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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    I asked a guy for a dance and instead of answering, he belched at me. Mmmm gotta love class like that!
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    My hands def show my age. Probably because, well, I'm over thirty, have been lifting weights regularly since 19, do a lot of pole work and I'm a thin, muscular person.

    This one guys told me,"You have the body of a 20 year old, the face of a 28 year old and the hands of a 38 year old". I'm 36.

    The only way I can fix that is to gain a lot of weight. I used to have such chubby hands and my fingers looked short. I admired women/girls with long elegant, skinny fingers.

    Well, my hands are still small, but they are a bit skinny looking

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    Oh yeah! This young guy who had seen me in my clothes kept going on about how cute he thought I was. Then I got on stage and danced and he said, "Oh man, she's a skinny bitch". He met this as an insult.

    I smiled and said, "Thank you"

    Another one, watching me on the small stage and tipping at my rail,"Ooooh, you're like a cat. So lean and muscular.....but not a lot guys want to bang something that is harder than they are with sharp angles poking at 'em".


    (This said by a guy that was a year ago quite hot, but had put on at least 50lbs).

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    'How much do you weigh?' "Oh about 125, probably." 'Really? Cause you look so much heavier.'

    "Whatdya mean you wont ****(insert whatever sexual act he wanted at the time, I cant remember) Your a stripper, thats close enough to a whore."

    Mean people suck...

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    "Why do you wear so much makeup?" LOL
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    Of course I've gotten the now infamous "hot for a black chick" which is what I hear most often. The rudest thing I've heard other than that is "fuck no" when asking a loser for a dance once.
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    Why does he have a headset on his head, like Janet Jackson or some shit?
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    why does Janet Jackson have a headset on her head?!

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    When describing another dancer:

    "She's built like you. She's heavy set." I'm no skinny minnie, but since when is 5'4 and a size 6 heavy set?

    "You need to tone up your stomach."

    When telling my age (twenty eight): "Really? You look a lot older." (I don't.)

    After I told a customer I danced at another club, he said "I thought you had to be in shape to work there." I was a little heavier at the time, but by no means a whale.
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    Friday night, some guy asked if I was 36. I said no, so he guess 40. He was a jerkface grabby guy too.

    The only good thing is that you KNOW these guys are socially stunted outside the sc and will likely say these things to their future in-laws, best friend's new girlfriends, police officers and parole boards, etc., thus turning everyone against them. Or at least that's what happens in my head.

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    i had this overweight guy tell me "Your hot, but your not that hot... i live in Orange County, where you'd be one of thousands" then he proceeded to tell me i could use a little lipo in my inner thighs... my god.... i am tall, and weigh 135 at the moment....... i was taken back by it and started to get self conscious, but then i told myself to put it out of my head..... i think it makes fat disgusting slobbery men feel good about themselves when they put us down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne View Post
    "Your hot, but your not that hot...
    I had a guy tell me that once when he didn't want to pay me. He pretended to be confused about the cost. The thought it was $15 when it was $60. He told me I wasn't worth $60. The girl in the group paid me and they left in a hurry. What a fucking loser. Even his buddy (with the girlfriend) wouldn't stand up for me.

    I've also had a guy grab my lower belly and tell me I've had children otherwise I wouldn't have "that" (pointing) down there. But he was drunk and accidently paid me twice to dance for a girl he was with.

    Oh well.

    The only time I got hurt was when I waitressed at an SC and a customer and another stripper told me I look like a relatively unattractive celebrity. Then they tried to explain themselves when I frowned, saying how "funny" she is. Too little, too late..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by KamrynAnne View Post
    i had this overweight guy tell me "Your hot, but your not that hot... i live in Orange County, where you'd be one of thousands" then he proceeded to tell me i could use a little lipo in my inner thighs... my god.... i am tall, and weigh 135 at the moment....... i was taken back by it and started to get self conscious, but then i told myself to put it out of my head..... i think it makes fat disgusting slobbery men feel good about themselves when they put us down.
    Sounds like a plastic surgeon fishing for business...I read the same story in a "Cosmopolitan magazine Worst Dates Ever" feature...But the surgeon pulled that shit on a blind date with a girl...She got up and left!

    Yeah, like those guys would have the guts to dance naked in front of strangers Dumbasses.

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    Ohhhhh, I've had countless idiot LOSERS try to tell me they are plastic surgeons....that we should trade services! First off they are probably lying and second a good surgeon doesn't need to fish for business!

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    Haha someone told me I look like Leeann Rimes one time.

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    ^^^That's not bad-I don't think Leann Rimes is bad looking. Now if they said Rosie O'Donnell or Janet Reno, then yeah, I'd be a little pissed.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie View Post
    ^^^That's not bad-I don't think Leann Rimes is bad looking. Now if they said Rosie O'Donnell or Janet Reno, then yeah, I'd be a little pissed.
    I got Morgan Fairchild once...wow. She looks nice for her age and all but 1)shes in her 50's...thanks dude for thinking I look 20+ years older and 2) I look nothing like her

    About 2 days after Anna Nicole died a guy tiped me on stage and said...You look just like Anna Nicole Smith..except...you know..not dead. Wow...tact anyone? Her body isnt even cold yet..jesus...

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    #1

    me: Hi!

    him: Wow, you look like you lost weight.

    me: (excited, and doing a little show off spin) Really? Wow, thanks!

    him: You looked better when you were heavier.

    cry....

    #2

    him: you look like you should shave (your bikini)

    me: you look like you should go to the gym.....

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    A guy asked if I would have sex with him in the VIP, which is $300, I said "No, we don't do that here" and he said, "Oh well, I'd only pay $200 for you, anyway."
    Sex for money? Never! For jewels, and furs, and revenge, like a lady! But not for money!

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    A guy asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said, a lawyer, as I plan on going to law school in the next year or so. He said, "No, seriously."

    I slapped him across the face, but kept dancing.

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    This reminds me of a guy I had danced for several times over the course of a year at my old club. He take me in the back and I was bloated and PMSing and he tells me I gained weight, I'm like no just retaining a little water and he goes no really your pregnant. No really buddy I'm not anyway he was convinced I was pregnant and would not believe me when I told him I wasn't.
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    me: (super bubbly, cheery self) hey there how's it going, would you like a dance?
    wrinkly creep: not a fucking chance.

    so mean!

    also, the other day someone told me i was too skinny. i don't usually let insults upset me but i'm really self conscious about my weight so that made me upset. i guess we all have that one thing that really bothers us if anyone comments on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooster470 View Post
    That has to be the meanest thing I have ever heard. Someone has to be a complete asshole without an ounce of empathy to say something like that.
    it certainly didn't help my self-esteem that night. i took home only his $20 plus an extra five dollar bill i picked up sometime during the night.

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    that" your self esteem must be really low working around all these skinny , pretty girls" and "when do you think you are gonna lose the weight?" Oh , the same guy also said " Im 46 and you are 28 and I look better than you now!" Which totally wasnt true, this ass was mad at me b/c i wouldn't take his advice and go to some kind of dominatrix camp to be dominated (or whatever). He was more upset b/c I wouldnt even pretend to be interested in that. He bought like 240 in dances but kept persisting that I wanted to be dominated by a woman and giving me these dom phone numbers to call. The next time I saw him, he asked if I called and I said no and he says all this stuff to me. He was astonished that he didnt phase me, I even did 200 in dances for him after he said those things , but of course after I told him I have plenty of self confidence and im fabulous blah blah blah. It really hurt my feelings, but i figured if I resorted to getting upset in front of him , he got what he wanted. Now every time hes there when I am( he is a regular) I act all super busy and ignore him.

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    Umm about 3 weeks ago there was a small bachelor party. They were all have a good time. The bachelor was absolutely ga-ga over me, but no one had money to buy themselves or the bachelor (lame I know)

    So one of the guys pulls me aside and is telling me how hot I am blah blah..he's like hey how about we shoot some pool. Now mind you, there were 65 girls working, I was banking, and there was a room full of spending customers.

    So, I said something along the lines of " I'm like sure that would be cool but I play my pool topless and for $50."

    He was like, "ahh baby, you're cute but you're not THAT cute!" I told him that was rather mean and rude, and that he hurt my feelings (which was true) He got all snobby and said, "whatever you dont care about what I said"







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    Hmm... let me see...

    "Holy shit, check out the size of the ass on that bitch!" as I walked past.

    "Oink oink, fat piggy, oink oink snort" from a whole group of guys every time I walked past their table.

    "It's nice to see a girl who looks like she really enjoys to eat a lot of food" from a guy during a lap dance.

    "You've got a nice pussy, but the rest of you is fucking shit!" from some random guy as he walked past me on his way out of the club.

    "Hahahaha! Look how fat that girl is! Oh my god that is soooo GROSS!!! Oh my god she like needs to do sit-ups or something, I can't believe anyone would want to look at all that flab!" from a girl standing by the stage and pointing at me while laughing hysterically. I walked off stage mid-set and pushed her across a table and slapped her face.

    "With an ass that fat, wouldn't you break the table?" from a guy whom I'd asked about a table dance.

    "I like you because you're not skinny like all the other girls" from a customer who meant well.

    "Get off the stage, fatty!" from a group of guys sitting at the tip rail.

    "Have you had kids? We've got a bet going that you have, because you look like you have" from two young guys sitting along side the stage during my show.

    That's just a few of the many fun comments I've received.

    And people on here question why I have such severe weight issues

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    Las night some guy said, oh, you have something on your face...oh wait..its just a big zit.
    ( true....)
    Then he told me I needed to shave my legs
    ( again, true...I was lazy yesterday)

    SO I guess it was just tactless, but not a lie, LOL.

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    some kid (18 maybe, maybe he had a fake id) asked me how many kids i'd had, while i was onstage. i just looked at him blankly and said none. it was really awful. he was with his girlfriend. she apologized so profusely. sweet girl. i felt sorry for her. in hindsight, i think he was just asking cos i've got large, real tits and didn't know better.

    past that, one customer told me his friend was the person to talk to (as douchebags often do), shoved me away from himself and towards his friend. since his friend had no idea what was going on, he just ducked, and i fell over.

    the first was a shock and hurt me a lot, but i don't think the kid meant it the way i took it. the second was just a douchebag.

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