Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."





Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."



They banned me from the VIP for eating out Isabélla. Just because she's in her civilian clothes I can't do my lesbian show! I've been here since 2004 babe! They banned me.







^^^ Lol, I'm OG but not of that vintage![]()




"I can't even handle this period, I'm crying over everything. Today I cried at a babybel cheese."
This girl is hilarious "The customer asked me for sex and I told him you think I can't catch a dick outside motherfucker so I have to come here?"

*girl sobbing hysterically in corner of empty dressing room* "I just.... LOVE.... Dolly Parton" *continues sobbing*





"can my bf sleep in your car tonight"
❤️
"Don't talk to the guy in the corner. He said he's going to prison in a few days so he's not spending any money."
Dancer “Oh dude, I went home with ‘manager’ after that party.”
Me “He seems nice. How’d that go for ya?”
Dance “his dick was so small, I let him stick it in my ass.”
Me **laughed so hard I literally fell over**





“I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”
And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Somebody gave herself a pep talk in the dressing room and screamed out:
“I’m going to make $1000 tonight even if I have to SUCK DICK*
Few second pause. Realizes people are staring at her.
“I’m just kidding guys”
Lol she was funny.
Last Night I heard a girl say “I don’t have daddy issues because I didn’t have a daddy”...... and she was completely serious





Dancer 1: “Do you think she’d give me a ride home?”
Dancer 2: “You might wanna take an Uber”
Dancer 1: “That’s so expensive. It’s not like she’s gonna murder me and bury me at n the woods”
Dancer 3: “Oh, no… I think she’d shred you in a wood chipper”
Dancer 1: “Stop it!”
Dancer 1 very nervously asks me for a ride home five minutes later![]()
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room










She changed her mind as soon as I got my handgun back, anyhow.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room




Hey, so and so I just finished a private room and now I have cum in my left eye!! Laughs from everyone!!!!! Me: laughing but thinking OMG ewwww!!!
You can't reason with stupid!
It's a night of clowns and buffoons! - Maitre de in NYC





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