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    Yeah..last night i was in VIP and i noticed the guy i was dancing for kept stroking something in his pocket...i didnt realize until about 3 dances in..I told him you cant do that back here. He starts laughing and is slurring his words saying "no its just my little friend" I tell him again, you cant do that here. He is like 'i want you to see it" So im like fine, and i call the bouncer over to me thinking he is pulling out his d!ck...he pulls out a rat.

    I think he tried to color it or something because it was like half purple...it was so weird. He was talking about how the rat has his own room in his house, and a little bed, dresser,etc. hahaha. He was pissed when he got kicked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    Yeah..last night i was in VIP and i noticed the guy i was dancing for kept stroking something in his pocket...i didnt realize until about 3 dances in..I told him you cant do that back here. He starts laughing and is slurring his words saying "no its just my little friend" I tell him again, you cant do that here. He is like 'i want you to see it" So im like fine, and i call the bouncer over to me thinking he is pulling out his d!ck...he pulls out a rat.

    I think he tried to color it or something because it was like half purple...it was so weird. He was talking about how the rat has his own room in his house, and a little bed, dresser,etc. hahaha. He was pissed when he got kicked out.
    lol! It's strange enough that he brought his pet in with him....but he tried to color it purple? I think that guy has more than a few screws loose...
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    that poor rat....what a freak

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    poor animal... could you imagine being down his pants all night? sicko

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    I think that might officialy be the weirdest thing I've ever heard of happening in VIP! lol

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    ^ lol, he totally caught me off guard !

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    Wow so strange! I had a few mice and rats, now ferrets, cat and dog but why take them out like that, poor creature!

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    Heh heh, he literally had "a mouse in his pocket"......LOL


    Good God. Be glad that's all it was...

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    I would be much happier to see a rat in someone's pants than someone's penis. But why? Why would he be petting his rat while experiencing a lap dance? Why bring it in the first place? Kinda weird.

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    Fucking weirdo had a rat in his pocket, and it was halfway dyed purple? WTF?

    Poor rat....

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    They have Russian Blue rats, which give the look of purple/blue fur. I hope he wants using the rat to erm stimulate himself.

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    I don't know...this has such a "Of Mice And Men" feel to it.

    Was the guy's name Lenny?

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    ^i dont understand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post
    ^i dont understand?
    It's a great literary classic..."Of Mice And Men" by John Steinbeck.

    Lenny was a simple minded man who had an affection for soft things. Unfortunately, the big lug also killed them by petting them. One of those things was a mouse he kept in his pocket. Another was a puppy and yet another was a loose woman.

    You should at least rent the movie. It's not only classic (the book was mandatory when I was in school), it's just freaking good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    I don't know...this has such a "Of Mice And Men" feel to it.

    Was the guy's name Lenny?
    Wasn't the BEST laid of plans.....

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    ^^ Robert Burns was OFF HIS TROLLEY! </Eddie>

    Miss Marina, I agree with Professor Dylan, so worth the read AND watch. John Malkovich and Gary Sinise were in a fine film version. Perhaps you'll notice a resemblance to your customer in Lenny.

    Is this the strangest thread progression ever? Bizarro customer anecdote ---> literary recommendations.

    Actually, perhaps it's too late for me to be thinking up bright ideas, but that gives me a new thread thought: We now know what Lenny would be like in VIP. How would other Famous Figures in Literature/Films behave in a strip club? Oliver Twist: "Please, ma'am, I want some more!" Stanley Kowalski harrassing his ATF by bellowing "STELLAAAAAA!" into the dressing room. And so forth.

    (Marina, forgive me for the derail.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    It's a great literary classic..."Of Mice And Men" by John Steinbeck.

    Lenny was a simple minded man who had an affection for soft things. Unfortunately, the big lug also killed them by petting them. One of those things was a mouse he kept in his pocket. Another was a puppy and yet another was a loose woman.

    You should at least rent the movie. It's not only classic (the book was mandatory when I was in school), it's just freaking good.
    Yeah, I remember having to read it in middle school. Great book, but the end made me really sad though

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    ^^ Robert Burns was OFF HIS TROLLEY! </Eddie>

    Miss Marina, I agree with Professor Dylan, so worth the read AND watch. John Malkovich and Gary Sinise were in a fine film version. Perhaps you'll notice a resemblance to your customer in Lenny.

    Is this the strangest thread progression ever? Bizarro customer anecdote ---> literary recommendations.

    Actually, perhaps it's too late for me to be thinking up bright ideas, but that gives me a new thread thought: We now know what Lenny would be like in VIP. How would other Famous Figures in Literature/Films behave in a strip club? Oliver Twist: "Please, ma'am, I want some more!" Stanley Kowalski harrassing his ATF by bellowing "STELLAAAAAA!" into the dressing room. And so forth.

    (Marina, forgive me for the derail.)
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    <stripper> What the FUCK?
    <HARTMAN> I LIKE YOU MERCEDES. YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER.
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    Kinda like being a kid and keeping a frog in your pocket except it was a rat instead. LOL! Poor lil purple rat. Weird.



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    oh my god. wow. that's .. fucking .. original...

    maybe this is what djoser meant about Daytona...

    but, most definitely better than a wiener sighting.

    Love it!

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    Was the ratty in his pants pocket? I'm just having a problem seeing how a rat would fit in your pocket unless you were wearing really baggy pants or it was a teeny baby rat.

    Mast, I'm going to have to go watch Full Metal Jacket now, thanks. Did your parents have any children that lived? Masty too buku, too buku.
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    AHAHA. put that in the WTF files!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    I don't know...this has such a "Of Mice And Men" feel to it.

    Was the guy's name Lenny?
    hahahahahahaaaaaa OMG this is officially one of the oddest things... and yes, i hope it wasn't providing "stimulation," either... eeew. I just asked MY rat what he thinks and he made a face at the thread. We agree that this guy is a few slices short of a loaf.

    I've taken my rat on walks and such before... he loves it- but NEVER to a strip club VIP- umm... wtf... there are some things that would simply never enter my mind..

    hehe lenny...

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    That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!

    I can just see him telling the bouncer, "Hey, I didn't see no sign saying rats weren't allowed!"

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    that is creepy!!! i would have screamed bloody murder if someone had a pet rat in their pocket!!! yuck.

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