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    He is fat , gross , has no social skills , is totally book smart (and that is it, does so not get regular people jokes etc, his jokes are all about factual history crap) Annnd talks about all his past "girlfriends" nonstop and starts crying. The reason I put girfriends in quotes is b/c they were escorts. he has never in 41 years had a real relationship or even kissed a girl w/o paying for it. I do not feel sorry for him, he could find someone, if he would try ( and if he would aim for his own level). Whatever, I am soo ranting, but he pissed me off tonight. He came in at 12pm and stayed til 2 and when I got paid I was short by 160.00 (which isnt alot, but every dam dollar counts when I sit with this guy man). I asked him to pay me and he repeated over and over that he would write me a check if I came to his hotel. 1. I do not want him to know my info , so I will not atake a freaking check 2. How stupid am i? go to his hotel? I do not effin think so 3. I KNOW he has it! 4. every time he pays me more than 1000 , he puts it on like 2 or 3 different cards, so I know he has a bunch of cards to use (hes telling me they are broken- this guy thinks i am dumb)
    So i keep telling him that is not ok, and he proceeds to tell me that b/c we had dinner (at the club) on Thursday and he paid me X amount of dollars, that I should take it out of that. I told him that was not acceptable, that that was for Thursday and he should have been prepared to spend money on me tonight or let me go so I could have made money with someone else . He got all pissed and started yelling at me about how he spends this much money on me this week and last and all the wine he buys blah blah ( I have never seen him so upset). The lights came on at 2 , so I told him fine give it to me tomorrow , he kept insisting I swing by his hotel or he come to my home to give me a check. I told him no and that I want it in cash tomorrow. I am thinking b/c he had had so many (and only) escorts, that is is thinking he deserves more for his money or something, b/c tonight he kept trying to touch my crotch and would get all teary eyed every time I would pull away from him trying to kiss me. I am not gonna put up with that . I am dreading tomorrow when he brings me the money, i wanna just take it and tell him Im busy, but knowing him he will wait until he leaves to try to pay me. I dont know what to do about that. I dont wanna see him anymore, i have never been sick of a regular but mannn he is stressful. Not to mention how friggen gay he is " oh baby I wanna protect you and marry u and have kids and blah blah" every little thing in the book he thinks girls wanna hear and i am soooooooo tired of pretending i find him charming. Ok I feel bett

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    eeeew. He sounds like a real winner. Well, look at it this way, at least you aren't him. How much must his life suck? (his own fault from the sound of it.)

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    Oh honey he does sound like hard work. I hate the emotional shit from regulars esp the "i wanna look after u" - knight in shining armour bullshit.

    I can't believe he cries. That is so unacceptable to try to touch u in places u r not comfortable with and then cry when u dont let him.

    Ahh. It gets the point with regulars like that where the money is just not worth it anymore.

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    He sounds autistic... o.O;


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    He sounds autistic... o.O;
    That was my first thought as well. And he sounds like a severe case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post

    Ahh. It gets the point with regulars like that where the money is just not worth it anymore.
    totally true. I'll keep my sanity (the little bit I have left haha) anyday over making money.







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    What a schmuck. "The money is in my hotel room" is a dumb, dumb move, and I've gotten it too. Do they really think we're going to fall for that?

    I feel for you. I have a regular I'm considering getting rid of and he's never even done anything as irritating as your guy. But he's disrespectful and needy and you just reach a point where it's not worth it anymore. For me, I'd only be losing out on about $100 every time he visits, so not a huge deal. Sounds like your reg is a big spender, though, which makes it a much tougher choice.

    You could always try laying down some ground rules for him and see if he will accept them. If he really likes you that much, the idea of you not dancing for him anymore might make him behave. There's a thread around here about a dancer who does this with her regular...

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...ghlight=hugger

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    $160 IS a lot of money! I'd be pissed if someone tried to rip me off for $160! Ugh, I hate that guy FOR you! Actually, some idiot tried that line on a girl yesterday (for $10).
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    Sometimes it doesn't matter if someone gives you a million dollars, they are still just intolerable. Next time tell him you'll have the bouncer swing by his hotel to pick it up for you I take it this money was just for you sitting with him and was agreed upon beforehand right? I would tell him from now on you need the money up front or you can't sit with him because he's obviously not trustworthy. Bring up all the time how you can't trust him because he didn't pay you. Otherwise make him go in VIP where the bouncers can forcibly collect your money.

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    if he says check, tell him to make it out to CASH




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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    eeeew. He sounds like a real winner. Well, look at it this way, at least you aren't him. How much must his life suck? (his own fault from the sound of it.)

    Lol, this made me laugh because I had a regular kinda like this and I would think about how much it would suck to be him. It made hanging out with him more tolerable.

    Maybe you ought to think about dumping him as a reg. He doesn't sound like he's worth the time and energy.
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    Holy shit Buffie, was his name David? I would swear up and down this is the same reg I was complaining about not too long ago, and he does go to Dallas quite a bit.... weird.

    Short, fat, makes snotty snort noise when he's turned on (gag) and a MAJOR hugger. Talks non stop and tells really lame jokes then dicks around about the money at the end of things. LIVES for excorts, talks about them non stop, especially the one that "breaks his heart in Birmingham". Creeeeeepy.




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    Cuckoo!!! This guy is a bona fide psycho and he's trying to rip you off. If he comes back, demand the money immediately. If he doesn't pay, ignore him forever. He's trying to lure you to his hotel room with $160?! I would be very cautious.

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    Give him some drama. Keep doing what you're doing. Make it a game. It sounds like what he wants. Some of them really want the relationship-like drama.

    Although if you think he might be dangerous, then just cut off contact.

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    Yeah..I would def have to screw with him. (provided like viola said he isnt dangerous)

    "In your hotel room you say? That shouldnt be a problem...Mike(pick the biggest bouncer you have) is driving me home because we are both going to visit a sick friend after work...I'm sure he wouldnt mind running up to your room and grabbing it for me...HEY...Mike....come here for a minute"

    Then watch as he stammers to stop the bouncer from coming over....bet he finds that money REAL quick.

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    Just get rid of him. As soon as you clear up the room you waste with him you will open the potential for another BETTER guy to give you all his money. He's not your boyfriend he's not even your friend he's just some asshole who has to pay to talk to us. Throw him back.

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    Wow... that sounds like I guy I know -teary eyes and all, but younger. He was a friend until he 'fell in love with me' and started talking about 'getting something' because he was 'such a nice guy' and all the things he thought he deserved because he bought me lunch now and then. Be careful. The person I knew had some repressed anger issues with women and ended up assaulting me, almost was raped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Holy shit Buffie, was his name David? I would swear up and down this is the same reg I was complaining about not too long ago, and he does go to Dallas quite a bit.... weird.

    Short, fat, makes snotty snort noise when he's turned on (gag) and a MAJOR hugger. Talks non stop and tells really lame jokes then dicks around about the money at the end of things. LIVES for excorts, talks about them non stop, especially the one that "breaks his heart in Birmingham". Creeeeeepy.
    YES! This is him! How freakin weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Cuckoo!!! This guy is a bona fide psycho and he's trying to rip you off. If he comes back, demand the money immediately. If he doesn't pay, ignore him forever. He's trying to lure you to his hotel room with $160?! I would be very cautious.
    I told him this is why i would not go to pick it up, I am not gonna be tricked into going to his hotel room and he swears up and down the only reason he didnt have it is b/c I took all his cash earlier in the week and he wasnt planning on staying longer than an hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Holy shit Buffie, was his name David? I would swear up and down this is the same reg I was complaining about not too long ago, and he does go to Dallas quite a bit.... weird.

    Short, fat, makes snotty snort noise when he's turned on (gag) and a MAJOR hugger. Talks non stop and tells really lame jokes then dicks around about the money at the end of things. LIVES for excorts, talks about them non stop, especially the one that "breaks his heart in Birmingham". Creeeeeepy.
    Ok I so went and reread you "spoiled little brat" thread, I am seriously laughing my ass off. You described him soooo much better than I did and you know it must be bad, when we both chose to make ranty threads outta him!! I was complaining in the dr lastnight, but everyone who saw him was like , oh yeah money is not that important! Does he still come to your club? I wanna get my $$ tonight and tell him im busy, but i dont want him to start talking b/c he wont shut up!

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    good luck!! sheesh. i dont like being owed money either, it's like.. so not ok on so many levels. give them an inch and they take a mile..

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    Ok I so went and reread you "spoiled little brat" thread, I am seriously laughing my ass off. You described him soooo much better than I did and you know it must be bad, when we both chose to make ranty threads outta him!! I was complaining in the dr lastnight, but everyone who saw him was like , oh yeah money is not that important! Does he still come to your club? I wanna get my $$ tonight and tell him im busy, but i dont want him to start talking b/c he wont shut up!
    Oh I am laughing really hard right now! No, I haven't seen him in a while, he still text messages me, but I haven't responded, the last time he came to see me he stopped in mid dance and says "Am I repulsive?" I kind of sat there, a bvit at a loss for words (not wanting to say HELLS YES!) And he goes "Because she never shows me affection in public (his hooker in birmingham). So I sat back and looked at him and said "David, she's a hooker. She gets paid to f*ck you, that doesn't mean she has to really like you. It's much like stripping really....." He left shortly after that and didn't write for a couple of days, then started with the texts again. ("I miss you, can't wait to see you, hope you've been thinking of me")

    He's a nut job! He brought me this Tiffany necklace, said "A ring would have been beeter, but I didn't want to scare you off yet." (GAG ME!!!!)

    He says some seriously creepy, weird, forever type relationship stuff to me, and I have been trying to roll along with it and play this game of his, because I am convinced now, that's the game he likes, but when keeps trying to kiss my forehead, nose and chin ALL THE F*CKING TIME, well, I start to feel a bit sick to my tummy, and can't play along anymore.

    So, when he comes back and tells me about the hot stripper in Dallas he knows, I'll know who it is!

    He's told me about you before, he likes to brag about the hot women he hangs out with, small world!!! Good luck girl, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, and I'll be thinking about you putting up with our lil mini Jaba!




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    I can't believe you both have the same crazy regular. We should start a stripper web coincidences thread.

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    Yeah, we need a website to track the freaks out there. Kinda like that one where women post about horrible men they've met through online dating services. That one is www.dontdatehimgirl.com.

    It can be www.SuperWeirdCusty.com

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    ^^^ YES!!!!!! Seriously, it's not like the weird ones don't get around!




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