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    I was all excited to go to work tonight, and make a million dolalrs. And I made my self a yummmy milkshake with liqour in it, and it was strong, and IM buzzed...and now I wana stay home and act liek a goof ball. I dont wann ago to work and pretend to be all sexy and seductive.

    ( did you knwo that as Im tellin guys ohh yeah, I do realyl liek you, nono, iots nto the money, I want ot go to VIP to get to know you better...
    Im really thinking, god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little, you stinky fuck.)

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    *points and laughs at tipsy Kaylinn*

    But really girl....no driving if you're buzzed.

    You have my permission to stay here and annoy everyone with lovey, dovey, ass-kissing, tittie licking, threadjacking posts!

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    Damn girl! Now I want to have some drinks too! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I was all excited to go to work tonight, and make a million dolalrs. And I made my self a yummmy milkshake with liqour in it, and it was strong, and IM buzzed...and now I wana stay home and act liek a goof ball. I dont wann ago to work and pretend to be all sexy and seductive.

    ( did you knwo that as Im tellin guys ohh yeah, I do realyl liek you, nono, iots nto the money, I want ot go to VIP to get to know you better...
    Im really thinking, god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little, you stinky fuck.)

    Damn, sweetie...maybe you should just stay home and suck some virtual nipple....

    *drags Kaylinn to the bathroom*



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    Let's all have a cocktail!!!!! wait never mind, I'm still hung over from last night.

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    noooo driving!

    My boyfriend will drive my tipsy ass into work. How I get home is another matter.....

    Virtual titty licki sounds much more fun.

    But I dont think that capitol one will like that very much. They want paid.

    The last time I teried to get reasy drunk I glued my contact to my eyeball with eyelash glue.

    OMg! My vibrator has a crack in the top, wher eyo put the batteres in, so I thought I owuld glue the cracks with nail glue, because when I get goin, the lid flys off when the vibe is to high, and the just fucks with m whoel moojo.
    I accidentially glued my hand to my vibe...just like in American Pie....
    But now the batteries are dead again, and I cant get he lid off.

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    I have an unfortunate habit of gluing myself to things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    noooo driving!

    My boyfriend will drive my tipsy ass into work. How I get home is another matter.....

    Virtual titty licki sounds much more fun.

    But I dont think that capitol one will like that very much. They want paid.

    The last time I teried to get reasy drunk I glued my contact to my eyeball with eyelash glue.

    OMg! My vibrator has a crack in the top, wher eyo put the batteres in, so I thought I owuld glue the cracks with nail glue, because when I get goin, the lid flys off when the vibe is to high, and the just fucks with m whoel moojo.
    I accidentially glued my hand to my vibe...just like in American Pie....
    But now the batteries are dead again, and I cant get he lid off.
    I think you should send a copy of this post to Cap 1 when you pay the bill. Not that they'll deduct anything from the balance, but it could be very humorous On another note, hope you're having a fun, relaxing tipsy night!
    "Seeing the landscape at this superficial level only captures its boring uniformity, not allowing you to immerse yourself in the spirit of the place; for that you must stop at least several days."

    ~Che Guevara, "The Motorcycle Diaries"

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    ^^You should see some of the hand written notes that get attached to mortgage loan payments....

    Be Safe and knock'em vacume their wallets.
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    Where you come from is gone.
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    Yay, drunken Kaylinn! Wish I was in Vegas.

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    ^^ Do you mean the glue where you mix two parts and it has to set? If so, that is nasty stuff.

    I stopped gluing when I met the Empress... too many glued fingers and parts, and ruined models.
    I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.

    Where you come from is gone.
    Where you thought you were going to was never there,
    and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.

    -Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"

    Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!

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    Kaylinn
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    Ha, well....
    I took a nap. I got soo tired. Just woke up. Guess it's the late shift for me.
    I have an unfortunate headache tho.
    I am such a loser. WHo has 1 drink before work to liven up and ends up drunk and passed out?
    Didn't I just do this last week?

    Homemade drinks are just to strong!
    ( I used a big glass, and half the bottle...oops.....

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    ^^^ Damn girl musta been a really big glass.


    Or mehbeh... its cause I licked both yer titties... Makes ya horny then sleepy every time *sleazy grin*

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