I know like get with the times condoms were soooooooooo last year lol




I had a girl ask me where to get the morning after pill, i told her and asked how long ago it was since she had sex (cos the pill becomes less effective after a certain period of time etc.).
She then proceeds to tell me she had anal sex the night before, and hadn't used a condom![]()
I told her that you can't get pregnant through anal sex, and she said "i though it, like,i don't know, swam through into your vagina at the top".
WTF?!?




^^^ Actually, you can get pregnant from unprotected anal sex although it's not very common, i imagine. The semen can come out of the butthole and it can find its way in the vagina. And if you are a very fertile girl, you're fucked. Been there before. So in her case the morning after pill would've been a good idea. . .
"Oxy makes me dance better."
Same girl, after customer tried to lick her pussy in a private dance:
"I didn't tell on him, I just kept dancing because I felt sorry for him. He was fat and probly never had a girlfriend. I'm a mom, ya know, so I think that's why I felt sorry for him."
I tried to explain what she SHOULD have done in that situation, but she didn't get it. Silly me, I kinda feel bad for her that she's so naive...
I wish I was a Macaque, living in a hot spring, receiving daily groomings and matings by various males. Aaaaaaaah, one can only dream....
--Katrine
I worked with a girl a couple years ago that was pregnant and was telling me that she had gone to the doctor to make sure it was safe for her to continue dancing since she was pregnant. I was like ok, good idea. This girl would sit in the dressing room all night (she was under 21) and chain smoke and drink tons of red bull and she was worried dancing would be bad for her baby's health? gah. not to mention she was a total tweaker. poor baby.
This one was Friday, right when I got in.
Dancer A: Awww man, look how fat I'm getting.
Shotgirl: Girl, look how skinny I am!
Dancer A: I see, what happened? (looking at her sympathetically)
Shotgirl: (pratically shouting) GIRL! I had an abortion!!!! Uh huh. Fuck these bitches! Yes, I know I'm skinny, I ain't on that METH SHIT OKAY!?!? <snort> FUCKING WHORES! Yeah, ok, I smoke weed, shit I be eatin cheeseburgers all day everyday. <snort>
Dancer A: Uh huh girl, but whats weed got do with anything?
Shotgirl: Oh, cause you know I know how to eat girl!
(DJ chimes in thru loudspeaker) Anybody getting high on some other other shit?!
Shotgirl: HELL YEAH! (prances back out the door, bucket and all)
Ok, maybe it was a "you had to be there", but I was amazed how openly the woman talked about her abortion, and how high she was on some shit. The southern drawl killed it though. As soon as the conversation began, I thought of this thread.




I think the best thing I ever heard in the dressing room was:
"Have you ever been fucked by a wine bottle?"
And, then, of course, the girl went into detail about how her boyfriend... fucks her with a wine bottle. Hmm.


Eh, I speak rather openly about my abortion. I feel that if people view abortion as a "hush hush" type of thing, they will be less likely to view it as an option when the option is needed. Once you remove the social stigmata of a politically intense ideology, then the world is more likely to accept it as an acceptable viewpoint or option for the future.
A lot of girls criticize me for having my abortion, but I speak about it openly in the dressing room when asked.I believe that the more people are educated about the matter, then the more likely they are to share their own experiences with me, allowing us to form a sort of bond or connection that could prove to be valuable in a SC setting.
/end "smart" stripper talk
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Don't Judge Me For What I Do
Judge Me For Judging You
I've had an abortion and I'm pro choice, however, for some people its a "social stigmata", and for others, it was a painful event, that is why I choose sometimes rather not to talk about it or broadcast it to a dressing room full of women who aren't my friends.
I was shocked just becuase I'm a private person, thats all.![]()
Last edited by Kalligirl; 06-19-2007 at 06:54 AM. Reason: cause i said so
This technically was not overheard, but still funny....(no offense to anyone that actually does this!)
I saw a girl on stage when I was working at a nude club. A guy put a dollar on stage and she did the splits and picked it up with her koochie!!! gross!!!
^^^ Haha, they used to have this huge fat Mexican woman at Jumbo's Clown Room who would have the guys line up dollar bills along the tip rail and then she'd squat over it and go up and down while she picked up all the dollar bills with her ass. When she was done, she'd have this huge wad of bills in her butt and she'd bend way over and shake her money wad at the crowd.
She used to grab a cigarette off some guy in the audience too, and then stick it in her pussy and smoke it. I dunno how she did it, but she would actually smoke the cigarette with her coo. The gross thing is that she'd always give the cigarette back to the guy and he would almost always put his mouth on it and smoke the rest of it!![]()
^ oh...my god..i seriously felt sick for a second after reading that! yuck!



ewwwwwwwwwwwww




Oooh. yep, thats nasty .. There was a feature one time at my home club that did a water squirt show. The big plastic champagne glass, she would sit in it and whirl around in a circle. Then lift herself up and point her twat at the crowd and wheeeeeeeee, out it would come. Most of us girls went and hid behind the bar. Yuck..


Was her name Stephanie Evans? I have seen her at a club years ago and she shot all kinds of thing out of it!
*2 girls eating taco bell*
girl number 1-"gah i need to floss, i have food in my teeth"
girl number 2-"ummm...you know noone has floss up in there"
1-"oh! arent you pmsing?"
2-"omg yah!! you are like so smart!"
she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss.
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no words.
i think what makes me laugh the most is watching her "wipe it off a lil"
i was seriously in shock.
^^^ hahahaha I didnt even think that, based on the convo I just assumed she took out the one she had in... (ironic... I just posed about looking at our own assumptions...)
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