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    Every single customer I danced for last night was just STRANGE! Usually I'll get one or two weird ones every night, but there must have been a full moon last night. The money sucked ass, but at least I got some entertainment value!

    First guy had three nipples. How do I know this? Because he was quite proud of his third nipple, and kept pulling his shirt up and trying to show it to me, and giving me this beaming grin and saying "how do you like [I]this[I]? Ohhhh yeah."

    Next guy started moaning about how much he'd love to stick a knife in my pussy.

    The guy after that, when I started grinding him, randomly blurts out "yeah baby...do you smell what the Rock is cooking?!" and proceeds to grunt to the beat of the song for the rest of the LD.

    Next guy tried to tell me he could read all the girls' minds by how they danced onstage, and was making up all this weird shit about each girl that came onstage.
    Would only go for an LD after I'd gone onstage because "I want to get inside your head first; I'm sure it's a very interesting place to be!"

    The guy after that apparently had a thing for cats. Now I'm very fond of cats; ask anyone who knows me, I love 'em! But this guy had a real fetish thing going on. I was wearing a black outfit with fishnets at the time, and he gave me $10 to change into a white dress because "it would look more feline and sensual". Kept talking about how he wanted to come back and get a room with me next time, and he'd come prepared with a collar and leash, and have me lap up cocktails out of a bowl. During an LD he asked "can I touch you? I don't mean like touch your boobs; I just want to pet you" and proceeds to scratch behind my ears and pet my hair and murmur "good kitty".

    The last guy I danced for asked me where I was from, and then his eyes lit up and he exclaimed "oh wow, I *love* communists! See, I have the key ring!" He then pulls out his keys and sure enough, has a keyring with the hammer and sickle on it. (Note: I am not actually a communist, lol. But it was 1 a.m. and I needed the money, so I wasn't about to burst his bubble. ) Then I ask for a dance, and he says "you'll give me the best dance ever, right...for Labour!"

    so yeah...wow.

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    The full moon is actually supposed to be on the first. So I don't know if that means tonight (because technically after midnight it is the first) or the night of the first (which would be the second) but I'm guessing tonight because I feel really weird. It's an especially important full moon too because it's a BLUE MOON!! There's two this month, one at the first and one at the 30th. Should be interesting customer-wise tonight.. hopefully in a good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post

    The guy after that apparently had a thing for cats. Now I'm very fond of cats; ask anyone who knows me, I love 'em! But this guy had a real fetish thing going on. I was wearing a black outfit with fishnets at the time, and he gave me $10 to change into a white dress because "it would look more feline and sensual". Kept talking about how he wanted to come back and get a room with me next time, and he'd come prepared with a collar and leash, and have me lap up cocktails out of a bowl. During an LD he asked "can I touch you? I don't mean like touch your boobs; I just want to pet you" and proceeds to scratch behind my ears and pet my hair and murmur "good kitty".
    Do I have issues if I think that sounds kinda . . . fun? LOL! You'd have to make sure they played that "Kitty" song by Presidents.

    Well, aside from the knife-in-vag guy, they all sounded at least midly amusing. I wonder if there's something to the Blue Moon factor in bringing out the loons.

    Personally, I capped by night off last shift by turning down an offer for me to give a young lad a golden shower. When I declined, he then asked if I would spit in his face "a little" instead. This I also passed on.
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    ^^ really? Obviously I wouldn't have gone for the golden shower either, but spitting in his face...sure!

    And yeah, aside from the knife-in-vag guy, they were just plain amusing. Too bad they didn't spend more money, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post

    The guy after that, when I started grinding him, randomly blurts out "yeah baby...do you smell what the Rock is cooking?!" and proceeds to grunt to the beat of the song for the rest of the LD.
    OMFG what a strange yet funny night. See, it's times like this when us SW sisters can come together and have a good laugh. Oh shit, "smell what the rock is cooking" I haven't heard that in like 5 years lmaooooooooooo







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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    The last guy I danced for asked me where I was from, and then his eyes lit up and he exclaimed "oh wow, I *love* communists!
    Years ago I had a rather heated political debate with a Russian dancer working at Scores East in NYC (there wasn't a Scores West back then) who disagreed with Gorbachev's efforts to open up the Soviet system. We argued long enough to piss each other off: She didn't offer a dance; I didn't ask for one. Even so, she remains a vivid memory, whereas a hundred friendly, smiling dancers have vanished from my mind. Does this say something about male cognition in general or just mine in particular?


    About the OP. I agree with RW: Except for the knife pussy gent, it sounds like an interesting night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post
    ^^ really? Obviously I wouldn't have gone for the golden shower either, but spitting in his face...sure!
    Heh, I know what you mean. That's actually the second time I've turned down something that might have been sort of cathartic, even therapeutic! A few months ago a guy was very seriously offering me $20 to punch his friend in the face, and the friend was sitting right there and seemed game for it. Both times, I dunno, I just wasn't in the mood.

    CE: did you tip her for that? Or would that have gone against her communist ideals (depending on which side of the fence she was on)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    CE: did you tip her for that? Or would that have gone against her communist ideals (depending on which side of the fence she was on)?
    Rose, I'm ashamed to say this encounter happened when I was a new, often wide-eyed and unschooled newcomer in SCs. Back then, I didn't realize (nobody informed me, either) that a dancer's time spent sitting was worthy of a tip. This probably means I did not tip her or offer to contribute to the Workers' fund for a new tractor for the collective.

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    I had danced about six songs for a guy last night when he tells me out of nowhere that he has been raped three times, once by a man and twice by women. I felt kinda bad after that and left him alone. Some other girls made pretty good money off of him.
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    Have you had normal customers this month? Maybe you had to make up your quota or something. Hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque View Post

    The last guy I danced for asked me where I was from, and then his eyes lit up and he exclaimed "oh wow, I *love* communists! See, I have the key ring!" He then pulls out his keys and sure enough, has a keyring with the hammer and sickle on it. (Note: I am not actually a communist, lol. But it was 1 a.m. and I needed the money, so I wasn't about to burst his bubble. ) Then I ask for a dance, and he says "you'll give me the best dance ever, right...for Labour!"
    Oooooh, that shit would have pissed me off! But hey, at least you can't say your job is boring!

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    Haha, and the moon is full right about now :-D

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    bringing it back after last night...

    ...mostly normal guys, the usual lap dances....except for the guy that got a CR. He had me give him a back massage, I danced for a song, and then he said that all he really wanted was for me to sit on his lap topless and feed him.

    " ? well OK", said I.

    So I got a waitress, he ordered chicken wings and a Corona, and had me just feed it to him for the rest of the time. I guess he had a fetish or something...i must have been good at it, b/c he gave me a $100 tip. It was one of those "I'm getting paid $300 to feed a guy chicken wings? omg I love my job!" moments.

    sadly, I think I was TOO good at it, because he also decided that I needed to go to atlantic city with him, and told me that we would eventually be getting married and he would teach me how to sing Indian music. LOL!

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