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    umm..yeah. I told all the girls what happened and no one gave him a private dance after that, saying that they only gave private dances to guys who acted and looked like gentlemen.
    *cheers*

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    I had a terrible night tonight at work. But for some reason, the thing that burned me the most was this guy trying to take up all my time chatting with me and than saying "You're too good for this" as he walked out the door. Yeah, but I'm not good enough to not have you trying to get me to work for free by talking to your non-tipping ass. GRRRRRR....

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    Hello everybody, I have a couple:
    You know you would be the most beautiful girl in here if you painted your toe nails- I mean come on WTF I never thought that my toe nails played such an important role in my looks.

    Ok next one I am on stage- kind of a full stage- lots of dollars and i am in my second song and topless- i need to also add that i busted my ass doing pole tricks-so i go up to guy with his dollar do my little dance and hold open my garter, that mother [email protected]#@ said you don't actually think i am going to give you this dollar now, you can have it when you get naked- i told him to take his dollar shove it up his ass and i would make sure that no girl got too close to him naked because he sucked.
    My fav is this guy is sitting at the bar, his buddy was in vip with another girl and he was miserable waiting for him he couldn't afford it and i felt bad, stupid me, so i sit down next to him offer to buy him a beer and he says don't talk to me i don't talk to stripper you are all whores and fuck for a living you strippers are the most disgusting people in the world- now being sicillian you know i couldn't help myself- i looked at him and said you know what your problem is it isn't the strippers, it is the fact that in the real world not one girl in this club wouldn't even acknowledge you- it must be heartbreaking, to know that your scummy ass cant get any hot ass so!! I said a lot more and got in trouble but i got tell you it was worth it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Wait a minute, I've seen your pictures and no way do you look even slightly overweight. Am I missing something? Did you used to weigh a lot more? If not, these guys must be blind because you look gorgeous in all the pics I've seen of you.
    No, I've always looked like this.

    Some of the girls at work have a theory. There's quite a few girls at work who are significantly larger than I am... yet they rarely, if ever, get negative weight comments. I, on the other hand, regularly (and I do mean regularly) get told that I have a fat ass. It's true, my ass is huge and flabby, and it's especially big in proportion to my waist which is quite small. My thighs are also very thick compared to the bottoms of my legs, which are very slender. Some of the girls at work have said that they think it's because I'm pretty that I get called fat all the time... like, I look like one of those really hot girls that would be a bitch, except I have a fat ass, so customers like to point it out. All the time.

    I honestly get at least one 'fat' comment a week at work. Whether it's a 'compliment' like, "I like girls who look like they enjoy food," or an outright insult like, "That bitch has a fat ass!", I rarely go a week without having at least one customer say something about my weight that upsets me.

    Customers are assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post

    I honestly get at least one 'fat' comment a week at work. Whether it's a 'compliment' like, "I like girls who look like they enjoy food," or an outright insult like, "That bitch has a fat ass!", I rarely go a week without having at least one customer say something about my weight that upsets me.

    Customers are assholes.
    Dont sweat it honey...I get the same thing at least as often. These guys know that they wold never have a snowballs chance in hell with us and thus reject US before we can reject them. Its a pretty good gamble that any woman is going to be sensitive about her weight..no matter what she weighs. And if she isnt an anorexic stick figure...esp in this business...she's got it in the back of her mind that she is fat. Just because sadly...thats how women are. So it's a cheap shot-in-the-dark that they are betting will hurt you. It actually has very little to do with you. They dont actually think you are fat..they are just playing the odds with a comment that is very likely to hurt a woman.

    I try not to let it bother me. I give it right back... hey there big mouth with your bald spot,beer gut and shit breath...when the dark day ever comes that ANYONE ever gives up so much as a DIME to see your fat wrinkly ass naked you can talk. Since my body looks good enough that it makes me more money in a week then i'm betting you make in a month...you can bite me.Fat ass fucktard. Might be a good idea to trade in the buckt-o-beer for a treadmill once in awhile...then you wouldnt have to pay to see tits and ass. Loser.

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    Holy shit, guys! Some of this stuff is unbeleivable. I'm not skinny and was 15 lbs heavier when I started dancing, and I NEVER got any insults from customers about it. The occasional awkward compliment -- "you've got some meat on your bones" -- but nothing intentionally mean.

    (Oh, wait...I take that back. A few weeks ago a guy told me he would tip me if I found him a "petite girl" to dance with. It definitely upset me at the time -- I was having a crap night anyway -- but then I told myself he was an insecure pencil-dick who couldn't handle a lady of my stature, and forgot all about him.)

    I have this theory that when you have an insecurity, you unconsciously project it and the customers pick up on it. I have a large surgical scar from just below my breatbone to just above my navel. It looks like a zipper. When I started dancing again after the surgery, I wore corsets and cinchers to cover the scar, but then I got lazy and went back to my normal clothes. At first I was self-concious about it and EVERY SINGLE customer had to ask me about it. Guys would come up to my stage to ask about it, even, which in turn made me more self-concious. Over time, though, I totally forgot about my scar and seemingly so did everyone else...hardly anyone asks about it now, and it's as big and gnarly as ever. Weird but true.

    I wonder if customers are ruder in some areas than other. I live in an awfully nice and laid-back town where customers are generally pretty polite. When I danced in Dallas, guys seemed much more intent on picking dancers apart. Add that to the ten thousands other reasons never to go to that horrible city. (Kidding, buffie.)

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    Wow, Australian guys sound like dicks. As does your management.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    No, I've always looked like this.

    Some of the girls at work have a theory. There's quite a few girls at work who are significantly larger than I am... yet they rarely, if ever, get negative weight comments. I, on the other hand, regularly (and I do mean regularly) get told that I have a fat ass. It's true, my ass is huge and flabby, and it's especially big in proportion to my waist which is quite small. My thighs are also very thick compared to the bottoms of my legs, which are very slender. Some of the girls at work have said that they think it's because I'm pretty that I get called fat all the time... like, I look like one of those really hot girls that would be a bitch, except I have a fat ass, so customers like to point it out. All the time.

    I honestly get at least one 'fat' comment a week at work. Whether it's a 'compliment' like, "I like girls who look like they enjoy food," or an outright insult like, "That bitch has a fat ass!", I rarely go a week without having at least one customer say something about my weight that upsets me.

    Customers are assholes.
    I am still having trouble digesting this. There is no way your ass is as fat as you are making it sound, unless your photos have been seriously doctored. And if you do have a bigger butt, well hell, that would make you popular around here. Guys always like a booty, it seems.

    I'm sorry that people are so awful to you. It just doesn't make sense. You must have an invisible suit of iron to be able to continue dancing after being treated like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    There is no way your ass is as fat as you are making it sound, unless your photos have been seriously doctored.
    Haha... they have.

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    ^^^Well, yeah...of course! No model in the world leaves her pics 100% untouched. But have they photoshopped your ass to shrink it? I seriously doubt that. And all of the candid photos of you and friends on your myspace? Have they been shopped?

    You're hot. I'm gonna stop because it's pointless but I can't believe insecures assholes have this much influence on your self image. It's tragic.
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    Yeah, I am still not seeing how anyone could call you fat. You can't be any bigger than me and I never get that.
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    a lot of the general "i'm a bitter woman hater" bullshit. i think the one that stands out most though.. is a guy who (when asking if he'd like a dance, during a walk-around dance special) said "what happened to your tits?" nothing is wrong with my tits, so i said "excuse me?" to which he replied "i mean, where the fuck are they?" ...i'm a 34 B .. and a bigger B at that. so, while i don't have large tits by any means, i'm not "flat" either. my boobs (if i may say so) are also nice and round and perfectly perky.

    anyway... after i called him out for being a rude asshole i said something about how he'd be lucky to have a woman 1/2 as cool as i am " to which he said something about me being "just a fucking stripper".

    >_<


    that guy (i can't remember the exact covo) definately pissed me off. there was another guy who walked ACROSS the room to tell his friend, who was STARTING to get a dance from me, to stop.

    i was like "what the fuck are you doing?" and he said "i don't want my friend to waste his money" ...........................

    i said "what the hell are you talking about?" and he went on to tell me that, while i'm sexy and attractive and whatnot, i don't "give good dances".

    i called him on it and said "ohhhhhhhh you mean because i don't grind dick the entire song???" and he looked at me like "well, yeah, duh" i knew that's what the problem was, because i had danced for this guy earlier. he was all handsy and trying to pull me down on his dick. anyway...

    usually i walk away from shit like this, but i was so incredibly pissed off that he actualy STOPPED his friend from getting a dance while i was getting undressed. i stood up right in his face and told him how rude he was. i told him what it means to be a dancer and why he should respect my boundries. i explained how hard i work and etc. ...it was one of the only times i actually explained or defended myself. as i said before, i usually just walk away. the guy who stopped his friend, wound up feeling really terrible about it and gave me twice the price of the dance. not to "shut me up" either. i think he really thought about what he just did. the funny thing is, when i started confronting him about it, his friend was like "why did you stop her". when he told him, the friend was like "oh i know they don't grind here dude, i don't care"

    *sigh*

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    Darcy your so beautiful the men in the states would definetly appreciate your nice booty

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    For some reason I always get the insults from the guys sitting at my rack...(and I think, WTF?! If you wanna insult me, why are you sitting at my rack paying me?) My favorite thing to do to them is giggle and say (in a flirty voice) "Oh you're so funny" then seductively lean over them, suck my finger, get it nice and wet...and give them a wet willie. It brings me great joy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Wow, Australian guys sound like dicks. As does your management.
    Yeah. What's weird is I was just talking about how Aussie men are kinda crude to another friend of mine. All the girls agreed that Aussie born men were pretty stupid and offensive - even if they didn't mean it! Fricken Aussie men are the only ones that would go 'How many children do you have' instead of asking if you have any... while looking at your tummy. And I KNOW there is nothing effing wrong with my tummy. And when you accuse them of calling you fat, they say, "No I meant because you do this job. You wouldn't do this if you didn't have mouths to feed!"

    UUUGHHH!

    They're SO fricken DENSE.


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    ^^^
    Im not doubting your experiences at all but I just dont see this. maybe it's adelaide and QLD? The guys in melbourne pretty much all compliment the girls.

    My management would not condone customers speaking to ANY of their dancers like that Darcy thats fucked up that u have to put up with that shit.

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    ^ Probably. Sydney men were REAL sweet to me. And some of the upperclass Adelaide men were great (the kind that buy you a drink from across the bar and never talk to you.. omfg!) but I think something about small towns and low class just make men... arrrggghghhhh....

    I need to move to a bigger less convict city.


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    anyway u will see soon when u come to melbourne.
    i am shocked at some stuff i have read on here.

    A customer put a 2 dollar coin on the table once when this dancer was up there and she felt insulted and management kicked him straight out. they always take our word for it over the customer.

    In melbourne besides the customers who wont pay for dances the customers really are on the most part lovely to us.

    The only haters that come in are chicks! they are the ones who will sit there and pick on the girls.

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    Every day I live in Australia and someone mentions Melbourne is another day I realize that's probably where I should be. *sigh*


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    I think u will love it besides the weather.I am sitting in front of the heater now. *shivers*

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    Pffft... I lived in Michigan for two years... at least now I don't have to pretend to like someone to be inside.


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    LOL and winter fashion is pretty cool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^^
    Im not doubting your experiences at all but I just dont see this. maybe it's adelaide and QLD? The guys in melbourne pretty much all compliment the girls.

    My management would not condone customers speaking to ANY of their dancers like that Darcy thats fucked up that u have to put up with that shit.
    In Melbourne, it very much depends on the club. I've worked at dives and mid-range clubs almost exclusively, and the classiness of the men tends to be in line with the classiness of the club. So, at cheap-arse places you get horribly rude customers, at the mid-range places they're less rude and, though I've never worked anywhere really high class (I lack the looks for it), it seems that management don't tolerate rudeness at all in those places.

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    Oh ok. Well since I have only worked at one club I can only go on that. So CF customers dont seem to be rude on the most part.


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