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    Kaylinn
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    I was in the grocery store doing a little shopping. As I was standing in the checkout line, these ghetto boys in the line next to me kept smiling and waving, tryin to talk to me. I just figured, you know...same shit, different day. The check out boy was very very polite, kept tryign to make small talk, and would not look directly at me. Odd.....
    But whatever, I wasn't paying much attention.

    I walk out to my car, unload my grocery's into the trunk, get in my car, look down and realize that my left nipple was poking out the top of my dress.

    Well. Now I know why thoes boys were hitting on me.I mean, I havent showered, my hair is in a greasy ponytail, no makeup at all, I look like hell.
    It's possible I was putting off a "slutty" vibe, flaunting that nipple.

    Good times...

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    Yay, nipples!! Mine are entirely too prominent when I'm bra-less, and I sometimes make the mistake of wearing a white shirt out. Very bad things.

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    LOL oh lawdy this is one of my fears!! i bet you made their night.

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    Reminds me of my numerous "no undies" stories. Classic, and classy! haha.

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    a real life nip slip... hahaha!

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    Once when I was 15, I was dating this boy whose family was incredibly wealthy. They took us out to a very fine restaurant one evening, and I wore pantyhose (something I never do). About halfway through the meal I went to the bathroom, which was all the way on the other side of the restaurant since we'd gotten a nice table at the front.

    All the way back from the bathroom, people were smiling at me. I felt so proud, thinking that I really fit in at this nice restaurant among all these swanky rich people. When I got back from the table, my boyfriend's parents were grinning like someone had just told a great joke. I had to go all the way around the table to reach my chair, so everyone in the restaurant got an eyeful as my boyfriend leaned over and whispered, "Psst. Pull your dress out of your tights!"

    Yep. All my dress was tucked into my pantyhose in the back. Everyone in the restaurant had just gotten a full view of my ass and pantyhose with my dress all bunched up in a wad. I'm a classy bitch.

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