"The government is full of nazis. They're all nazis. Obama is a FUCKING RACIST NAZI!"
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"Yeah, when I was in the hospital giving birth my boyfriend spent our last twenty bucks on a lottery ticket and won three hundred dollars. I love the lottery!"
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Drunk crazy girl, screaming: "What the fuck do you mean you don't want kids? What the fuck is wrong with you? We're women, we're supposed to reproduce! That's why Jesus gave us vaginas!"
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Talking about how she didn't have the money to pay her house fee to the door guy: "Tell him I don't have it. I'm going to have to lick his asshole for that tonight. I'm not sucking his dick. I hate sucking dick. I'd rather lick a man's hairy asshole than suck his dick." For the record, she was totally kidding.
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One girl to another who was bitching about gaining weight after getting off roxy: "Shut up, you are hot as fuck. You have awesome big ass titties. Look at those things. I'm calling you Titzilla from now on."
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"Jeezus, it stinks back here. Some in here has one nasty pussy. It smells like a fucking red lobster dumpster. At high noon."
That last one was me talking; I usually avoid being that crude but I can't stand smelling gross vagina. Ugh.



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