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    Default Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Thanks to the recent exploits of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, orange jumpsuits and Malibu rehabs will probably become chic as fuck! Okay, cool--but let's "keep it real." To those that know me well, my main concern should come as no surprise. What I truly care about is this:

    Which one of these media tarts would give me the better VIP action?

    Personally, after viewing "1 Night In Paris", I'd give the edge for grindage to Miss Lohan, sight unseen...
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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Hmmmm. Yeah. No.

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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Ok, sc101...Who'd be a better sniper?

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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Neither. They dont need your money and your prob not their type.

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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Neither. They dont need your money and your prob not their type.
    Ouch! Truth hits everybody...

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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Neither. They dont need your money and your prob not their type.

    OMG!!! Good answer there...whew!



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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    Paris is attractive, for a really fucking stupid woman--usually that's an instant turnoff. But I wouldn't try to talk to her if I saw her in a club.

    I don't know what Lindsey looks like. If I ever saw a picture of her, I forgot it, lol...
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    Default Re: Better VIP Action: Paris or Lindsay?

    WTF was I thinking?

    I just plucked Viola String's December 2006 message ("What Lindsay Lohan has to say about strippers") from the "Similar Threads" tree. I thought that Paris Hilton was unevolved but Miss Lohan's lower than a peepshow jizz mop...

    It could be a genetic issue though because Lindsay’s apparently not the only wannabe dancer in her family. Her mother, Dina Lohan, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she’s not. After an inquiry from The Post, execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn’t. “It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette,” said an anonymous source.

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