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    i generally do not want to add to the negativity and ranting so prominent on this board, yet i must share that what a customer said to me last week puts the icing on the cake for me:

    i was sitting with a group of guys, politely chatting with one of them. all of a sudden he says to me, "if i give you $20 will you go away?"

    ouch!

    what are your experiences?

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    "You have more hair on your chest than I do"

    Yeah, that was awful. I'm not even hairy btw, my ~normal amount~ of body hair is really, really blonde and I guess it stood out against my tan skin. I started Nair-ing everything off after that one.

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    Im blond to, and my arms are really hairy. They've said shit bout my hairy arms before to.

    The rudest thing? I dunno. I try to put thoes comments out of my mind as fast as I can.

    Probably when they won't buy a dance, and I say come on. Its only 20 bucks. Im not worth a 20? And they kind of shrug.....
    That hurts, LOL

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    "sorry..I only like young, thin girls...."

    Said while poking a finger into my stomache. Dude is seriously lucky to have left with said finger...

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    "You know why I like you? You actually got some meat on your bones!"

    I had a customer hit me once (open-handed, on the back). That was pretty mean, too!
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    Actually...the rudest thing a cretin said to me (this guy also said he was in the CIA and FBI so I didn't really take it seriously) was that my "time was running out." I'm 22, but a lot of customers say "You look like a teenager!" or make bets that I'm 18. So I asked him how old he thought I was, and he said thirtysomething. I laughed and said I'm 22. Then he asked what I had been doing to myself and mentioned meth. I've never done meth in my life, but he was obviously trying to fuck with my psyche. I had him kicked out of the club (hey I was on my period) and he was back in a week, pointing one of those laser pointer things at me from across the room. I just avoided him.

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    "you look like a 13 year old"

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    I had one just on Thursday!!!! Picked me apart from head to toe. Said he liked my natural boobs better, my hair was "softer" back in the day, and that he might not come back to see me since he never dances with girls who are enhanced. WTF???

    Blow me.

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    "I'm going to [use a sharp cutting implement to impede your ability to breathe and receive blood to your head through your jugular vein] b*tch." (We were in the middle of an altercation) (Don't worry, it ended OK.)

    "You're Mexican and Jewish? I DON'T CARE where you came from!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Actually...the rudest thing a cretin said to me (this guy also said he was in the CIA and FBI so I didn't really take it seriously) was that my "time was running out." I'm 22, but a lot of customers say "You look like a teenager!" or make bets that I'm 18. So I asked him how old he thought I was, and he said thirtysomething. I laughed and said I'm 22. Then he asked what I had been doing to myself and mentioned meth. I've never done meth in my life, but he was obviously trying to fuck with my psyche. I had him kicked out of the club (hey I was on my period) and he was back in a week, pointing one of those laser pointer things at me from across the room. I just avoided him.
    He must have been a mentally ill psychopathic liar....Intel & FBI generally have better things to do than annoy dancers. On that note....The last time I was working I met two very nice ATF agents who were total gentlemen (they were just drinking at the bar, not in uniform & were impressed I figured out they were in law enforcement.)

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    'I fucked your husband'

    No really, she did. A wonderful fight soon followed those words, and his stuff was on the front lawn once I got home. Don't come to my job and screw with me dammit!

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    wow. my "if i give you $20 will you go away" experience is mild compared to all of yours'!

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    A custy who hadnt been in the place for about 2 months who had been my reg before comes in, I'm on my period, bloated and feel like chit as it is, and what does Mr. Wonderful say to me... first words... "you look like you've put on some weight, you need to quit that". I didnt weigh anymore than when he had been in before, the only difference was I was bloated. I was floored for about 10 seconds then blurted out, "you sound like more of an asshole, you need to quit that". Then I walked away. LOL! Yeah, I didnt get any more dances from him, but I didnt want to either!!

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    I had a customer put out a cigarette on me once. Does that count?

    Yeah. Good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I had a customer put out a cigarette on me once. Does that count?

    Yeah. Good times.
    Wtf what happened??

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    That I should go into prostitution (using the club as a solicitation point), because I was never going to make money as a dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoolaTwist View Post
    Wtf what happened??
    Jesus H. Christ, Jenny, don't leave us hanging on that!!!
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    Kinda tipsy right now, I'm sure I've got better...what I remember, and this has been said more than once, "thank God real boobs, I HATE girls with fake tits."...although mine may seem "real" (size B before the job), I have a BOOB JOB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mina loy View Post
    wow. my "if i give you $20 will you go away" experience is mild compared to all of yours'!
    That has to be the meanest thing I have ever heard. Someone has to be a complete asshole without an ounce of empathy to say something like that.

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    While doing my tipwalk "This dollar is for a cheeseburger because you got no ass!" i told him that unless he wants to pay for butt implants, no cheeseburger will help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Jesus H. Christ, Jenny, don't leave us hanging on that!!!
    Nothing. People don't always need a reason to be mean to you. Although, I overstated a little. He deliberated burned me with the cigarette, but he didn't actually grind it out.
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    On friday night this fabio wannabe (dude thought he was so hot with a long brown ponytail) asked me if i would hold his drink as he reached into his pocket. So I did because I thought he was getting money out for me. Instead while I held his drink he fixed each side of his hair, laughed and then took his drink back.

    Later in the night he signalled me to come over to him and I said not interested. He didn't like that much.

    I had a weird customer tell me once he only got dances from asian dancers so i should go have surgery to make me look asian

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    I asked a guy for a dance and instead of answering, he belched at me. Mmmm gotta love class like that!

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    One time a guy grabbed the sides of my waist and yelled, "What is this???". I have to add that I was 118 lbs. at the time, size 4, and 5'5". Maybe you could pinch an inch on each side, but that was it. I was horrified. I never forgot that comment and actually had liposuction done a few years later.

    As an added bonus, this guy had a big gut!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissShelby View Post
    As an added bonus, this guy had a big gut!!!
    It's ALWAYS the fatass guys who have rude comments about weight. They shouldn't set themselves for comebacks like that. STOOPID men.

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