ok
i tried the search
ive found some stuff but im still not entirely sure
what does a house mom do?
i saw something about putting your money in an envelope...?
does she like gather the money up from your stage dances or sumthing?
ok
i tried the search
ive found some stuff but im still not entirely sure
what does a house mom do?
i saw something about putting your money in an envelope...?
does she like gather the money up from your stage dances or sumthing?





It varies based on the club babe. Some housemoms bring food in for the girls, offer moral support when you're having a crappy night. Have a stand full of purfumes, mints, and other smell goods. Sell/make dancer clothes. Hem up torn clothing. Stuff like that...
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Pretty much the house mom sits in the dressing room and is supossed to kind of oversee everything. She's supossed to take care of the dancers in the dressing room.
o ok i see
who collects the money from your stage performance?
do you yourself scurry across the stage and quickly get your cash before the next dancer comes on?
um, you'll get most of your stage tips directly in your garter I assume. If there's a lot of cash on the stage you'll pick it up yourself, or in some cases a doorman/waitress/dancer will help you. But keep your eyes on them!





Depending on where you are you might not get tipped into a garter. I've never seen a girl at my club wearing one. The money gets set on the edge of the tip rail. Most girls go up to the rail throughout the song, do a little dance for the tip, and then knock it into the stage area to encourage the guys to tip more. We gather them ourselves. If this is how it is at your club, don't worry about scurrying around to gather it. You'll eventually figure out a quick and graceful way to do it.





most clubs in baltimore you'll use a garter.
The house moms at my club in San Fran (Gold Club) kick ASS! We have every beauty product under the sun available to us
curling irons, flat irons, lotions etc
and they are always happy to see you and willing to help put on eyelashes even though they have a boss chewing their ear off on the headset.
They have beauty tips, advice on how to do just about anything stripping related, and they have all had extensive stripper experience, so they know where we are coming from. They have food, kitchen appliances to store and heat the food, clothes for sale....etc. Not to mention, they keep the cat fights pretty much non exsistent.
LOL!!
I fuckin LOVE my mama's, $20 is a customary tip (they far from sit on their asses) and I like to give $25-35$ if I was particularly needy with the beauty stuff. Or $100 if I get a stellar customer....
~Love From Alexis





and me, on the other end of the spectrum, who uses none of the house mom's stuff, gives her minimum $5-10. never more since i dont use anything of hers and we have locked lockers, and i work damn hard for my money.
Love it!
Yeah, it's pretty much another useless hanger-on, isn't it? I mean, why in the name of god would you pay someone $30 to use their iron rather than buy your own? We don't have them here, and I've never felt the lack. Don't mind my bitterness - I just hate all these "make work" projects in stripclubs that we're meant to fund.
And you WANT to collect your own money - whether you scurry or not. I'm not a paranoid person, but people in strip clubs steal, and strippers are not the worst of them by a long shot.
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by the way, many baltimore clubs dont have house moms. ive worked at 5 of them and only one did.
o really?
ok then
thats good in a way i guess


The House Mom in the club i work in is a (gay) guy. He TOTALLY KICKS ASS..he is the COOLEST MOFO you have EVER met!!! He's young, he's not bitchy (i have 100% HATED every housemom i have ever met) and he does a KICK ASS job on makeup AND hair. I love love LOVE him. Wish every club had one like him!! He ain't tryna "oversee" sh*t!! He just wants you to look good and "BE FEIRCE"I love him ;-)
"You gotta snatch them mutha-f*ckaz up and let THEM know that YOU gonna take THEM out..anytime YOU feel like it! You gotta get the ground beneath yo feet, patnah..get the wind behind yo back and go out in BLAZE if you have to! Otherwise, YOU AIN'T SH*T!!" -2Pac as "Bishop" in Juice
I collect tips in my thong, I say "hey you wanna stick that somewhere?" they are more then happy to oblige.
Often times when there's dollars just thrown down on stage a host (one of the men that assists men to go into private rooms and over sees the club-scene) will come on stage in between girls to pick it up, they bring it to you right away, all pretty trust worthy. Cause it really looks tacky with a pretty girl bending over in those tall shoes picking up money all over the stage. one dollar, two dollars is ok, you can look good bending over, but after $20-50 it gets ridiculous. I work in a great higher end club though.
Getting them to put it in your garter - thong - whatev- also opens the door for flirting.
~Love From Alexis
I work in a high mainantence club. Even if you don't use the items our moma's offer they are there to support you in many other ways. Plus, if you don't happen to forget something that day (iron), or you don't get the munchies, or you don't need to to buy eyelashes, you don't have to tip 20$. You can tip less and mom will understand it's because you aren't utlizing her services and there's no hard feelings.
I'm not minding your bitterness I just love our house moms so I like to glorify them LOL they really rock
" these "make work" projects in stripclubs that we're meant to fund"
I know what you mean though, I HATE THATE SHIT!! It's like, no dude, don't carry my suitcase across the hall when I get in because I really don't feel like tipping your ass, when I can carry it myself. Shit we tip en-ough!
~Love From Alexis
as far as picking money up off the stage goes I saw one girl who picked up every bill as it was placed on the floor while she was dancing and it was convinient. She would slide down the pole (almost like jerking it off) do a little swoop/hair flip and it would magically be tucked in her garter. the she'd stack it at the back of the stage after she'd collected a little pile in her garter. She was really graceful about it.
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