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    Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

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    They banned me from the VIP for eating out Isabélla. Just because she's in her civilian clothes I can't do my lesbian show! I've been here since 2004 babe! They banned me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa_mtl View Post
    They banned me from the VIP for eating out Isabélla. Just because she's in her civilian clothes I can't do my lesbian show! I've been here since 2004 babe! They banned me.
    I thought I was in the “my last shift” thread and I was like damn girl! Lol

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    ^^^ Lol, I'm OG but not of that vintage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."

    Bahaha sounds like me always hiding my booze.

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    "I can't even handle this period, I'm crying over everything. Today I cried at a babybel cheese."

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    This girl is hilarious "The customer asked me for sex and I told him you think I can't catch a dick outside motherfucker so I have to come here?"

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    *girl sobbing hysterically in corner of empty dressing room* "I just.... LOVE.... Dolly Parton" *continues sobbing*

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    "My new pussy spray smells so good!!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by We had a rabbit like you View Post
    And I'm over here like "fuck you, pay me". No non sense, sorry.

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    omg why do I think I know who this is. LMFAO
    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That reminds me of an incident at the Seventh Veil last summer... we had this illiterate junkie dumbass there, 22 years old with nine years of stripping experience (yeah, do THAT math). One night a large group of Korean guys came in and they didn't tip her enough, and she barged in the dressing room ranting and raving about "those fucking Chinese assholes out there." She called them Chinese over and over again.

    Someone else said, "Actually, I think they're Korean."

    "Yeah," I said, "I was talking to them earlier and they are Korean."

    She looked at both of us and got pissed off. "What the fuck EVER," she snapped, "It's the same fucking thing, they're still fucking Chinese, I don't give a shit where they came from."

    There was a moment of silence and then another dancer casually said as she applied her lipstick, "So you're Mexican, right?"

    Homegirl was livid. "HELL NO, FUCK YOU!" she screamed. "I'm ARMENIAN!"

    "Whatever," shrugged the one who'd asked the question. "Mexican, Armenian. It's the same thing. You look the same to me."

    I can't describe how angry the Armenian dancer got. "What the hell is wrong with you?" she shouted. "Armenia and Mexico don't have ANYTHING in common! We don't even speak the same LANGUAGE! And we definitely don't look alike, LOOK AT ME!" (She was short and swarthy with long dark hair, just like the Latina next to her.)

    Everyone in the dressing room immediately picked up on it and agreed that she looked Mexican. For the rest of the night we all called her Mexican and the DJ even played something in Spanish for her next stage set. She was mad as hell but she stopped calling people "Chinese" and switched to "Asian" after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nain_Rouge View Post
    *girl sobbing hysterically in corner of empty dressing room* "I just.... LOVE.... Dolly Parton" *continues sobbing*
    This is so great! I love people that are like this drunk. Lol

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    "can my bf sleep in your car tonight"
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    "Don't talk to the guy in the corner. He said he's going to prison in a few days so he's not spending any money."

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    Dancer “Oh dude, I went home with ‘manager’ after that party.”
    Me “He seems nice. How’d that go for ya?”
    Dance “his dick was so small, I let him stick it in my ass.”
    Me **laughed so hard I literally fell over**

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    “I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


    And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?
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    I could not remain in that room

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    “I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


    And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?
    Bahaha oh my god!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    “I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


    And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?
    Ouch! That’s bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladycaxe View Post
    "can my bf sleep in your car tonight"
    LOL that’s so funny.

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    Somebody gave herself a pep talk in the dressing room and screamed out:

    “I’m going to make $1000 tonight even if I have to SUCK DICK*
    Few second pause. Realizes people are staring at her.

    “I’m just kidding guys”

    Lol she was funny.

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    Last Night I heard a girl say “I don’t have daddy issues because I didn’t have a daddy”...... and she was completely serious

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    Dancer 1: “Do you think she’d give me a ride home?”
    Dancer 2: “You might wanna take an Uber”
    Dancer 1: “That’s so expensive. It’s not like she’s gonna murder me and bury me at n the woods”
    Dancer 3: “Oh, no… I think she’d shred you in a wood chipper”
    Dancer 1: “Stop it!”

    Dancer 1 very nervously asks me for a ride home five minutes later
    Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
    You can find the names of those who burned
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    I could not remain in that room

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    Quote Originally Posted by AChildOfBoredom View Post
    Dancer 1: “Do you think she’d give me a ride home?”
    Dancer 2: “You might wanna take an Uber”
    Dancer 1: “That’s so expensive. It’s not like she’s gonna murder me and bury me at n the woods”
    Dancer 3: “Oh, no… I think she’d shred you in a wood chipper”
    Dancer 1: “Stop it!”

    Dancer 1 very nervously asks me for a ride home five minutes later
    Pro-tip...I always ask girls if they are "holding" anything. Etc. It would suck to offer a ride and end up with issues if a cop pulls you over. (To their credit no girl has ever put me in a bad spot with rides home, knock on wood.)

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    She changed her mind as soon as I got my handgun back, anyhow.
    Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
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    Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
    I could not remain in that room

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    Hey, so and so I just finished a private room and now I have cum in my left eye!! Laughs from everyone!!!!! Me: laughing but thinking OMG ewwww!!!
    You can't reason with stupid!
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