I'm glad you found it funny, it was really meant to be a joke. And to clarify--all joking aside--I don't doubt you are fully capable of putting your money where your mouth is, so to speak.
After all, you have the affections of the renowned Nicolina to back you up. Nothing more needs to be said in the way of establishing your credentials as a gentleman, and as a lover.
My intention was not to cast doubt upon your sexual prowess, but rather to parodize the way you write about it, which in retrospect might not have been the best thing to do. As far as 'stealing the expressions verbatim', I swear to you on my honor that I was writing off the cuff.
If you knew me well, you would know that at 3 PM, I am not capable of much more than "using what few memory cells and creative energy I have", lol! It's barely wake up time for me, I was really winging it and just trying to copy your style as a joke. I sure as shit didn't go look up any of your posts to get it down exactly, not at that hour--we vampires don't do such things that early.
But it seems the joke may have been inappropriate, and may have caused some offense. That'll teach me to try something like that at 3 PM.
Therefore, I am awarding myself points for insulting a member. And of all people to insult, intentionally or not, the primary source of financial backing for this site is the wrong one. You don't make dumb jokes about the host of the party, not if you are wise, and not if you are a gentleman--i.e., in the least bit chivalrous.
Moments later. Sorry, it won't work--apparently I can't point myself, lol. You'll have to take my word for it that I tried, twice. All I can do now, I suppose, is to invite you to parodize my innumerable vaunting posts about being an artistic SC DJ--something I confess I am having trouble with in my present circumstances, all previous bombast notwithstanding.




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And I did say I found it funny as hell.
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