Oh yeah, she took it out. i DID see her put it in about an hour before(she is very open and never goes to the bathroom to do that kinda stuff) but still....dug it right out..those two arent grossed out by anything.
^^^ now wouldn't it be ironic if you come to find out she was your teachers daughter... let's just pretend that's true.
Hahah!




Dancer A: I haven't had sex in so long and I was so horny I just came while I was dancing and now I'm dripping wet
*Dancer A inserts Dancer B's finger in her panties to show her how wet it is and then gives her a paper towel to dry it off*
Dancer B: Damn gurl! *looks impressed*
I'm putting on my lipstick, there's a girl in there arguing on the phone with her man, I didn't pay attention to much, but I heard this loud and clear "You're pissed cuz I made you eat it when I'm on the rag?! Gawd! You're such a p*ssy!"
Catches me looking at her in the mirror and says "Wouldn't you make your man eat it even if you were on the rag?" then into the phone "Boy shut your face, it tastes better than anything you'll ever eat in your life!"
"If I don't make a G tonight my man's gonna kill me. I've had way too many cocks for the night"
Two girls talking about their next customers:
girl 1 "I want a bj"
girl 2 "I want FS"![]()
That was the last night I worked at that club.



Damn. These girls don't have no shame at all huh...?



This isn't half as gross as some other stories, just an example of social ineptness. Last night was one of those nights where most of the girls didn't seem to be making any money. At the end of the night, quite a few girls were complaining about it in the dressing room, when a relatively new-to-this-club pipes up.
Miss Oblivous: "I made $700; is that good?"
(Mind you, this is a club where on a good night, very few girls, if any, are walking out with that much.)
Other dancer: "That's not something you necessarily want to say right now."
Miss O, missing the point: "I'd like to try and see a bitch steal my money - I'd pay her $700 to try!"
Other dancers look at eachother: "Sounds good."
She didn't get jumped, but if she had - I would have had very little sympathy for her.
Dear Lord, save us from those thy children who speak without thought, and protect them also from the rotten tomatoes they shall thereafter receive in the kisser.









"All I need is another 100$ blowjob..."
I have actually heard this more than once, at my last club.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Last week I was in the dressing room waiting for someone to walk me out to my car, and I was reading to pass the time. Another dancer sees me reading and says:
"Hey, whatcha reading? Astrology?"
Me: "No, it's an anthology I have from school."
Her: "You mean astrology?"
Me: "ANTH-ology."
Her: "No honey, it's pronounced AST-rology. With a 's.'"




^^^ Omg, that's so brilliant..! Whenever I'm reading in the dressing room, the girls ask me what I'm studying for.. most of the time it's linguistics, so I tell them, and I'd say about 10% of the time they know or pretend to know what linguistics is, and 90% of the time they're like, "What's that?"![]()
Hey, at least they admit they don't know. I'd rather that than when they act like they know about something they are clueless about.
"My doctor gave me Xanax because I'm bi-polar, it's a painkiller." ?????????? Huh?
Same girl a few min. later:
"I can't make any money here, it sucks." Then later in the conversation, "I made $15,000 a month at X Club," but I can't work there now because I had a baby." Oh yeah, that's incredible!
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^^^Hahaha, I live for those moments of Overheard Hyperinflated Alleged Earnings. The best OHAE was when I asked a girl how the night before had been, since I had left early, and she had been whining the prior evening about how slow it was. She replied, "Oh, I made 2 grand."
Okay, you big liar.
Another recent occurence was this other dancer saying, "I was just in Miami, I was making 3 grand a night there. I would move there but my boyfriend would be mad. But maybe I should anyway, because I can make 4 grand a night. You'd do it, right, if you were making 5 grand a night?"
C'mon... even a fisherman who caught a sardine knows to wait a few days before turning the sardine into a great white shark. Hmm, that's a shitty analogy but you know what I mean.
You should see this girl too, she's unfortunately homely and string bean-like. She can't understand why guys don't want dances. The other night she says, "I don't understand, I go up to every guy and they all say no. I know I have a good personality so it doesn't make any sense." I couldn't resist, I said, "Uh, well, you know, with stripping it's kind of about how you look." Then the other girl sitting there started dying laughing and I changed the subject, lol.
That's the same girl who made the $15G a month at that other club, but can't break $50 a night at ours. When she told that story I said, "Wow, I can't believe you don't make money here, I walk out with a grand every night!" But it was said with thick sarcasm, and again, the other girl sitting there cracked up. I guess you could say I was in bitch mode that day. Or maybe I'm just tired of the skanks our club keeps hiring, it's hard to say.![]()
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^^^This girl's gonna be legendary. I know exactly who you're talking about. She came up to me her first night and exclaimed, "OH MY GOD, girl, I was dancing for this guy just now and I got so wet and now my pussy STINKS! Can use some your body spray?!" She used the whole rest of my bottle.
^ hahahaha
Sorry. It got wet so it stinks? lawd.
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