locker, wiggling off her g-string, holding her own face, crying some more)

    Secondly, she was having problems on the home front. She found out that her girl friend, was not a complete lesbian. Before the two got together a year ago, Her girlfriend was with a guy. Then she went to jail for a few months. the reasons unkwons to us. Honey sent her money and took care of all the bills. During jail time, her girlfriend met another lesbian girl in prison and became sexually intimate with her. Even after her release from jail and back with Honey, she continued fucking this other girl.



    How do you know all this Honey, I mean, why would she tell you all this?



    Well, one night, Honey had gone home, still drunk and in her drunken state and due to her guilt, she blurted out everything. To spite Honey perhaps or because the fight was simply the beginning for everything else to come, her girlfriend told her about her own infidelity.

    (Honey now stopped and her angry tone turned into a more insecure tone) Her girlfriend now looks . . . there's things growing on her hands, like liver spots and . . . . her girlfriend has syphilis.

    Syphilis is an STD and can be transmitted through any body fluids.

    The signs of syphilis are numerous and often confused with other diseases.

    Syphilis can generally be treated with antibiotics if caught early enough, But if left untreated, syphilis can eat your bones, heart, eyes, and brain. it may kill you.



    Oh my god, Honey!



    To sum up Honey's story, she contracted Syphilis either through a customer, another coworker, a fellow porn star or (definitely) her girlfriend. If Honey is lucky, Syphilis is all she has. and she hasn't been to the doctor yet. on top of that, all the girls that teamed up with Honey in those champagne rooms have contracted syphilis through oral sex with Honey. Cheyenne showed me the video she took of Honey, walking around drunk, crying, trying to change out of her clothes.



    Cheyenne and I are acquaintances. We have been working together for a year and a half now. In the beginning I immediately liked her because I overheard her one day, bitching about the whores at work and how she could not compete with that. I told Cheyenne that I would be watching Honey very closely from now and that I would also watch the other young girls that had done rooms with her. It's time to take a break from this craziness and stay away from Bourbon street for a while.
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    ^^ Oh that's disgusting.

    Are you serious? I hate an ITC whore as much as anyone else, but that's fucking heartless and sick.

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    ^^In fact, you should tell management, and at the very least have a meeting telling everyone at the club to go get tested because they might have contracted something. That is just fucking horrible. Did the video of Honey involve her saying any of this stuff?

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    Is that story even real? Something fishy about it, but maybe I'm paranoid, because I know stuff like that has happened in clubs I've worked, minus the widespread STI.

    If so, what a downer!

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Or Deja Vu? This girl sounds familiar.

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    At a bar I worked at in Sacramento when Lousiana was flooding from hurricane Katrina a dancer walked up to the DJ and said,"That's awful! Do you think it will make it up here?"
    He was like, "What?"
    Then she pointed at the TV and said, "Well, it says it's in LA, right?"
    It had been on the news for weeks already...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qadesh View Post
    At a bar I worked at in Sacramento when Lousiana was flooding from hurricane Katrina a dancer walked up to the DJ and said,"That's awful! Do you think it will make it up here?"
    He was like, "What?"
    Then she pointed at the TV and said, "Well, it says it's in LA, right?"
    It had been on the news for weeks already...
    dear lord. i swear, some people really do live under a rock.

    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dtxgirl View Post
    Or Deja Vu? This girl sounds familiar.
    ya... im assuming she works at both clubs? I remember the sat before last at hustler there was some crazy drama going on with two of the girls..... one of them had a boyfriend get into a wreck. then there was another girl who i know does double CRs with girls who was up in the DR crying for a lot of the night... i periodically came up but i was busy for the most part and in general i try to avoid drama so i wasnt sure why she was drunkenly and hysterically crying. im assuming this was the girl she was describing.

    are you in NOLA now? I work at the Vu also... i was actually there this most recent saturday and i work tuesdays there.

    and to ghostinshell: if you used there stage names (which i think you did, although i admittedly dont remember the names of most of the girls at hustler), you should probably change them to "H" and "C". there are only so many honeys and cheyennes who work on bourbon street.... in general its nice to keep peoples embarassments anonymous on the public boards.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Girl is applying organic loose powder make-up on her face.
    Other girl looks at her and says, "Why the fuck do you spend so much money on that shit? Makeup ain't food, it can't be fuckin' organic..."

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    Girl A: Wow, I've never seen you so pale before!
    Girl B: I know, I stopped tanning because I found out it can give you cancer!

    Tanning is a personal choice, but really, dur? How did you manage to miss this?

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    So, it wasn't ''overheard'' but was still pretty funny...

    A few years ago, I walk back in the dressing room and see a group of 10-12 girls silently circled around one particular dancer, laying on her back on the floor with her feet up in the air. (Silence never happens, so of course, I join the observers.)

    And then... "quueeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff". And, applause. Sigh. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissWheezy View Post
    So, it wasn't ''overheard'' but was still pretty funny...

    A few years ago, I walk back in the dressing room and see a group of 10-12 girls silently circled around one particular dancer, laying on her back on the floor with her feet up in the air. (Silence never happens, so of course, I join the observers.)

    And then... "quueeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff". And, applause. Sigh. LOL.
    Wow.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxcbbw View Post
    Wow.
    Right? There are some interesting people where I work, that's for sure.

    Or, the the 8-month-pregnant housemom saying

    "Well, I was thinking of naming (the baby) after my mom's side of the family. My uncle just came across a million - hell, if you come across a million, I can come across a kid named after you!"

    I swear I squirted propel out of my nose when I heard that one. =D

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    I danced for two years and thought I have heard and seen it all.
    I had soda coming out of my nose reading some of these.
    Last edited by VAApril; 02-16-2010 at 10:39 AM.

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    not overheard. but texted to me.

    me: i cant believe XXXXX did that! so fucked up!
    dancer: dam gurl imma bet XXXXX's azz
    me: huh?
    dancer: XXXXX guna g1t hur azz bet! shez a 2fayse b1ch. an1waye gurl how u d1d las nyte @ wurk? u did gud? i herd it wuz gud las nyte.



    .............................?
    and i thought i couldnt spell.

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