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    In real life, I'm an awfully honest person, but in the strip club I do make creative adaptations of the truth. Customers are there to see their fantasy woman, and I try to play that part, whether or not it much resembles my real self.

    I know I'm not the only one who does this, so c'mon. What weird lies do you tell/have you told at work from time to time?

    If customers want biographical information from me, I have an entire standard cover story that's a mix of true and false. I really did grow up on a farm, but I give a home town hundreds of miles from my real home town.

    Then I have stuff I adapt to the customer...I usually won't mention that I graduated from college and want to grow up to be a television producer unless it's the rare customer who really does like a smart girl. Sometimes I went to college but didn't graduate, cause it was "too hard." Lately I claim to be in massage school...sounds ambitious enough, but not at all intimidating.

    Sometimes you can tell a customer WANTS to be told a particular thing. They'll actually push you to say whatever it is. I had a guy the other night who kept insisting that I "admit" to having kids. Finally I told him I had a 2-year-old daughter and then went into a whole spiel about how much I loved her and she was my whole reason for being, etc. He tipped me $100 bucks on top of doing a CR with me.

    There are also the customer who clearly really want to feel sorry for you. I used to really resist their pity, and insist that I loved my life and everything is pretty much perfect, which is true. But eventually I decided these guys were PAYING to hear a sad story, so I might as well give them one. I fill in the details of my tragic life as the mood takes me at the time, and I make a lot more money off these guys now.

    Of course, I only get really creative with the truth with out-of-town guys in the VIP. My club has a lot of regulars, so it would come out if I started making up different crazy stories for each of them. They get my basic back-story, with a few frills.

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    I used to be pretty honest about myself, but now I don't give any personal details. To me that's not "stripper shit" it's just self-preservation. My job as an entertainer does not involve anyone actually getting to know the real me. I don't tell wild stories, but occasionally I'll lie and give fake details of my life. It is easier that way.
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    I try to be honest, or at least not stray far from the truth.
    However, Sat. Night I was in rare form.
    I sat down with this guy and told him any off the wall shit I coudl think of.
    First I told him I was a vampire, all strippers are, thats why we liek to work at night. He played along, and we started discussing having vampire babies and all kind of shit.
    Then I told him I was a lesbian, virgin and have never had a dick in my life. I told him I lived with my lesbian lover, but that she sometimes craves dick and cheats on me at least once a year, and it really hurt my feelings, so I asked him to take my virginity to get back at her.

    A few minutes later, I told him I had mastered my gag reflex, and could deep throat 15 inch cocks, and the porn industry calls me every day begging me to do a porn. I told him I was offered a million dollar contract to do deep throat porn, but I turned it down.

    When he asked what goes on in VIP, I told him anythign goes except dry butt sex. I told him I was a complete slutty whore, but I draw the line at dry butt sex. He asked what lube I recommended, and I told him kitchen cooking oil. Straight from the deep fryer was even better. I told him Guys love when a woman taste like french fries, so it's nice to use deep fryer oil as a lube. I told him that the bits of food floating in fryer oil added a nice texture, kind of like ribbed condoms.

    He knew I was bullshitting him the entire time, but he played along, and loved every minute of it. He said I was the coolest girl he ever met, and we spent hours in VIP, me makign up widly off the wall stories, and him playing along with all of it. It was great fun.

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    Making stuff up takes too much brain power. Well, I tell them I'm single... I'll tell them I live on the completely opposite side of town than I actually do (but that's a safety thing).
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    Not much actually...like Andygirl said, I just don't get into details about myself.

    I do lie about where I live when I work at an out-of-state club, for obvious reasons. (i.e. if I tell a custy where I live, he can easily figure out which car is mine, since it's usually the only one in the parking lot with my state's license tags...could be trouble if the wrong person decided to go psycho and follow me home.)

    Other than that the only thing I lie about is...I make up all kinds of ridiculously outrageous stories about my supposed sex life for entertainment purposes. They never can quite tell if I'm serious or joking. Hey, it works!

    I used to think I was good at milking my accent when I talk to custies...but according to friends that actually know me...apparently it's just as noticeable in real life too. I don't think I sound *that* different anymore...but everyone else disagrees, lol. oh well. wouldn't be the first time my self-perception was off.

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    I met a dancer a while ago and she had a great back story that she was able to tell very convincingly but I'm pretty sure it's fake.

    She said she had only been working for like 2 weeks. She said she had moved to town and was attending classes at the local bible school and that she wasn't enjoying it so she quit and got into stripping. Obviously she was playing the innocent girl role for me. She also said something like she was turned on to stripping because she was watching a porno with some friends and they had dared her to take her clothes off which was something she had never done. I ended up buying a couple of private dancers from her (not because of the story, moreso because she was attractive and fun to talk to). And let me tell you, unless she is a very fast learner, she was very experienced (and good) so the only stripping for two weeks story was obvious BS as I'm sure the other stuff was.

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    ^^Now that is a great story. I'm not sure I'd have the guts to go that far...but more power to her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    I used to be pretty honest about myself, but now I don't give any personal details. To me that's not "stripper shit" it's just self-preservation. My job as an entertainer does not involve anyone actually getting to know the real me. I don't tell wild stories, but occasionally I'll lie and give fake details of my life. It is easier that way.
    But what about when you're in VIP or CR and the guy is all about "getting to know you?" Don't you ever feel that customers are pushing you to give them a particular story?

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    Depends on the dude. I have like 16 different personalities in the club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post
    But what about when you're in VIP or CR and the guy is all about "getting to know you?" Don't you ever feel that customers are pushing you to give them a particular story?
    Well, my club doesn't have VIP and CR by the half hour or hour like other places. We just have one VIP area that we do $20 dances in. Most of the time when I'm in there I am dancing, and its not terribly often that I sit and have extended conversations with guys. I really don't enjoy talking to them, I would much rather dance. And that works out because it seems that most of the guys I talk to want dances. Once they are done spending money I'm done with them, and I haven't ever mastered the sit and talk hustle.
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    Depends on the guy and my mood. Sometimes I tell the truth(minus any truly personal details of course) sometimes I make up wild stories.

    Hey...sometimes i need to entertain my damn self!!! Guys lie all the time anyway(cant tell you how many "millionaires" and "producers" I've et..lol!) to amuse themselves and us..why shouldnt we do it too? What differance does it make...as long as they are being entertained.At the end of the day..thats our job:entertainers....not truth-tellers!LOL!

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    I always lie and tell them I live with my parents and they have very strict rules. I do this so I don't have to babble on and on about my personal life/what I do in my spare time, yada, yada, yada! This takes care of a lot.....

    1) No, I can't party with you after the club closes, my parents are expecting me home right afterwards. So if you ever want to party with me, it can only be ITC.

    2) "The what else do you do line." Well...I take care of my sick mother, help take care of my 2 year old nephew whose mama doesn't giva shit about him, I help out w/ food and groceries, cook and clean, yada, yada, yada. I'm too damn busy and don't have a life besides work, get it?

    3) Safety, of course.

    4) This just simply cuts off a lot of conversation that I don't want to get into. If I'm available OTC/when/were/etc,etc, etc...it really shuts them up right away. Especially when I tell them my dad is retired military...and still very hardcore. Hehe.


    I don't have a boyfriend, but when they ask, I just smile and say "Maybe" or "I just got out of a relationship", and quickly change the subject. But yeah, it also really depends on the custy, too.

    I also tell them my stage name is my real name. They don't need to know what my real name is. Plus, my stage name is hawaiian...most of them don't even know any hawaiian names.
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    I fibbed about my age a lot. I always told them I had "just got out of a relationship" so I appeared available but not really available since I was "working issues out" from that relationship.
    Once at a club wayyyyy out of town, I faked a french accent with guys for the evening. That was fun.

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    i don't dance (yet) but i've always had a few different personalities that sometimes make an appearance...my real self is sort of a mix of all of my different sides, but i'm very very good at separating them when i want to...my stripper self would probably be scarlet (the name i've used online since i was 12 or so) who is the hottest, sexiest, most confident bitchgoddess in the world, and is not to be fucked with, but knows how to party...
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    I have to be kind of honest too. I used to have a totally different story and personality for every guy and it drove me nuts.

    I say I live in an RV instead of a van. Sometimes I say I have more degrees than I really do, and sometimes I say I never finished high school. I almost always play up my Alaskan-ness and that I grew up in a tiny, remote village of 32 people.

    And the other week I told this Canadian guy that I knew Cally and we'd had hot lesbian sex in a dressing room.

    And if they ask if I have a boyfriend, I say "one in every town!"



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    I make up rampant lies for my own amusement, mostly in regard to my tattoos. I talk a lot about falling into the tiger habitat at the Bronx Zoo when I was little, and how it was so incredible that the Mama Tiger picked me up in her mouth and protected me from the other Mean Tigers. I say that ever since then, I've felt a profound connection to tigers, so I got stripes tattooed on me! I tell them to look it up in the NY Times archive! It is totally amazing! There are even pictures!

    ^^^That, of course, is not true.

    Sometimes, though, I'm honest to a fault, and I think that is why I suck slightly. I am completely terrified of trying to act like a ditz but fucking up by saying something like "antithetical" or "neoclassicism" or something and then getting caught in the act and panicking. I try to remain quiet and let customers vent about how their wives don't put out enough. And then I try to change the subject to where they're from, because if it's in the U.S. I've probably been there, or at least within 100 miles, so we can talk about how great that place is. My other small talk tactics are unfortunately crappy and alienating, I think because I'm too proud of my wicked big brain.

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    I talk a lot about falling into the tiger habitat at the Bronx Zoo when I was little, and how it was so incredible that the Mama Tiger picked me up in her mouth and protected me from the other Mean Tigers. I say that ever since then, I've felt a profound connection to tigers, so I got stripes tattooed on me! I tell them to look it up in the NY Times archive! It is totally amazing! There are even pictures!



    I lie sometimes..usually about where i grew up, siblings, etc. One time i lied about having a kid.

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    I mirror them. Based on their demeanor, appearance, attitude and aura.. I become whoever I think (which is highly inferential and sometimes wrong) would be their ideal fantasy superwoman. It's not lying, it's acting. We're entertainers, it's all part of the show. Everything is fog and mirrors, especially our"selves".

    This is the best job ever. I can be a preschool teacher from Switzerland, an escaped Mormon from Utah trying to get into lesbian porn, an art student who does nude modeling and strips to pay for school, a nomad who has been to every state in the US and hitchhikes from state to state, a nursing student, etc. I am a little limited by my age.. I look really young, and I am really young, so most of my "personas" involve students or wanderers of some kind... which is by no means far from the truth

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    I dont really usually have time to get into stories like this coz I dont really talk to customers. I'm a "wanna dance?" - but not in those words kind of dancer. I hate talking to customers.

    But I have a fake part of town that I live in purely for safety reasons.

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    Stripper Shit isnt the lies you tell about yourself...

    Stripper shit is stuff like 'oh baby I think your so hot.. oh I wish I could fuck you but damn id get caught'

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    I don't lie. I manipulate what is real in my life to suit the situation. Also, reading alot of peoples' blogs help to keep me having stories about friends, friends of friends or even surplanting what I read in another person's blog into my own life for the situation.

    Also, I exagerate certain aspects of myself. I'm a voyeuristic bi-sexual exhibitionist Whilst I do like to watch I'm not a total voyeur, I'm only an exhibitionist at work and whilst I am bi-sexual.. I'm more hetro bi-sexual than actual bi-sexual.

    I adapt to the situation.


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    I pretend to be a lot more well travelled than I actually am. It makes me seem more mysterious.


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    i dont reallyu talk much cuz my club is very high paced... i only talk if a regular is there and he takes me to cr...but im pretty much as honest as i can safely be with them...

    BUT there was a girl at my club who said her whole family died in the 9/11 incident...i seen her cry and everything.... =X

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfatrabbitx View Post

    BUT there was a girl at my club who said her whole family died in the 9/11 incident...i seen her cry and everything.... =X

    And it's 100% verifiably a lie? Ow. That would piss me off so effin bad.


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    I change my heritage a lot, because I get a lot of weird questions about that. I an indeed Irish, Puerto Rican, Hungarian, French, English, whatever. Yep.

    I have a fake daughter sometimes and I've shown guys an old pic of my niece. So wrong. I know. But why do they ask?

    When I was in Ohio, my lingering slight New England accent got me question about being English (I don't get it either), so then I was occasionally British. One of these days I want to be French.

    I try not to confuse myself too much, so I'm usually a librarian or a student studying to be one. Or a teacher. At least I can answer follow up questions to those. I find the job/school questions to be the hardest, because guys always want specifics about them!

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    I have a basic backstory which I maintain to most of the club regulars. It's better to be consistent since even out of towners will come back and remember what you said. What I find usually works is when you mirror the customer.
    If the customer is an older, mild mannered, professional type, I usually play the girl next door.
    With loud groups, I'm the party girl.

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