( to me )
" Are you a cop ?"
Fuck you dumb bitch. I'm a little rusty but I have every right to be here . Haha.





( to me )
" Are you a cop ?"
Fuck you dumb bitch. I'm a little rusty but I have every right to be here . Haha.





Last night...
"...so he told me she only does anal, and I said to him, 'are you sure that's a woman?'. Sure enough, he reached down there while he was fucking and found out I was right".
I'm at a complete loss for words.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room





Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room




Dancer one: Hey! My cousin is here for us and you're pretending you don't know him. Don't do that. You know him, right?
Dancer two: Doesnt respond to dancer one.
Dancer one: Dont pretend you don't know him. He knows you. You're from Maine, right? He saw that you saw him and you pretended like you didn't know him. But he knows you and he knows that you're pretending that you don't know him on purpose. That's messed up.(dancer two told everyone she's from New Jersey).
Dancer two: yes.....
Dancer one: well, then c'mon, let's get our asses out there and talk to him. Don't do that again.
Then they both walk out together.
You can't reason with stupid!
It's a night of clowns and buffoons! - Maitre de in NYC





^ What ?! Did I read it right ? Inviting your cousin to see you dance ? Lol .





Lol^
That reminds me, yrs ago I was friends w/this girl, we we @ a party in the woods..
She told me she was leaving w/someone, & when I asked who, she said she'd tell me later, very mysteriously.
I happened to see her leaving w/her 1st cousin, & I'd also heard him tell her before that, what great legs she had
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




Dancer to me: Your president is crazy!!!!
Me: My president??? Me thinking hmmm...you just told me you were living here legally??? I guess not.
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You can't reason with stupid!
It's a night of clowns and buffoons! - Maitre de in NYC
Not heard, seen:
Hilarious girl gives herself a "boob job" with Scotch tape. "I need a lift", she says.
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Girl on phone with (ex) bf:
"I can't believe you want to break up with me because accidentally sucked his dick and the video was posted to the net".
I ran out of the dressing room before I laughed.
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Dancer looks up after a phone call and says:
"Have you ever had a drug dealer so good you felt you should tip him?"
Classy.



me: I was so drunk on Tuesday I almost threw up.
strippa2: i was so drunk I forgot my phone and didn't get it til today. I didn't give a fuck
me: yea I found it on the floor as I was leaving
strippa3: i was drunk af too! eeeveryone was so drunk.
slow af $2 drink nights b like..
❤️




"oh hey, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"yeah I was in a coma for 8 months..."
An older dancer disagreeing with a younger dancer about how smth, dancing related, works-Don't try to tell me how it is done! When I started dancing you were probably still in diapers!





Not in the dressing room, but one of our bouncers last weekend, his wife had given birth, so he was telling me what it was like being there, and one of the things he said to me was…
“…and my ego just dropped. She’s doing all this willingly, and I turn into the biggest pansy ever just from being constipated”.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room


*Women talking about people asking to share their drinks.*
"Bitch please! I don't want your conjunctivitis!"
...I dont think that word means what you think it means.
Stripper A to Stripper B "God I hope somebody throws a bottle of Xanax on stage tonight. I've been out of them for a while."




"I can't wear bodysuits because i don't have a body"
There was a new girl and she announced “if it looks like I’m staring at ya’ll pussy, I am. I gotta get used to seeing so much pussy in one night so I’m forcing myself to stare. You know there’s no better way to get to know someone than seeing their pussy.” LMAO





“He doesn’t try to fuck [my stripper name] because she scares him”
Talking about the most thirsty DJ I’ve ever had to deal with.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room

After sitting in the dressing room 7 out of 8 hours. I didn't make any money. I couldn't help but fall out laughing.
Some girl was talking to her boyfriend on the phone and pulled me into the conversation. Telling me about Chinese liquor. First she called it Taki and I told her I never heard of it. Then I figured out she meant to say Sake and asked my opinion of it. I told her yeah maybe just get the lychee flavored one next time or something. And she agreed cause the Sake “at the Chinese restaurant with sushi” was suuupeer strong.
Pretty sure sake isn’t as strong as the drinks are at this club. Haha. I refrained from mentioning that I was either Chinese or Japanese.
Can we revive this oldie but goodie?
Let’s see... the other night girls in the dressing room were just casually organizing a cocaine party... AND THE WOMANS KIDS WERE GOING TO BE HOME!
Lmao!
In the interest of keeping this one alive, the last interesting thing I heard in the dressing room was a girl loudly breaking up with her boyfriend over the phone. She was saying, "What have you ever done for me or my son?? All I do is take care of you, and all you do is bitch about me making money for us! You better move your shit out right now!" Ngl I was glued to the conversation, and I was cheering her on the whole time. Yes girl, kick that deadbeat the fuck out of your life!
“Ugh my allergies have been so bad. My nose had been so runny. And I didn’t even have any cocaine in my nose!”
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