Now I realize it gets exciting when you have a naked girl on your lap... and I know you just forget how to control yourself... but I just have a few requests..
The first one is PLEASE realize that my breasts are attached to my body. As much as I would like to be able to remove them and hand them over to you to play with it just won't happen. So please stop trying to rip them off my chest... they won't be going anywhere and honestly it is rather painful. I mean I could grab a hold of your nuts and pull for all im worth.... but im sure that would be rather unpleasant for you. Well the same goes for yanking my tits...
The second one is PLEASE stop trying to shove me onto your crotch. It is rather annoying when you grab my shoulders and push me down. No I do not want to feel your penis and no I do not want to ride it through your jeans. Its irritating and honestly it grosses me out. I will grind on you but I will not dry hump your pitiful cock.
The third request... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP LICKING ME!! I am not a plant. I do not need to be watered. Licking me grosses me out and makes my skin crawl. Besides do you really enjoy the taste of all my lotions and all the other men who have licked me earlier in the night? It does not turn me on... im sorry but it just doesn't.
Last but not least... why do you insist on yelling random shit at me? Do you really thinking yelling "I WANT TO LICK YOUR ASS!!" is going to turn me on? Do you really thinking holding your nut sack screaming 'you know you want this baby!' is going to get me hot and bothered? Seriously think before you speak. I know its asking a lot but I would really appreciate it if you would just think.
Thank you for your time and for reading this.
Signed ...
Every single dancer in the universe.


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