Really...I need a good long hard sweaty fuck right this minute.
Sadly I will just be taking out the trash and going to sleep instead. Rawr.![]()
Anyone else horny? What could YOU go for right now?
Really...I need a good long hard sweaty fuck right this minute.
Sadly I will just be taking out the trash and going to sleep instead. Rawr.![]()
Anyone else horny? What could YOU go for right now?
Mmm, I could take some wine first, then some hot sex....yesssss
oh, but my fantasy man can't drink, I don't want "whiskey dick". Oh wait, he's a fantasy so he can do whatever, he's superman
I think I may have to get my vibe pretty soon.



My wife... wearing nothing but a sheer (I don't like fishnet), crotchless bodystocking, her stripper shoes and a smile!
Sorry. I've been drinking, & it's been a LONG while.
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I could go for...
...my boyfriend, freshly showered, in a button down dress shirt and baggy south pole jeans, smelling so subtley of Liz Claiborne's Curve that I would have to be damn near on top of him to get a good whiff of it, grinning at me like he's got something up his sleeve...my ideal cue for a roll in the sheets. And then I would want him to seduce me. (Not that it wold take much as this point.) I wish....
...BUT I am twenty five miles away until tomorrow evening in work clothes and day old makeup. And my boyfriend is asleep at his house. Which is not here.
God I need laid.



My vibe can do me good for now...!




huh? wha? uh, um...oh, nevermind.
it's been so long i've regained my long lost virginity. i think i was given an honorary virginity due to my significant abstinence.![]()
my problem is i'm always horny. alas, my lot in life.
i'm watching firefly instead of any thought of sex. i've reached my tolerance level of cartoon network. i get tv control after 10PM, darn kids.





My "sex" for the moment is ice cream. I could totally go for some right now...oh, and some Taco Bell.





Sex in a bowl of chili fries I was craving. All just so every time I scream I can suck chili fries into my mouth and double O.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Well if I'm going to get specific...
...I'd start with an adorable shirtless guy throwing me down and teasing the hell out of me for as long as I could stand it...and then to paraphrase from Fight Club, "I want you to fuck me as hard as you can."But he wouldn't give it to me hard, at least not right away--he'd let me beg for it and laugh at me while gently and sloooowly riding me. Finally he'd give in and start thrusting into me so hard that I start gasping and squealing with pain until he comes inside me.
Then a curvy blonde girl with large eyes and gorgeous tits (my favorite type) would magically appear at my door and we'd all three move out to the deck with a pile of blankets (it's a beautiful night out here...) And my beer-swilling neighbors would suddenly decide to go inside for the night. I'd start kissing my way down her body and caressing her while he'd watch us until he could get it back up. Then I'd watch the two of them fucking for a few minutes, her on top while the light rain trickled down on us...and before long I'd be sitting on his face, making out with her and demanding that he satisfy both of us at the same time.
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Oh and DeeJayOz...at the risk of sounding like Paris Hilton...that's HOT.![]()
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Who wants sex now?
Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee I come to save the ddddddddddddaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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I'd settle for a mechanical riding bull right now.
I could go for some heavy petting and necking right about now. I loves to make out.
Oh damn, speaking of horniness (lol) and sex I had the most awesome sex dream last night, it was so good that I had to take care of myself as soon as I woke up!
sucks for my boyfriend though because I rarely ever get that horny, like once a month or so.




Normally, I would be a feind for a good romp in the sack but after reading that site in that "new fetish" thread, I think I totally lost my libido and want to be celibate. I feel like I don't know what kind of people I'm screwing anymore... God I wish I already had a boyfriend/girlfriend or even husband/"wife" because now anyone I meet I will probably be suspicious that they are one of those freaks....
Should I have posted this in that thread?
Anyway, yes, I'm in for a nice [email protected]#$, for hours, if I had that right person in my life....![]()
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.





I just wanna make out with somebody! They need to be totally hot, and totally willing to make out with me.
Somebody? Anybody?



Ye gads..... I feel your pain.... Every guy I look at tonight who I feel attracted to makes me tingly in my pantaloons!! I attribute it to hormones, a tired boyfriend, and the hot new bouncer at work........aaaargh
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I masturbated in the public toilet today. *blush*
Wanna join me?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





I wish I wasn't so damn afraid of pregnancy and BC f-ing me up that I could be on BC and have all the sex I want... damnit!
Why can't there be a form of BC that will help me stop being pregnant, never have to abort and yet won't fuck with me in the end?
I would go back on depo if it wasn't for the osteo fear I have around it.... and then all the other forms of BC have something that will fuck with me... so I abstain.
I got me a hot fireman to use and I wanna use him however I don't want to get pregnant... and I'm scared of the long term effects BC will have on me...
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I'd love to do doggy style with a stripper right this moment, yesssss![]()
I had the best sex last night. He used my vibrator on me while playing with my tits and whispering the most unbelievably filthy things in my ear until I came screaming, all while I stroked his cock in my hand. After I came, he rolled me over doggy-style and gave me a right good pounding that went on and on. I don't even know how many times I came and the whole thing was just bliss. I'm still all quivery.
There is. You can get your tubes tied.Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl




I hate being horny. But i have been for about three days now.
Boyfriends been busy with work, so its been probably around 10 days since he did anything other than hug me...*pouts* When the dude comes over tomorrow night, he's probably gonna get jumped by a naked hyper girly. dammit. I miss his smell. I'd put his shirt and be comforted except that I'm getting ready for work, and don't want to have it smell like smoke so he'll KNOW i wore it...
grrrrrrrr. vibe just doesn't cut it. need mancandy NOW.
oh and about the tubes... ick! I am still watching a family member recover from a hysterectomy.... no thank you on the pain level!!!
You can track your fertility and use condoms. That's what I do. I will not take BC for the fear that the hormones will have me going through what my family member has for being on them for years.
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