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    I wish our management would kick out guys that say mean stuff. A few weeks ago one of my good friends was on stage and a group of young guys (it was one of their b'days) started yelling out some really horrible stuff about her being fat (and she's quite slimmer than I am). After her stage show she was absolutely crying her eyes out in the dressing room and asked management to kick them out... she was basically told to get over it and that, "We can't kick them out, they're spending money."

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    That is terrible Darcy!!! I really believe that men know that calling us fat is what they can say that will hurt us the most and that's why they do it. Maybe I am fucking cynical but I really belive that.

    And to re-iterate, unless you have photoshopped your head onto somebody else's body, there is no possible way you are actually fat. Geese!

    Speaking of which, one time when I literally weighed 100lbs and was a size zero, a dude got all excited about when my "baby was going to be due" and how "cute I was pregnant." Umm, not pregnant obviously! People are just fucking twisted.
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    I got a really rude comment tonight...and this is the thread to vent, I guess!

    me: "hi, how are you?"
    guy: "sorry, I dont speak ugly."
    me: "No problem then, cause I dont speak asshole!"
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    ^^ OMG that is awful!!!

    Good comeback tho.

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    Uuughhhh....

    Tonight.

    Me: Number sixty-*squeek* I mean...*cough* Damn I'm losing my voice!!
    Him: Man, if you did, you'd be like, the perfect woman!!
    Me: Yeah, and if you had a bigger dick, you'd be the perfect man.

    :/


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    custie: (this iswhen i had dark hair)"sorry...I only like blondes"
    me "oh..well I only like MEN so I guess we're both SOL"

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    On monday, I approached this black dude, trying to strike up conversation. He was like, "you know baby. You're a real cute girl and all but you're not my preference. I like mixed chicks! I like those yellow girls ya know. And no before you ask I'm not asian I'm black and indian"

    I tried my hardest to smile and bear it so I said, "well who said I wasn't mixed..I honestly dont care if I'm your preference or not, I was just making conversation" I had to quickly excuse myself before I cussed him out. I also considered figuering out a way to spill his beer in his lap, but thought against it.







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    There was once this group of guys in VIP and they wanted the waitress to bring them some girls. So I was one of the girls that got brought back to their table. After ordering a round of drinks, he looks at the waitress and tells her (talking about me) "That's fine, I bought her a drink, but we're looking for girls with Big Tits!" I thought, what an ass!The way he said it- Like, ok here...I bought you a drink, now go away because you don't have great big fake tits...

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    I have to say that this thread makes me feel a lot better about what happened to me yesterday. I had one of those guys that makes repeated jokes about physical appearance as if it's funny and I should be able to laugh at it (exactly the personality of my dad, which I think is why it hit me so hard). Let me tell you, I can take a few hits, but he just would not stop, and it was really all that our conversation consisted of. Some examples:

    "That's what happens when you use a coupon." (referring to my boob job, which i think was very well done b/c dancers always compliment me and ask who my PS is)

    "Where is the girl with the nice boobs?"

    "You should try liposuction, get rid of those thunder thighs."

    "When is that coming out? I hate it" (my lip ring)

    He also talks shit to me about the way the other dancers look.

    Then he tries to throw in a few tiny compliments, as if it helps.

    I know, I was crazy for sitting with him while this continued, but he was sitting with my regular who is always super nice (but should have slapped the motherfucker) and I was trying to tell myself it's no big deal, ignore him, he's just kidding, I need to be able to take this. Eventually I ran off and smoked a cigarette by myself (I never do that) and made my regular wait for me. Then I made him take me to VIP, which we don't usually do, just to get away from his friend.

    Fucked off my whole day

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    "WOW! That girl over there is hot. She's so much prettier than you. Can you hook me up with her for a dance?"

    I snorted and left, and told the dancer in question about the dude's comment. She turned her nose up at him later when he got the balls to ask her himself.

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    The infamous "No really, what are you mixed with? I can tell that you're too pretty to be just black!" I think I am asked about my ancestoral background at least every day.

    I remember this white girl with this really big and beautiful butt went on stage before me and did her butt pulsating, jiggling and shaking. When I get on stage this group of young white guys (probably in with a fake id) squeal and say "Ha, ha, the white girl has more junk in the trunk than the black girl!" It's like idiots, both white girls and black girls come in all different shapes and sizes. Have they never seen a petite black girl and a thick white girl before in their lives?

    I also remember this one guy, who was probably jacked up on something asked me if I was a man. I wasn't so much insulted by it as I was kind of surprised.

    Also men asking to pay me for sex is pretty damn insulting, and that happens several times a day.

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    "i bet you wish you could lose weight, don't you?" said to me after doing a vip room. no, because clearly it didnt bother you or you wouldnt have spent money on me!

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    This wasn't really bad...but annoying. I had one of those "youre so much better than this you need to go to college so you can get a better job." I told him I didnt know what I wanted to go to school for if I did, so I wasnt going to waste my money, and that, in fact at 19 I'm making more money than those I know with degrees. He said "you don't make more than me" (this coming from a guy who wouldnt spend money because he "doesnt like these places, just here for a party")...I wanted to ask how much he made...but just nodded and said "yeah I bet I don't." He also thought that making $200 a night would make a stripper jump with joy.


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    ^ yeah, i hate when guys say you're too good to be there. a lot of times guys tell me i'm "too pretty" to be there. do you want an ugly girl dancing for you instead?

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    This isn't bad at all. Just obnoxious. My gem from last night:

    Him: Do you have kids?
    Me: No I don't.
    Him: You need to have kids. You won't be a woman until you have kids.
    You can't be a little girl forever.

    Um, okay dude. He spent money on me, though.
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    A young guy who had moved one of the front row seats (which are originally placed a little away from the stage) right up against the stage and wasn't tipping. We get nude for free at my current home club except we aren't allowed to do open leg work (and must cover or be fined etc if we do not thus it is enforced).

    I politely inform him that due to him sitting so close to the stage (like pervert row close not just a little away) that he should tip the dancer on stage as we work for tips and tips only (blah blah).

    I remember his gem of a comment:

    So if you are ugly you don't make any money.



    Then same night moments after encountering this asshat I go over to the other guy who has also moved the seat right up against the stage. Yes, we are allowed to hustle these guys whilst the girl is on stage at this club as usually the seats are a little away from the stage so they aren't classed as "stage tipping" seats. So anyway.. I also inform this guy.. and he is older than the other asshat before.. probably over 30. He was giving directions to the dancer on stage via his hand gestures for her to spread her legs (do open leg work).

    I politely inform him that none of the dancers here will do that as we are not allowed to do so.

    "That's alright. I don't want you to do it. I want her to do it" (in in arrogant tone of voice)

    "She isn't going to do it. Neither is anyone else. If you buy a lap dance, she will"

    "Alright, how much are lap dances?"

    "$50"

    Anyway, basically he was a rude prick as he was from Melbourne and thought a touching lap dance for $50 (10 mintues) wasn't worth it. Whatever, you aren't worth it fucker.

    Those were the two worst patrons the whole week for me. They got my asshot of the week award.. the both of them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    This isn't bad at all. Just obnoxious. My gem from last night:

    Him: Do you have kids?
    Me: No I don't.
    Him: You need to have kids. You won't be a woman until you have kids.
    You can't be a little girl forever.

    Um, okay dude. He spent money on me, though.
    No, it's not bad. It's *horrible*. Fuck him.

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    "You're too humble to be a stripper." This occured AFTER he chose "20 questions"/convo over tipping me during my rounds, and AFTER he interrupted said "20 questions" to take another girl back to the couch room, leaving me sitting alone and feeling awful goofy. What did he expect, for me to go work at a book store for $7/hr(PS--the bookstore wouldn't even hire me; I should know, since I'd applied there a few weeks prior to starting work as a dancer), sacrifice the money I needed so much to pay for a roof over my head, and live in poverty just because I *acted* sweet and humble?

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    Lets see...so many stupid and rude comments over the years, where do I start ?

    Lets face it, weight comes and goes. I gained a few lbs and I ran into this creepy loser who comes in all the time. He went on and on about my weight for several songs and had the nerve to tell me that I look like I enjoyed the holidays. Moron. I think even hookers would turn this idiot down.

    I had another customer tell me that he didn't want a dance because I had gotten big.
    Especially in the legs. At the time, I was crackhead skinny from a bad breakup. I weighed like 105. I wanted to say, "When was the last time you got a piece of ass you didn't pay for ?"

    Boh of these losers are hefty and have never been inside a gym.

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    Ok on a Saturday night near the end I was walking around doing the typical "wanna dance" bullshit when I approached a middle aged man sitting by himself. I walk over to him, leaned over and said "Would you like a dance?" He looks me up and down and then says to me "Could you stand up and turn around?" (he did the whole hand gesture for me to do a little spin) I humored him, I dont know why and did my little spin in front of him. He looks at me afterward and says "Honey I am really sorry but you are a little too big for my taste" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 5'4 110lbs, a far fucking cry from BIG in any standards...I was just in awe and walked away.
    On the other end of the spectrum, recently I was working a weekday and I had been sitting with a group of guys who had came in. I was sitting and talking to them and I had to go on stage, so I told them they should come visit me because I was up next, they say ok. So I am up and not ONE of them come up there and I can tell that they are obviously talking about me but I cant make out what they are saying....when I got off I went back over there to see what was up. I walk over there and one of these guys goes "We didnt realize how skinny you were before" I say "Oh I didnt realize that was a BAD thing" They say something along of the lines of "not liking girls who were anorexic" and how I "need to eat some food"....
    Wow! Just fucking wow! I dont look fucking anorexic! Way to give a girl a complex! Am I too big or too thin? haha Dumbass men!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alia_of_the_Knife View Post
    The infamous "No really, what are you mixed with? I can tell that you're too pretty to be just black!" I think I am asked about my ancestoral background at least every day.

    I remember this white girl with this really big and beautiful butt went on stage before me and did her butt pulsating, jiggling and shaking. When I get on stage this group of young white guys (probably in with a fake id) squeal and say "Ha, ha, the white girl has more junk in the trunk than the black girl!" It's like idiots, both white girls and black girls come in all different shapes and sizes. Have they never seen a petite black girl and a thick white girl before in their lives?
    This crap really pisses me off. There's been a lot of stupid young guys as of late telling me I can't be an Irish/pasty white girl b/c my booty is too big. I've been told I'm lying, that someone in my family cheated with a Puerto Rican or black guy, etc. I even had some guy say he liked my hair, and gesturing towards some black girls, say 'and it's all yours, too.' I lost it and told him that it was a weave and that he was ignorant for thinking white girls all had their own hair either.

    I don't get why they need to know our geneology just to get a damn lap dance-our conversation/ld skills/classiness is not based on whether or not we look like your favorite video ho. I swear, these are the guys who spend all day watching TV and can't tell the difference between that and real life anymore.

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    A guy tipped me on stage then said (i have lil barley B boobies) "I bet those are real, right?" I couldn't even think of anything clever to say so I just went "haha youre wicked funny" with a not so nice face and went to the other side of the stage.


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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    Ok on a Saturday night near the end I was walking around doing the typical "wanna dance" bullshit when I approached a middle aged man sitting by himself. I walk over to him, leaned over and said "Would you like a dance?" He looks me up and down and then says to me "Could you stand up and turn around?" (he did the whole hand gesture for me to do a little spin) I humored him, I dont know why and did my little spin in front of him. He looks at me afterward and says "Honey I am really sorry but you are a little too big for my taste" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 5'4 110lbs, a far fucking cry from BIG in any standards...I was just in awe and walked away.
    On the other end of the spectrum, recently I was working a weekday and I had been sitting with a group of guys who had came in. I was sitting and talking to them and I had to go on stage, so I told them they should come visit me because I was up next, they say ok. So I am up and not ONE of them come up there and I can tell that they are obviously talking about me but I cant make out what they are saying....when I got off I went back over there to see what was up. I walk over there and one of these guys goes "We didnt realize how skinny you were before" I say "Oh I didnt realize that was a BAD thing" They say something along of the lines of "not liking girls who were anorexic" and how I "need to eat some food"....
    Wow! Just fucking wow! I dont look fucking anorexic! Way to give a girl a complex! Am I too big or too thin? haha Dumbass men!
    Why do guys always feel it's appropriate to comment on your weight . I never walk up to a guy and go, " Wow you've got quite the beer belly. "

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    A lot of these comments wouldn't get to me now...I guess after you hear them enough times, the venom is sapped out...

    I also had a very rude ex who perfected a silent comeback to any comment he percieved as "stupid" (which was, gosh, lots.) He would make a tiny, thin-lipped smile, nod slightly and turn his attention away from the person he had decided was "stupid".....It was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    On friday night this fabio wannabe (dude thought he was so hot with a long brown ponytail) asked me if i would hold his drink as he reached into his pocket. So I did because I thought he was getting money out for me. Instead while I held his drink he fixed each side of his hair, laughed and then took his drink back.
    Unbelievable! It would have taken every ounce of restraint not to dump that drink in his hair.

    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    I asked a guy for a dance and instead of answering, he belched at me. Mmmm gotta love class like that!
    That takes the cake!

    off the top of my head...

    Guy flags me down, I sit with him, talk for like two seconds before he flags another girl down and asks her for a dance while I am still sitting on his lap!

    Guys leave my stage right when I go up, yelling, "I hate fake boobs"

    Guys, saying, "I'm just into really big, boobs,sorry",

    "sorry you're just not my type" ( for some reason that one hurt a lot),

    "they must feed you guys really well here",

    "you need to do some crunches"

    screamed into my face, "$400 an hour? For that, I better be able to eat your pussy"

    From last night...this wasn't the rudest but soooo STOOPID!

    Me: Hi, how's it going, where are you from blah, blah

    Him: blah, blah...where are you from?

    Me: California

    Him: Yeah, right, you're like the fourth girl in a row I've talked to that's said that.

    Me: Um, ...K, Sherlock Holmes, it's a neighboring state and there is like 300 girls here so the odds are pretty high that many of us are from California.

    ( I should have just walked away, but I was taken a back by the fact he was so convinced that we were all lying, when of course we weren't! Seriously like 50% to 60% of Vegas dancers are from Cali! )

    Him: Ha, you're all a bunch of lying gold diggers saying whatever we want to hear.

    That's when I just laughed and walked away. Idiot! Why do you care where we are from, anyways?
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