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    I had a customer (a month before my boobs) tell me my body was a weird shape and made the appropriate hand gestures to show how 'messed up' I was. He made wavy hand gestures which was the worst.

    I still hate the "I dont like black girls" line. Cant they just say youre not my type instead. Damn if I got a dollar for all the dumb shit guys have said to me I would own California and a sore hand from slapping them all.

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    I don't really get mean comments, but if one more guy tells me to grow my hair out...
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    One guy once watched my stage show without tipping. When I was done, I approached him and asked for a tip. He said, "No, I hate girls with short hair."

    Not too bad, but the word "hate" sure stung. Oh, the other night a guy told me that no matter how smart I was, I was going to become a drug addict and probably wind up with HIV. He said it was a shame, because I seemed like a nice girl, but meth addiction was "unevitable" and I should always use condoms because all strippers had AIDS from their customers and I was going to get it, probably that very night after work. When I told him I didn't have sex with customers, he said that I was going to give in to peer pressure. It was funny in a way, but I still seethe over the assumption that I'm a prostitute. It also aggravated me because he was paying for my time, so I was a captive audience for his offensive idiocy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I had a customer (a month before my boobs) tell me my body was a weird shape and made the appropriate hand gestures to show how 'messed up' I was. He made wavy hand gestures which was the worst.

    I still hate the "I dont like black girls" line. Cant they just say youre not my type instead. Damn if I got a dollar for all the dumb shit guys have said to me I would own California and a sore hand from slapping them all.
    Oh my god. You should do that. Next time someone says something say "Hey, can I have a dollar? I'm trying to collect a dollar for all the dumb things guys say to me so that I can buy California. Thanks, you're sweet. Dumb, but sweet."
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    Two guys were sitting at a table near the stage. I come up and say hello. The first guy says to his friend, "Hey dude, did you know that all goth chicks have like, no self esteem? That's why they are so freaky in bed. You can do whatever you want to them.". He then proceeded to try and get my number. I told him he should become a drug dealer, that way he would at least have some kind of play. When he tried to tell me he did in fact have drugs (another attempt to insult me), I walked away.

    I've had 2 guys try to pick me apart psychologically in one day. It was just unusually bad. I went home in tears but I think it was only because I didn't make any money to counteract the assholism. Looking back, I realize that I shouldn't have stayed talking to them long enough to hear them out.

    On my first day dancing, one guy said, "If you give a shit about yourself at all you will quit this job and never come back."

    Probably lots more...just can't bring them all from the blocked parts of my memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Oh my god. You should do that. Next time someone says something say "Hey, can I have a dollar? I'm trying to collect a dollar for all the dumb things guys say to me so that I can buy California. Thanks, you're sweet. Dumb, but sweet."


    After talking to a couple of rich assholes for a couple of minutes one became mystified and interrupted what I was saying to say, "Y'know...you seem like you might actually have two brain cells to rub together. You could probably get out of here and maybe even go to college if you wanted."

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    I think the worst was when a bunch of assholes threw 5 cent coins at me and told me I was the most digusting thing they'd ever seen and that I should just get off stage because I'm nothing more than a tit-less whore.


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    A customer was sitting at a bar with his friends, one of which always gets at least 5 songs from me every time he comes in...And was saying out loud in a kinda creepy way : "Little boy, little boy, you look like a little boy."
    I had no idea what he was talking about, I have long blonde hair and am very curvy so I didn't even think he was talking about me...
    So I ask him, what are you talking about? And he goes, "you, your chest, you look like a little boy" I was so surprised and pissed off at the same time I was speachless. that was pre-op, but I still had SOMETHING..arrrrg
    Good thing is his friend felt horrible and spent lots of $ after that. yay for me

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    wow I better get a thicker skin before I start really getting into stripping...
    I worked at a peepshow...the worst I even got was when I'd tell a guy about our shows (we didnt stay in our booth we got to walk around the store) he'd listen look at me and say "well are there any other girls working" and i'd say "no just me" and he'd say "oh never mind" and walk away. That kinda ticked me off always...but not even close to some of the things you ladies have heard.

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    I always get "Why did you want to go fuck up such a beautiful body with all of those tattoos??"



    It's like, if that's the best you can think to say to me, just don't say anything.

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    ^^I've gotten that one too.

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    Oh! Here's a good one:

    A young female custy came to tip me on stage. She said that her and her friends were debating over what my ethnicity was (I'm black). She said that I had a really nice ass, but it's not like I was one of those REAL black girls. Ya'know, with the REAL big asses, and with the REAL hair (that you would find on an African American).

    I guess b/c my skin tone is on the lighter side? WTF?

    Punch Line: I (politely) inquired about her ethnic backround. She replied that she was Mexican and German. I asked if she spoke Spanish. Nodding her head she replied "Say". ?

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    I get very irate when pimps offer me their services.

    And I hate, "You're hot, but you're not THAT hot.." When being confronted with prices they don't want to hear.

    I also hate when a customer is sooo cheap that he won't buy you single drink. I was shot girling one night, and I offered this customer a body shot, he declined. The dancer he was sitting with asked if she could have one, and he just turned her down in the rudest way like, "I don't think so.." It doesn't SOUND that rude, but the look he gave her of how he felt she wasn't worth it was awful!!

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    oh my gosh. This customer said, "do you have any kids? Your stomach looks like you have." (It doesn't)

    Also, I work the night shift at SR, which is VERY competitive. A manager who shall remain nameless yelled at me about something and followed it up with, "Any you're border-line working this shift, anyway!"

    I will never forget that as long as I live, I swear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    Hmm... let me see...

    "Holy shit, check out the size of the ass on that bitch!" as I walked past.

    "Oink oink, fat piggy, oink oink snort" from a whole group of guys every time I walked past their table.

    "It's nice to see a girl who looks like she really enjoys to eat a lot of food" from a guy during a lap dance.

    "You've got a nice pussy, but the rest of you is fucking shit!" from some random guy as he walked past me on his way out of the club.

    "Hahahaha! Look how fat that girl is! Oh my god that is soooo GROSS!!! Oh my god she like needs to do sit-ups or something, I can't believe anyone would want to look at all that flab!" from a girl standing by the stage and pointing at me while laughing hysterically. I walked off stage mid-set and pushed her across a table and slapped her face.

    "With an ass that fat, wouldn't you break the table?" from a guy whom I'd asked about a table dance.

    "I like you because you're not skinny like all the other girls" from a customer who meant well.

    "Get off the stage, fatty!" from a group of guys sitting at the tip rail.

    "Have you had kids? We've got a bet going that you have, because you look like you have" from two young guys sitting along side the stage during my show.

    That's just a few of the many fun comments I've received.

    And people on here question why I have such severe weight issues
    Wait a minute, I've seen your pictures and no way do you look even slightly overweight. Am I missing something? Did you used to weigh a lot more? If not, these guys must be blind because you look gorgeous in all the pics I've seen of you.
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    it blows my mind how most of these guys that are total overweight slobs feel that just because we are without clothes, we are without feelings too, and they have the right to verbally critique us.
    I once overheard this drunked piece of shit slur behind me when I got onstage, "now THAT's a big ass."
    Totally f*cked my mood for the night.

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    Holy crap Darcy! I can't understand why anyone would say any of that bullshit to you. Like, my mind can't wrap itself around the concept at all.

    D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Holy crap Darcy! I can't understand why anyone would say any of that bullshit to you. Like, my mind can't wrap itself around the concept at all.

    D:
    Australian men are assholes who nitpick everything about you. Chivalry and class rarely exist here.. especially in small towns.

    Edit: This was probably a rant - seeing as I just had a conversation about this with another lady.


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    I had a guy insult me over my age yesterday. Like he guessed my age at being quite a lot lower than it is, and when I corrected him... you know. Made obnoxious "old stripper" comments. Not offended; more like "Dude what the fuck? You are still 13 years OLDER than I am, and I could actually conveniently pass for your kid. What are you thinking?" I rolled my eyes and rolled with it - still got his money, so.

    ETA - I was also once told that I'd have to lose weight to work for a club. I told them very politely that I was sorry, but that I knew that wasn't going to happen. They acted - seriously - like I hadn't just said a word. They just completely ignored it and never brought it up again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    oh my gosh. This customer said, "do you have any kids? Your stomach looks like you have." (It doesn't)

    Also, I work the night shift at SR, which is VERY competitive. A manager who shall remain nameless yelled at me about something and followed it up with, "Any you're border-line working this shift, anyway!"

    I will never forget that as long as I live, I swear.
    I've been told I was 'borderline' by a manager as well. He also told me that my stomach was fat and that I needed to lose weight when I was about 118lbs and a size eight (US size four).

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Australian men are assholes who nitpick everything about you. Chivalry and class rarely exist here.. especially in small towns.

    Edit: This was probably a rant - seeing as I just had a conversation about this with another lady.
    I once had a man squeeze my arse in a club and say 'all flab, no muscle tone' (again, I was size eight, 115lbs- and whoever heard of a muscular arse, anyway?). This was right after I'd refused to sleep with him.

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    I regret reading this thread. It has truly made me sad.
    People who come into a strip club and have nothing better to do than insult the beautiful women who work in them are doing it because of some issue within themselves.

    Like Darcy's example of the girl who called her fat, that was the girl's own insecurities and jealousy towards Darcy.

    Men who insult dancers are probably just resentful because they know we are too good for them and they have a deep seated hatred of women.

    My club management is really good about things like this, they wont tolerate anyone being rude to the girls. They will kick guys straight out the door for being insulting.

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    "oh, you look like a guy with your short hair and small boobs. I only get private dances with women who look like women."

    umm..yeah. I told all the girls what happened and no one gave him a private dance after that, saying that they only gave private dances to guys who acted and looked like gentlemen.
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    "Have you had kids? We've got a bet going that you have, because you look like you have" from two young guys sitting along side the stage during my show.
    This reminds me of high school, when guys would try to guess whether a girl was a virgin or not by the way she walked. And yeah, Darcy, I heard that lots of times before I had my son.

    Let's see:
    You have more hair on you ass than I do!

    (Poking at a zit on my chest) Whats' that, a third nipple? (Yeah, asshole. I'm growing it just for you.)

    Damn, girl, you thick as a motherfucker! (Just exactly how thick IS a motherfucker, anyway?)

    Are you a man? (Actually yes. Suck my dick!)

    Are you pregnant? (Many times. Once I heard it so many times in such a short period, that I actauly had to buy an EPT to make sure!)

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    Fat, drunk female custy: (Trying to squeeze by me in a narrow passage) I can't rmember her exact words, but it had to do with age and weight, after I had laughed about making myself tiny by pressing into the wall)
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    One time this guy said "I don't have any money so happy hunting" right when I walked up to him to chat. I had just made like $400 in the champagne room so I decided to fuck with him and humor him a bit. I was tired. He went on to say all kinds of shit about how he never comes to these places and girls who do this job must have had the shit beaten out of them and have no self-esteem. This REALLY pissed me off. Actually nothing pisses me off more than misogynistic bullshit like that. He then went on to brag abut how his daddy or his daddy's friend or something was going to hook him up with a sweet Vice President job at some company. I mentioned sinecure and he didn't know what that meant. Hahahaha.

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