Sex on tv is bad, you might fall off...
He who fishes in other's holes will often catch crabs...*
Girl who sits on judges lap gets honorable discharge...*
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak...
Man who buys drowned cat has paid for wet pussy
Is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl
Man who jizz in cash register come into money
Man who put worm on hook well is master-baitor
Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.
Wise man never play leapfrog in nudist colony
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
shiftless bastard.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb...
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Man who sit on tack get point!


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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
All are good, but this is my fave!!!!

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