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    I visit one of my faves about once a week, and toss her way about $60 each visit in LDs. I seldom drink; I come for the girls, not to get drunk. Anyway, stripper starts ordering a pitcher every time I visit. I feel like I'm paying for it and not paying for it at the same time.

    What do you think? You buy your regs shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by accball View Post
    I visit one of my faves about once a week, and toss her way about $60 each visit in LDs. I seldom drink; I come for the girls, not to get drunk. Anyway, stripper starts ordering a pitcher every time I visit. I feel like I'm paying for it and not paying for it at the same time.

    What do you think? You buy your regs shit?
    I have had regulars buy me drinks, but that was after a few hundred in dances and tips.

    Conversation:
    Dancer brings me a drink...
    ME: "Thank you very much"
    HER: "Why are you thanking me? YOU paid for it."

    Get my drift here.

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    Default Re: Stripper buys me a drink

    i have had dancers buy me

    drinks
    dances from other dancers
    supper
    pay my way in the club
    alcohol [ pint /5th ]
    im sure i could come up with some more ...

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    I think it means that she loves you. But not in a cute and flattering way. In a frightening way. If she tries to jerk you off during a private dance - don't let her. She's probably saving and freezing your semen in order to clandestinely impregnate herself later on in the bathroom.
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    ^Exactly what I was thinking. Run, don't walk.....




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    ^^^ LMAO!!!!! That is some of the funniest shit Ive read all day.

    She's trying to do something nice for you so take it for what it is. Maybe its her way of showing appreciation for her regular (ie you)? If you dont want her to buy you drinks just say so. Plus until monopoly money becomes the new currency theres no other way she's going to pay for the drink she wants to buy you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    She's probably saving and freezing your semen in order to clandestinely impregnate herself later on in the bathroom.
    now thats a pretty picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I think it means that she loves you. But not in a cute and flattering way. In a frightening way. If she tries to jerk you off during a private dance - don't let her. She's probably saving and freezing your semen in order to clandestinely impregnate herself later on in the bathroom.
    Whoa...this happens to me ALL THE TIME...damn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    She's probably saving and freezing your semen in order to clandestinely impregnate herself later on in the bathroom.
    Well now I'm wondering if the girl buying him the drinks is the one that's pregnant and he doesn't know how to get rid of her...

    If it is...dude, she totally knocked herself up in the bathroom with your semen, but getting you drunk was the only way she could do it. You're stuck with her until the end of time.
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    Dude, she's having your baby...your band must rock the house or something. I'm like, so, you know, jealous.

    Or something.
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    My ATF buys me beer all of the time. She grabs a $20 off of my stack and brings me a beer.

    Of course I never see any change.

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    Does she drink the beer? If so, she probably would be buying it anyway. That's not a smart use of money, but its her choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Well now I'm wondering if the girl buying him the drinks is the one that's pregnant and he doesn't know how to get rid of her...

    If it is...dude, she totally knocked herself up in the bathroom with your semen, but getting you drunk was the only way she could do it. You're stuck with her until the end of time.
    gingerlee, go make me a sandwich!

    It's a different girl; the other girl no longer exists!

    I asked a real question, looking for real answers, thankyouverymuch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by accball View Post
    I feel like I'm paying for it and not paying for it at the same time.
    ...as your sig indicates, credit cards will do that to ya.
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    I will offer to buy the second round of drinks in VIP if a customer does another session...they appreciate the gesture and 90percent of the time pay for em anyways. Seems to be in my favor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by accball View Post

    It's a different girl; the other girl no longer exists!

    I asked a real question, looking for real answers, thankyouverymuch.
    I was giving a real answer. I just don't get how a guy that says he likes to play 'mind games' with strippers can have so many stripper problems. You have to understand who you are playing mind games on before you can actually do it.

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    There is a God. Her name is Jenny.

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    The only thing I have even given away to a regular is some free entry passes to the club so that he didn't have to pay to get in and come visit me. I didn't have to pay for the passes.

    I have never seen a girl at my club pay for drinks for a customer.

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    The only time that's ever happened to me was on my birthday, and only for that reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I think it means that she loves you. But not in a cute and flattering way. In a frightening way. If she tries to jerk you off during a private dance - don't let her. She's probably saving and freezing your semen in order to clandestinely impregnate herself later on in the bathroom.
    Jenny, you rock like Tommy Tutone's babe!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Dude, she's having your baby...your band must rock the house or something. I'm like, so, you know, jealous.

    Or something.

    Like yeah.. you know? * snicker *

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    Generally if a guy spends over a hundred I''ll offer to have a drink with him. If it's over two I'll offer to buy. I think of it as an investment.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    There is a God. Her name is Jenny.

    Maddy, thats Goddess darling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by accball View Post
    I asked a real question, looking for real answers, thankyouverymuch.
    Know your venue....If you don't want to hear the answers don't ask the question.

    FWIW, It's rare that a dancer buys me a drink since, as a gentleman, I prefer to pay. I do get drinks, dances and gifts of all sorts on my birthday, at Christmas and even on Valentines day on occasion. It is pure and simple cultivation of a good customer by a smart business person. Not necessary but very much appreciated.
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    Get this.. her buying the beer the second you walks in means you feel guilty enouh to buy dances. See, you even said you knew you'd be buying it.

    Buying good spending customers drinks always guarantees my money. I usuall buy a drink for all my high spenders just so they come back to be regulars.


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