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    I can't stand the customers who call a dancer over to the table and just starts agressively massaging her back as soon as she sits down. There's more than a couple of these guys who come in my club. It's like, can't they ask if I even WANT my back rubbed first? I always let them do it for like 5 seconds then ask if they want a dance. If not, holla.

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    Thats a good one. I would be tempted to say that my scabies starts to act up when guys do that. If anything I try to get them to rub my feet for a song as I chit chat. Tell them I want to 'spoil them with a dance' and if not I gotta go.
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    Default Re: NO I don't want a massage...

    Foot rub: yes!
    crappy shoulder rub: no thanks.

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    It's funny how during those backrubs the guys always end up "accidently" brushing against your boobs. Grr.


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    I have had some of the worst back massages in the club. Why does every moron think he is a fucking masseuse? Oh yeah, baby, pulverize my spine, that's the ticket.............
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    I've met a few guys who say, have a seat! I don't want any dances but I can give you a great back rub. Then they start talking you ear off. Old, lonely guys. I feel for them, but if you want company- you gotta pay!
    I dont trade my time for massages.
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    I had a great massage last night while being paid for lapdances...



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    eww, i hate those guys. I dont want your grabby little hands all over my back unless your paying me.

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    I almost always end up with spine-pulverizer guy or creepy whispy-touch guy but occasionally, on very special days when the universe is aligned just right, I'll get a dude who is great at massages and wants to pay me to give me one. I live for those guys.

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    I always think they're trying to feel me up for free and don't let them do it. I have back problems as it is, I don't need some random drunk dude making it worse as well!
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    I'll let them do their crappy backrub while I'm dancing for them (less work for me). But I always wonder who the hell taught them to give such weak backrubs?! Oh, and then there's the club regular at the bar who gives really rough backrubs when you come 'round for your tip. "That hurts! I have to go! Let go!" Ugh.
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    I hate the massage dudes 99% of the time. They just want to feel all over me and they try to veil it by saying they'll give me a massage. It creeps me out.

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    where do they all get the idea that its ok?

    my club doesnt allow touching but they think massaging is ok?

    i was sitting at the bar minding my own business and this random drunk old guy came up behind me and tried to start massaging me on my lower back (yeh dude im onto ya try to get down near my butt crack) and I just turned around and said really loudly "could you get your hands off me please?".
    He looked really embarrassed and walked off - but not before almost burning me with his cigarette - stupid drunks.

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    I HATE HATE HATE that shit. It's definitely just a way to grope you for free. Fuck that.

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    I used to have one custie who would offer a massage..then literally WIPE my shoulders with his hands..like he was wiping shmutz off my skin is the best way I can describe it. I put up with it because he also bought a bunch of dances each time...but I couldnt stop laughing into my hand. I described it to a friend and she didnt believe me...then she saw it and sat across the bar crying she was laughing so hard. Which of course made me laugh harder..so I just told him he hit a tickly spot!!

    Good massages= awesome...esp when you are getting money too.

    Bad massages = REALLY bad.

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    I freakin hate that, then they act like they have done you a favor, why should they give you money? Last night was my first night at a new club, and 2 of the 5 men that did come in thought that I was there to get a massage, no, I dont wanna tip you or get a dance, I like to "help" you ladies out ...... yeah, a massage is gonna feed my kids you dumb ass.... ok, sorry turned into a rant
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    Can't stand it either. Don't like being touched by strangers, let alone drunk and horny ones. Sure, I imagine there is a percentage of of guys who are just trying to be nice, but more often than not it's just an excuse to feel on you. I've also lost all patience with huggers and cheek kissers. Our no contact rule is only for the dancers who are topless. Since the waitresses keep everything on, we seem to be fair game for everyone who wants to touch a girl.
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    I have one customer who gives great massages. Especially great because he always follows them up by buying a bunch of dances in a row. That I can deal with.

    I hate the guys who buy ONE dance, then "ooohletmegiveyouamassage" and grab your leg so you can't get away. Dude, if you're still touching me, I'm still charging you.

    My club actually has a guy who brings in his own lotion and implements and gives girls "massages" all night long. I call him the massage troll and never go near him. A lot of girls do, though. Maybe he gives kick-ass massages, but I'd still feel ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo View Post

    My club actually has a guy who brings in his own lotion and implements and gives girls "massages" all night long. I call him the massage troll and never go near him. A lot of girls do, though. Maybe he gives kick-ass massages, but I'd still feel ripped off.
    That's disgusting. I definitly would not approach that guy.

    That reminds me....There's a girl at my club who rubs this customers feet...no joke...on the floor. He pays her same as dances, but EW. She brings lotion from the back, props his feet on her lap, and rubs them!!! Barefoot and all!!! In front of everyone!

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    I always go for the backrubs in VIP. I once had a guy in VIP who wanted to give my a foot rub. I think I had my shoes off in .1 seconds. haha. (I didn't have to dance 4 him) I do hate it when guys try to rub you down on the floor with their dry crusty hands. Back off I just want your money, not a back rub!! Give me $40 and I will get it done by a pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sent_from_heaven11 View Post
    I always go for the backrubs in VIP. I once had a guy in VIP who wanted to give my a foot rub. I think I had my shoes off in .1 seconds. haha. (I didn't have to dance 4 him) I do hate it when guys try to rub you down on the floor with their dry crusty hands. Back off I just want your money, not a back rub!! Give me $40 and I will get it done by a pro.


    I would not mind getting a massage if they are paying, vip etc. But it is so frickin annoyin when they dont want dances, or even tip for that matter, they just like to "help you girls out" uuurrrggghhhh. No you dont, you juist wanta rub me for free you jerk...
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