Yup, she's a free woman now.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ton/index.html





Yup, she's a free woman now.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ton/index.html
Hah. Boy, is the media going to have a fucking frenzy with this.




No special treatment my ass.
I did finally watch the MTV Movie Awards. Sarah Silverman calling her out was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in years. I hope she soon realizes that for every "fan" she has, over 100 think otherwise.
The justice system at its best eh?
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
hahahahah!!!!!! i love it. it will be front page news. thats soso sad!





She gets house arrest for 40 days. Already served 5.
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CNN news says with extensive consultation with medical professionals they decide to let her out. And her privacy was compromised.




Its fucking jail, you get no privacy!
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.





My personal opinion is I honestly can't judge a person by clips I see on TV. I have no idea what went on behind closed doors and I'm not going to try and act like I know her.
i bet time will tell one of the jailers was talking to the press or tried to get pics of her. and that is the real reason she is free.




That's such bullshit!





SO... she refuses to eat the jail food, and wah she can have house arrest? Figures. Won't the world just learn a lesson now about famous people and law breaking.
Pardon moi, I think I might go retch.
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I knew her ass wouldn't have to do the full time. Poor Paris...had to be taken out of jail because of "medical reasons" and bad jail food.




http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/cops-p...rest/#comments
Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned.
Hilarious.
YOu know what they should do? Lock her up in the Big Brother house! With a Big Brother cast! That would be torture. "The Simple Life: House Arrest"![]()
Justice was blind. Everyone else who came in contact with her was not.
She was housed in a special needs unit, a single heiress in a double-occupancy cell. The judge ruled that she would not be allowed alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. So much for him.
"I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters at the time. "I'm ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that's really helpful." Good thing she's got that support system. Stuck at home with nothing to do -- daytime TV is so bad, it's criminal.





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Reminds me of Batman Begins, "You are defending a city so corrupt, that we have infiltrated every level of its infrastructure."
Only its not the crime lords/mafia this time. Its the fucking over-priviledged good for nothings.
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
Good for her. Jail sucks. I'd die if I had to go. ALthough I do what the courts and the laws tell me so I avoid going there.............
I think it's harder to not get into trouble on a tether. There's more temptation. We'll see how she does.
Does she have to blow into an alcohol monitor? That could be a problem.





^ She went to jail at around 11 PM that night, right after the awards.




Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.









Oh cry me a river sc. She deserves every bit of it. If you think I do to, then so be it.
Doesn't change that I don't think its immature and I find it extremely hilarious.
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
You sound like a hater. Jealous much??
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