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    Anyone played with one? Guys if so what does it do for ya, ladies?
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    no. although, i am in desperate need of anything to give me extra size. i never got that whole creating a vacuum around your genitals thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    no. although, i am in desperate need of anything to give me extra size. i never got that whole creating a vacuum around your genitals thing.

    I'm not talking about a cock pump! http://store.newart.com/pussypump.html
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    that shit grosses me out...yet I can't look away......

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    I know, it makes me want to buy one and try it out!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy View Post
    I know, it makes me want to buy one and try it out!!!
    Save some money and self-esteem.

    1. Buy a Clear Star Windshield Saver II kit ($2-3). It has a clear vacuum pump with a lock setting.
    2. Saw off the restricted tip of the 5/8" diameter barrel (a coping saw works best).
    3. Find a pink part that fits inside the 5/8" barrel.

    SC rule of thumb: If it's not a packaged sex toy, and it fits in your pocket, you're not a pervert. You're just creative and fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy
    I'm not talking about a cock pump!
    no. i'm just saying they both work using the same principle.

    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy
    I know, it makes me want to buy one and try it out!!!
    like this? i don't get it. is this some kind of medical fetish? or just some kind of visual thing?

    http://www.large-labia-lips.com/tgp/...ction/lot.html
    http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/mon...nsterpussy.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2 View Post

    SC rule of thumb: If it's not a packaged sex toy, and it fits in your pocket, you're not a pervert. You're just creative and fun.
    Hahahaha, I'd like to know what else you make your in-club sex toys out of!

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    Of course, I checked out punks links. I thought the vacuum induced swelled out pussy was kinda gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    no. i'm just saying they both work using the same principle.

    like this? i don't get it. is this some kind of medical fetish? or just some kind of visual thing?

    http://www.large-labia-lips.com/tgp/...ction/lot.html
    http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/mon...nsterpussy.htm
    I don't know what it is I'm just a sick twisted fuck I guess!
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    Sweet mother of god...

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    I don't understand (and I don't want to understand) this fetish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    no. i'm just saying they both work using the same principle.

    like this? i don't get it. is this some kind of medical fetish? or just some kind of visual thing?

    http://www.large-labia-lips.com/tgp/...ction/lot.html
    http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/mon...nsterpussy.htm
    WHY THE FUCK DID I COME TO THE BLUE SIDE???!

    Don't I KNOW better!!!

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    I've never played with a pussy pump but i've pumped a lot of pussy.

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    I just wanna find the woman that is cool with letting me pump her pussy - whether we actually do it or not.
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    Omg - it would like humping an orangutan or something. I gotta get one - now how do I introduce this to Mrs. Lap ...

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    It might just exercise kegel muscles. Than again it might just do some damage.

    Fascinating bit of business though.

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