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    Default I met Lilithmmorrigan tonight!

    SO..okay. WELL I didn't. But I SWEAR I did!!!!!! You have some SERIOUS twin action going on.

    First of all (GO POOKA!) I finally, after practically resorting to weapons, got an audition at the club I REALLY wanted to work at (Mileia I couldn't call you and tell you cause my phone broke so Im using my ghetto back up phone but it doesn't have your number )

    ANYWAY - I finally got to audition tonight (and got hired. )

    OH - and....okay, ya'll are going to kill me...I've been stripping for....what almost a year now? Um...I had...um...never gone on stage before. Virgoamm always wanted to kick my butt at work cause I was too scared to go on stage in Houston but I never did cause you could pay the dj 20 bucks to stay off all night, and besides the quick hop I did at the Palace to "audition" I skipped it.

    But Pooka was a real stripper tonight and went on stage! *beams with pride*

    Anyway - the whole point was - there was a waitress tonight that I couldn't stop staring at because I swear on my teddy bears life it was Lilith. She looked JUST like her. She had her black hair pulled back and the top had a clip in it, she had glasses on, the same unique looking mouth, the same smile, the same eyes, the same nose, the same body frame - omg. I was like woah.

    So yeah. That's all for now.

    *eats her happy meal*

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    I just can't believe you've not been a stage dancer... but you're so darn cute! Did you think it was fun once you started doing it? I love it and would totally do it for 8 hours straight... maybe I'm just an attention whore though.

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    I know....^^^^ I feel SO stupid that I'd never gone on stage before.....I'm just really really shy...and it scared me. The stage at this club is realy big, with big pillars on each side and a fan thing in the ground at the front that blows your hair, haha. I thought that was funny and cheesy and really cool. It looked really good on all the other girls. (who were extremely intimidatingly hot by the way....ack).

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    What the??! This is the third American sighting of me there's been since I pretended to... uh... moved to Australia!!

    Now the real question is, was this waitress hot?!

    (omg fishing for compliments but so totally need it.. )


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    OMFG! Of course she was hott! THAT should have been a given. It was so weird though. The way she kept smiling at me was like "Pooka!" I swear it was you. She was so cute. She even SOUNDED like I picture your voice. Ackk. You need to just admit that really you are a waitress at a club in San Antonio, please. I wanna take a picture of this girl.

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    I am not a waitress in Texas! I am not a waitress in texas! I am not a waitress in texas!

    Does anyone believe me yet?


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    Default Re: I met Lilithmmorrigan tonight!

    :shh: Lilith is a waitress....

    In..








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    OMG!!! POOKA!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so proud of you!!! How was it tonight? Was it dead? Who was the manager? I didn't go in cuz of the Spurs Game and I babysat my nephew tonight...but I'm going in tomorrow!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! You did it!!!!...I told you you'd be fine!!! Now I have a new SW buddy to work with!!!...WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Can't Contain Her Excitement Obviously*

    P.S. I think I know which waitress you're talking about that looks like LM...she's HAWT!!!



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    Default Re: I met Lilithmmorrigan tonight!

    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    I am not a waitress in Texas! I am not a waitress in texas! I am not a waitress in texas!

    Does anyone believe me yet?
    Of course.

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    Imma make my wife play on stage with me lots next month. Yis.
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    I'm going to meet the real LM soon!! Yeh in July.

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    Huh? What?

    ...Sorry, still stuck on the idea of two identical Morrigans...

    'Scuse me...

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    After what my boss said about me last night I really needed this. Thanks girls *hug*


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    Your boss can feel free to suck my dick.

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    You have a dick? :blink: :blink:

    Oh... you have a strap on... oh.. okay.. feel free to use it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    OMG!!! POOKA!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so proud of you!!! How was it tonight? Was it dead? Who was the manager? I didn't go in cuz of the Spurs Game and I babysat my nephew tonight...but I'm going in tomorrow!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! You did it!!!!...I told you you'd be fine!!! Now I have a new SW buddy to work with!!!...WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Can't Contain Her Excitement Obviously*

    P.S. I think I know which waitress you're talking about that looks like LM...she's HAWT!!!
    Sorry I didn't respond to this sooner, Mil! Sunday night was REALLLY slowwww. Causa the game and all, yanno? I'm not sure what the managers name was. He was nice I guess, but not very helpful at all. Really he just said - okay, go sign in, take your slip to the dj, have a nice night. I was like wait...rules? What? But anyway, I figured everything out and had a pretty good night. The other girls there were so sweet!

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