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    Arrow I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    Yup, the other day while my friend was taking me to work, we were clowning around acting up. My friend (we'll call her K) was the one driving, I'm in the back, and K's girlfriend (we'll call her Jasmine) was in the passenger.

    So from where I live, it takes like 40min to get to work. So we're riding along the highway when we pass this truck driver. Jasmine tries to get him to blow his truck horn, but he wouldn't do it. He was making blow kisses at her. (Oh and did I mention Jasmine has a fade haircut, and sorta looks like a guy with boobs)

    Anyway, K is like, "hey Jas, I bet you wont' flash him" I was sooooo shocked (yea, in real life, CK is a prude) and nervous. Jasmine was like, "hell yea I'll do it, as soon as his truck catches up with us"

    Don't you know she did it. Now, Jasmine doens't have lil bitties..she's like a DD like me! So she's flashing him and we were just dying laughing. Then something strange happens....

    Anyone of you see that movie called "Monster Truck" well this is how dude sorta turned into. He started getting slowed up in traffic, while we were breezing through. This dude started getting up on cars bumpers just to get them out of the way to get to us. When he would catch up to us, he started sticking his tongue out and stuff

    Jasmine went one step further, egging this dude on and made a V shape with her fingers, acting like she was eating pussy..then started sucking her thumb and smacking it against her lips. Geez...

    Dude, this guy seriously turned into Monster Truck on us. He dam near rode with us the entire time. We go over into our lane a little early, so it woudln't throw him off as to which exit we were going to, and then we lost them..

    Anyone else have any Dares??







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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    Hehe. I used to flash truck drivers all the time on the highway. Makes for good entertainment on long trips

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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    Was it this guy?


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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    Yek, that may be the funniest thing I've seen all day lol!!!

    I once dated this guy who was a big coked out prick. Anywho, I was giving him road head on the way back from a bar, and when I finish, he busted out laughing. Apparently, a trucker had been watching the whole thing and my "boyfriend" and him were giving each other the thumbs up!!

    I dare you to flash some people eating in a resturaunt (from outside the window) and then run away.....
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    I have done this with Hubby being the one with the dare! We had a blast just killing time on the way to Myrtle Beach!

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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    one time i flashed some dorky "alternative" high school guys who were looking at me at a traffic light. they were cute. i just did it to see what they would do. they were instantly animated. haha ... i laughed and drove off.

    when i got hom i told my boyfriend and he said he was proud of me for giving some high school kids a story to tell at their next 10 parties. he said he loves me because i "give back to the community".

    heh

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    ^that last one wasn't a dare.

    but this one is...

    i was sitting in an ihop with some friends at about 2am. i'm pretty sure i was drunk, but not really badly. anyway, there were two cops sitting at a table semi close to ours and they were staring at me and another girl realllly obviously and kind of creepily. i had been semi listening to their conversations and they seemed like assholes.

    anyway, at some point i started licking the tip of my milkshake straw, just like... for a second or two, randomly when drinking. i was doing it totaly straight-faced as if it were kind of an accident. my friend was like "they're totaly watching you". i laughed and blew it off. then she says "keep doing it, i dare you". so .. to make a long story short, i get more and more "friendly" with my straw and the whipped cream and etc. never looking at the cops, so they think i'm just "entertaining" my friends at the table. my friends kept informing me on the downlow that the cops were staring/watching hardcore. when i was sure they were fixated, i turned directly facing them, totaly straight faced, stared for about 5 seconds, and then let a mouthfull of milkshake drool down my chin and all over my shirt.

    one of them laughed. the other one kicked the one laughing and seemed pissed off. they both looked red and akward. my friends laughed. ....and i didn't win anything. but it was fun

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    Yeah I did that once with a friend to a guy in a big truck - not like a 16 wheeler, and the guy followed for about 2 hours from the highway into the city into the suburbs... we gave up going where we were going and just hoped he ran out of gas before us because it looked like there was no other way he would get off our tail. He did eventually pull into a gas station and we floored it to get away. It was fun at first but it got to be scary after a while.
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    OMG Penny, I have totally done that too!!! Never on a dare, just to mess with assholes who are overy obvious and totally rude. I usually just do it with water tho, and I make eye contact through the straw fun. then once it looks like they're going to come over I let it spill and make my eyes go all dead and droopy. hahaha I'm glad I'm not alone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i turned directly facing them, totaly straight faced, stared for about 5 seconds, and then let a mouthfull of milkshake drool down my chin and all over my shirt.

    one of them laughed. the other one kicked the one laughing and seemed pissed off. they both looked red and akward. my friends laughed. ....and i didn't win anything. but it was fun
    OMG I would've totally not been able to keep a straight face. You're awesome







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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    This isn't a dare but its about truckdriver:

    I saw a truck pulled over on the side of interstate 20 in west SC. It was dark, and it look like the back of the truck was open from the middle. You know how the back of a truck looks like a garage door? With 3" foot wide horizontal panels? Well, it looked like one was missing from the middle. I was like huh that's weird... well when I got closer, I realized the panel wasn't missing

    it was a freaking MURAL of a woman laying horizontally bound and gagged. Craziest shit I've ever seen. No wonder the dude was pulled over.

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    So THIS is the reason that truck drivers make disgusting tongue out fingers spread nasty ass faces and ask me to flash on the highway even though it makes me want to vomit. Because sometimes it works. So the rest of us have to suffer. Christ, at least get paid for it, ladies.
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    ^^whatever...they started it...now its just fun(and something to keep you awake on long drives) to fuck with them.

    Me and a friend of mine drove up to upstate NY(from FL) to work(her hometown) for a month. On the way home we got to about north carolina and were getting slap happy we were so tired.(we were trying to drive straight through since we had her dog with us which made getting a hotel room difficult). It's about 3 in the morning and we decide to amuse ourselves by driving topless and observing reactions. So after a few miles and NO reactions we got pissed.....until we realized the windows were dark tinted and nobody could see!!
    So we rolled down the windows and very soon a truck driver came up beside us honking his horn and making lewd gestures. HE starts pointing at the upcoming exit so we give him a big ol thumbs up and watch him drive off the exit as we pass by (not getting off the exit obviously) honking and laughing.

    Hey..kept up awake for another hour or so(then we HAD to stop for a few hours). And maybe...just maybe....he'll think twice before harassing someone on the highway thinking about what a waste of time we two bitches were!

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    Hahahaha.

    I recently went on a long ass boring road trip, so at one gas station we bought a CB radio for entertainment.

    I wanted to flash the truck drivers to see what they said to each other, but then I realized:
    Whenever something vaguely interesting passes by in a vehicle, they all get on the radio with each other describing the vehicle so that everyone else can see too.

    Like if one sees some hot girl, just driving regular... "got sum big ol titties comin through in a black convertible mkay..."
    and then listening on the radio you hear "damn them some nice knockers!"
    and "yeeeehaw thats wut i'm talkin bout!" as the other truckers see it.

    So imagine what happens when you flash them...

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    Default Re: I dare you: FLASH that TRUCKDRIVER...

    I flash truckers.



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    I was working at a club in the middle of amish country a few years ago. I used to get bored driving to work so i would flash all the horse and buggies going down the road. The reaction on the womens faces were just priceless.
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    Lmao that is soo funny... reminds me of Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate in "The Sweetest Thing" soo fucking funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    I dare you to flash some people eating in a resturaunt (from outside the window) and then run away.....

    Haha, I've done this to a Mcdonalds in Montreal.

    The worst part was I was 14.. yeah.. nothing to see.

    (us kids now adays are all dirty fucks)

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