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    Are you aware that you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

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    Wow, I was on a scavenger hunt for a troll and I found one on my first try. I win!!

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    I thought that's what this was. If you bother reading responses (as your pathetic troll-like qualities would lead me to believe), you'll be happy to know that I am mere months away from obtaining a Master's Degree (meaning I already have one college degree hanging on the wall, in case you missed that) to provide services to your friends and family, and maybe even you one day. Please don't pity me (that's laughable). I sure don't. You shouldn't be so judgemental about people you know nothing about... especially when it concerns the quantity of brain cells...

    ... hypocrite.

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    I'm confused by the "people like you" part. What kind of people are we? Web-addicted homebodies? Forum junkies? Ooooh wait.......does s/he mean strippers? Stupid me! I'd forgotten about us being clones! That's why we all have the same morals and values, the same habbits, hobbies and hang-ups. I'm so glad we can be lumped into a lovely pitiable heap, that's quite handy! Well I'm off to give a blowjob to score some crack for my abusive boyfriend (who's making up for my "daddy issues") and then I'll go make some tatertots for my 10 undernourished children (all by different fathers of course.)

    Seriously, don't pity me. My life is satisfying and brings me joy. How bout yours OP? Wait, nevermind. I actually don't care.

    (For the record, I don't think this person is a troll. I think they're an idiot, but not a troll.)

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    Just got done taking an IQ test, turns out my brain is pretty damn jacked with intelligence n sh1t. Aint no one got an IQ like me, the same genes that regulate my muscles geting swoled up musta leaked into my brain or some sh1t cause im getting smarter every damn day.

    I always knew my brain was jacked, aalways coming up with crazy assed plans,. You dont become top dog just crackin skulls, gotta work the people, mould their minds with yours, subconcious sh1t. Police got a hundred criminologists all over me, profiling n sh1t, trying to get inside my head, im a damn criminal mastermind. they aint gonna work out sh1t, im alway fifty steps ahead. Hell, im a puppetmaster and i got the whole pussy assed police force on soem strings son. Making em dance like b1tches


    Dont even gotta to read books for me to learn stuff either, i jsut know it. At school teachers were filling my head with sh1t about being the next einstein, took me to some college knowledge contest. Me versus the 10 best students they had to offer. I schooled their b1tch asses, shoulda seen their bfaces, they couldnt believe the kinds sh1t i was coming out with, like a walking encyclopedia with 17's. College gave me an honorary Phd there and then, begged me to teach there, couldnt afford my ass.

    Probably get my genius self on some game show, like jeopardy or some sh1t, blow their ****ing minds with my 200 IQ's, earn a couple million. Probably make host what with my strong assed Polish good looks, be the countrys number one show.

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    Ah, I see that I was wrong.

    Troll AND an idiot.

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    Default Re: Oh hai guize

    uh, someone so smart should know how to spell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyndi08 View Post
    uh, someone so smart should know how to spell
    Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?

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    ^^ do I care when you CHOOSE to type that way??????

    NO NO NO NO NO, do I need to repeat it for your obvious "medical condition" (i.e. mental illness)?

    NO.

    /end of talking with you... I'm done wasting my time with a leech..... not a troll, a leech

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    Hahahaa.....

    Haaaaaaaaa......


    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    holy shit, thanks for the laugh. *wipes tear*

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    He's right. We really are a bunch of ignorant crack whores. I'm so motivated now. He's shown me the errors of my ways. Thank you so much mister.

    Not so much. Seriously, who would invest the time in writing that lame post???
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Sex Kitten, I LOVE your new siggy!

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    I like it too Sex Kitten!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Default Re: Oh hai guize

    Not exceptionally sMrT, are you, troll? Delusional and paranoid and possibly out of your meds, but not too bright. If you look as good as you type, I'm betting you're pretty ugly, too. Now run along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidThunder View Post
    ...Probably get my genius self on some game show, like jeopardy or some sh1t, blow their ****ing minds with my 200 IQ's, earn a couple million. Probably make host what with my strong assed Polish good looks, be the countrys number one show.
    Miss Kaylin,
    That does it! I'm recalling my vote for highway_101's piss-driven fantasy & bowing instead to MidThunder's jaw-dropping display of manic idiocy...

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    Since derailing the thread won't matter much here, please count me in the SexKitten siggy fan list. *swoons*

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