I've got beds, shower, washer/dryer, kitchen w sink & stove... But I feel like it's not enough...
What would the perfect dressing room have?

I've got beds, shower, washer/dryer, kitchen w sink & stove... But I feel like it's not enough...
What would the perfect dressing room have?
LIPSTIXX Gentlemen's Club
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, LA 70130
NO FLOOR FEES!
no drama
no housemom
no smoking/drinking/swearing
big mirrors
good lighting





Enough outlets for all the girls to be able to plug in their stuff, comfy chairs to sit in while getting ready, good lighting, and enough mirrors for all the girls to have a spot.
Lots of space. Lage makeup counter with mirrors and chairs. Good lighting. Couple of sinks. Paper towels and clean towels for showering. Loads of lockers. Full lengh mirrors.
^^ we all posted at the same time!





^^We all want some damn mirrors!
OOO...can I add a really good massage therapist paid for by the club and free to the girls to work out all our tension knots from dancing and dealing with fucktards?? I want THAT!!
Hey..its a dream dressing room right?In fact...add in free tanning bed, stylist and therapist too! LOL!
No housemom
a huge box of hand santitizer gel packets
lockers that arent freakin broken...
& yah more MIRRORS!!
In fact...add in free tanning bed, stylist and therapist too! LOL!
LOL TRUE!!
A tanning bed is totally important, and a make up artist helps.
A really great house mom who cooks and takes care of the girls.





That DOESN'T try to guilt you into giving her more money every night! If a club is gonna have a house mom, put her on the damn payroll so she doesn't depend on tips 100%.
Another thing....make sure the dressing room is cleaned on a regular basis, and that there are enough trash cans. Having overflowing trash cans sucks!




A wireless internet connection, so I can bring my laptop and play on the internet when it's slow!![]()
^^^ yep!!!! Sw HH to refresh me when it sucks!!!
Full lenght ( long enough to hang a gown) lockers.





Baby wipe dispensers. Cameras trained on the floor so we can see when fresh mea---new customers walk in.
QUIET ZONES where you have to whisper like you're in the library!
I like the quiet zone area. With comfy couches t sit and relax your mind and refresh in.
Clean toilets. I really want a toilet that doesn't have pee splattered all over it, trash cans overflowing with stinky tampons on the floor, sinks without tons of hair in them.
Good food. I would love to be able to have a good meal at work without having to order in every night.
As opposed to the quiet zone. I want a bitching zone. Wanna talk shit and complain? Go do it in your own corner so my ears dont have to hear it. I HATE walking in to work all happy and ready for money, only to hear girls complaining about how slow it is, how bad it is, turn around and leave, you dont wanna work tonight, blah blah.

A lot of house mom's are lazy, do nothign but sit and watch tv, yet expect tips for doing nothing. And they usually have really crappy stuff that you can't use, or dont want to use, but still they want tips.

LIPSTIXX Gentlemen's Club
420 Bourbon St.
New Orleans, LA 70130
NO FLOOR FEES!





Ew I dont like the idea of beds.....only if they stay clean!! I dont want to lie down on someone else's dirty cooter juice. I like cleanliness in a club.
Smoking and non smoking section that is completely sectioned off
Cameras to record if someones stuff got stolen
Air conditioning
Bathroom with clean showers
Healthy food for the dancers (*I know it isnt a locker room thing but its a great idea)
No roller rink carpet - wood floors are easier to clean.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi




There would be no peeing in the trash cans ( yes, I've seen it ) and no matter what it had in it.. it would STAYCLEAN. There's nothing more irritating than trying to freshen up or fix oneself in the middle of some other trashy bitches mess!
Lipstixxx: Your dancers are begging for another hand held out to take a piece of their nightly earnings? What do they want one for?
While the rare housemom provides a decent service we find that generally they are nothing but an extra mouth feed. Given a choice between having a housemom we pay five-ten bucks for and occasionally bitch to or swipe a baby wipe and not having one at all, most of us, including myself would save that five-ten bucks.
A CLEAN ONE!!!!
Big lockers too.
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