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    Default South Park fans can u answer this??

    Is there an episode where Mr Garrison reveals his homosexuality.

    I have seen the episode where he gets his fancy new vagina and also the episode where he becomes a lesbian but I don't remember an episode where he reveals that he is homosexual.

    There was an episode called "Fourth grade" where he walks into the tree of revelation and admits it to himself but I don't remember him coming out as such.

    Can anyone help answer this?

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    Hmmm.... according to some research:

    In the third season, Garrison was fired for soliciting sex from a minor (Cartman) in an online chat room; Garrison, thinking that Cartman was an adult man, agreed to meet him near at South Park docks for anonymous sex. In his time off, Garrison wrote a romance novel that he intended to be purely heterosexual in nature; entitled "In the Valley of the Penises," it contained more instances of the word "penis" than any other book of its kind and was deemed to be a classic of homosexual literature. At some point after that, Garrison fled South Park to become a hermit, where he eventually came to terms with his homosexual tendencies. At this point, he openly embraced his homosexuality, and informed everyone of this fact. He even went so far as to cheerfully proclaim himself (and others) a "fag" repeatedly to anyone he encountered. Also around this time, Mr. Garrison was re-hired by South Park elementary, however he was "demoted" to teaching Kindergarten, which he resented.




    I (so far) can't find any specific episodes for ya.
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    Look him up on wikipedia. They have summaries of all the episodes, and that ep is probably linked form his profile page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Look him up on wikipedia. They have summaries of all the episodes, and that ep is probably linked form his profile page.

    I didn't see any links to a specific outting episode on wiki.
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    Thanks!!

    I have been having my own south park fest. I have every episode from every season (except season 11).

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    After he leaves to write his homoerotic novel, then comes back and tries to get his job back he comes out officially:

    Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
    Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
    Mr. Mackey: What?
    Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
    Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
    Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garriosn. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
    Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
    Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
    Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
    Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
    Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.

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    Default Re: South Park fans can u answer this??

    oH thankks so much. u dont know what the episode is called do u or what no. it is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    oH thankks so much. u dont know what the episode is called do u or what no. it is?
    "4th Grade"
    Episode Number: 59 Season Num: 4

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    ^^
    ah that explains it. That episode cuts out about 5 or so mins before the end. Ill need to download it again.

    thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Hmmm.... according to some research:

    In his time off, Garrison wrote a romance novel that he intended to be purely heterosexual in nature; entitled "In the Valley of the Penises," it contained more instances of the word "penis" than any other book of its kind and was deemed to be a classic of homosexual literature.

    I (so far) can't find any specific episodes for ya.
    That was such a great episode. "It's a forest of penises, Mr. Hat!"

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    I'll check with my son.
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