Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
She should also be muttering. Something about how much easier her life would be if she could just pay someone to dress her before work.

Upon re-reading I just quite enjoyed the possibility of a tampon string wearing a little tiny boot while the dancer went barefoot. And then she could mutter "I'm SO confused!"
HAHAHAHA...So confused....


She would also have rats nest hair, smeared makeup and be dizzy from low blood sugar because there was nobody there with a little basket of cheap candy(yeah..thats all one housemom I worked with EVER brought in...it was like leftover halloween candy from about 5 years ago...bleh)

This mental image is just getting better and better....