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    What do they want me to say in response to this?

    The truth is amazingly boring: I go to the gym, I work on projects for my day-job, I give my cats baths, I go grocery shopping...I like a quiet life.

    Some guys - the ones who like the "girl next door" type of stripper -- actually like being told "Ooh, I get enough excitement, I actually just like to stay home and cook casseroles in my lacy apron." Others guys want to hear something crazy and exciting, like I'm a naked NASCAR driver or something. I always hit a blank with this and say something sarcastic, which isn't a huge sell.

    Maybe I'll start telling them I make amateur porn with my five hot stripper room-mates...

    Anybody have any awesome comeback for this question?

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    Well gee..after I leave here its just an orgy of unprotected sex and intraveneous drug use...all while taking the lords name in vain. (quote from Waiting)

    or sometiems I quote Clerks...when I'm not here I manually marturbate farm animals for artificial insemination.

    Both usually get a laugh even though no guy ever gets the referance.

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    Sweet! I love the Clerks reference...I'll have to borrow it. I have a feeling in this town someone will get the reference. This is geek city.

    Also, Cameron, you have an advantage over most of us. When you say you do porn on the side, you're not even bullshitting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    Also, Cameron, you have an advantage over most of us. When you say you do porn on the side, you're not even bullshitting!
    True...of course theres a fine line between the guy who WILL spend his money because he thinks it's cool to get dances from a porn chick and the guy who WONT spend money because he thinks porn=whore and gets pissed off that I wont fuck him.
    So sometimes being in porn works in my favor..sometimes against

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    I'm going to have to sit and actually think out a good response to this.

    Has to be something sexy, but not overly sexual. Funny and humorous, but not to out there wild, so it is believable, or else the sexy part won't work. Something that helps push the sale closer....

    Hmm.....

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    He says, "So, what else do you do?" I say, "Anything I want. "

    I say, "Hi, I'm Andy." He says, "What's your real name?" I say, "They call me Andy. "

    And then I turn every question around on them and make them talk so I don't have to. Most of the time it works itself out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    the guy who WONT spend money because he thinks porn=whore and gets pissed off that I wont fuck him.
    Don't you tell these guys that you get paid thousands of dollars to have sex, so there's no reason on earth would you fuck him for free?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    He says, "So, what else do you do?" I say, "Anything I want. "
    That is a fabulous answer. I'm committing that one to memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    Don't you tell these guys that you get paid thousands of dollars to have sex, so there's no reason on earth would you fuck him for free?
    Yeah..I also tell them that I cant take a chance on catching anything from random sex because If I test positive I cant work. They dont care. SOme guys just think that if you do porn it's the same as being a hooker and they are all offended and pissed that their old saggy balding fat ass wont be able to fuck me.
    The funiest thing is when the fat old men ask me if they can do a movie with me...or how they can break into porn. Ummmm.....have you watched any porn lately honey? When you look like those guys and lose 50 pounds and 30 years..let me know and I'll hook you up!

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    I've posted these before but I love them, so you get them again:
    -"Nothing. When I'm not working they chain me up in the back. If I haven't sold enough dances they whip me and force me to perform sexual favours on the bouncers." Once I actually then leaned over to the bouncer and said "Mikey, do they not force me to perform sexual acts on your if I haven't performed enough dances?" To which he replied "Yes, they do [to the customer] Don't buy one. Please." I then looked from one to the other and said "I'm so oppressed."

    -[my absolute favourite] I build miniature suspension bridges on my porch. I occasionally vary this with a foot bridge, but then you get trolls and fucking goats all over the place.

    New ones:
    -Well occasionally - just occasionally - I like to get together with my friends and do some guerilla musical theatre. Like, we'll get in line at the bank, and then we'll all start tap dancing in unison.

    -[I don't know what I was thinking with this one - sometimes my weirdness goes totally offbase] I like to encourage large dogs to breed with tiny dogs. Like, imagine a Great Dane-Chihuahua cross. I want me one of those.

    -I'm a brain surgeon. Around Christmas time I do free surgeries for charity.

    -I like to hang out in strip clubs and spend all my money.

    -Well. Strippers do groom themselves 18 hours a day.

    -[Finally] I like to stare at my reflection and play with small, shiny objects. Why, what do you do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    -"Nothing. When I'm not working they chain me up in the back. If I haven't sold enough dances they whip me and force me to perform sexual favours on the bouncers."
    OMG..I do this too...from now on I will add on the part about sexual favors to the bouncers thouhg..love it!!
    Scary thing is...several guys have believed me.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    -[Finally] I like to stare at my reflection and play with small, shiny objects. Why, what do you do?
    LOVE that!!!!

    I've also told them I am a rodeo clown. That I'm trying to be head rodeo clown..but that it's just a big boys club.

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    Oh. Tonight I'm so being a rodeo clown.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    [Finally] I like to stare at my reflection and play with small, shiny objects. Why, what do you do?
    All great, but this is my favorite.

    I can usually come up with sarcastic or funny (to me) responses, but lately I've been trying not to be such a bitch to the customers, cause somebody told me you make more money if you're not. I'm working on an answer that sexy and intriguing, but doesn't intimidate or encourage follow-up questions. "Rodeo clown" satisfies the first three requirements, but not the last.

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    Jenny- those are F-ing HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    All great, but this is my favorite.

    I can usually come up with sarcastic or funny (to me) responses, but lately I've been trying not to be such a bitch to the customers, cause somebody told me you make more money if you're not. I'm working on an answer that sexy and intriguing, but doesn't intimidate or encourage follow-up questions. "Rodeo clown" satisfies the first three requirements, but not the last.
    I always find that I make more when I AM a bitch. Maybe I just cant pull off "nice"... a friend of mine used to do the over nice act..."your SUCH a big strong man.I'm so glad you're here 'cause i dont like anyone here but you...wow..feel that arm..you must work out.."...It became a running joke between us. She'd build em up, I'd knock em down and we'd both leave with their money!!

    I say the rodeo clown thing VERY sarcastically..I havent found one guy yet who didnt get that i was joking and asked follow up questions.

    If they did though...I'd just say something about wanting to make sure I get my rocky mountain oysters fresh..lol!!!

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    I would just be yourself and tell the guys the truth. The truth shouldn't affect your earnings one bit.

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    I've been getting this question for more than 2 years, and so I mention my full time job. And then no one even believes that answer!

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    I tell them how I've been dry-walling and painting my house.They look so shocked at first then they're impressed and ask me if I do it in the [email protected]$%$^LOL.

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    "Eat, shit, sleep, work, play in whatever order "

    Then ask them a question to focus the conversation back on them and get them talking...


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    I tell them I'm a secret spy on a mission for the German nazis who are planning an uprising, but they can't tell anyone because the Russians will kill me.

    ... hey, it shuts them up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    He says, "So, what else do you do?" I say, "Anything I want. "
    I say that too! Except I say "whatever I want." And sometimes when they ask what I'm going to *do* back there, I say "whatever I want to do."



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    if i already asked for a dance and he turned me down and just wants to talk its usually "not waste my time!" wink wink and have a nice night, i need to go work now, etc. lol eh oh well..if im not in a bitchy mood its also whatever i want, like other girls have said.

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