In real life, I'm an awfully honest person, but in the strip club I do make creative adaptations of the truth. Customers are there to see their fantasy woman, and I try to play that part, whether or not it much resembles my real self.
I know I'm not the only one who does this, so c'mon. What weird lies do you tell/have you told at work from time to time?
If customers want biographical information from me, I have an entire standard cover story that's a mix of true and false. I really did grow up on a farm, but I give a home town hundreds of miles from my real home town.
Then I have stuff I adapt to the customer...I usually won't mention that I graduated from college and want to grow up to be a television producer unless it's the rare customer who really does like a smart girl. Sometimes I went to college but didn't graduate, cause it was "too hard." Lately I claim to be in massage school...sounds ambitious enough, but not at all intimidating.
Sometimes you can tell a customer WANTS to be told a particular thing. They'll actually push you to say whatever it is. I had a guy the other night who kept insisting that I "admit" to having kids. Finally I told him I had a 2-year-old daughter and then went into a whole spiel about how much I loved her and she was my whole reason for being, etc. He tipped me $100 bucks on top of doing a CR with me.
There are also the customer who clearly really want to feel sorry for you. I used to really resist their pity, and insist that I loved my life and everything is pretty much perfect, which is true. But eventually I decided these guys were PAYING to hear a sad story, so I might as well give them one. I fill in the details of my tragic life as the mood takes me at the time, and I make a lot more money off these guys now.
Of course, I only get really creative with the truth with out-of-town guys in the VIP. My club has a lot of regulars, so it would come out if I started making up different crazy stories for each of them. They get my basic back-story, with a few frills.



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Whilst I do like to watch I'm not a total voyeur, I'm only an exhibitionist at work and whilst I am bi-sexual.. I'm more hetro bi-sexual than actual bi-sexual.

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