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    Default reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    I just might be your driver tops the list

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    You're a bus driver? Got any interesting stories???

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    the short bus has a new pilot!

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    lol i love riding the public buses here in vancouver, so phx shouldn't be so different eh? ps: bus drivers are an awesome bunch of people

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    Oh geez Blade, that makes me wanna loose the keys to my car and start taking our public transit system!

    Hmm, what are the rules on flirting with your bus driver?




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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    I've lived in Phoenix for 25 years and never taken the bus

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    You're a bus driver? Got any interesting stories???
    not yet I don't. Hopefully I will soon!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t View Post
    the short bus has a new pilot!
    hahahaha dick! glad to see ya post again my brother

    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post
    Oh geez Blade, that makes me wanna loose the keys to my car and start taking our public transit system!

    Hmm, what are the rules on flirting with your bus driver?
    simple, you ARE allowed..nay expected to flirt with me!

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    why? are gonna steal peoples t-shirts?

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    bus driver = commercial driver's license = drug test....

    that's not a problem?


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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    I've lived here in Phoenix for most of the last 13 years.. and I've only ridden (ridden? rode? rided? ruden? whatever) the bus ONE time 'bout ten years ago.

    And I got to experience a homeless guy peeing in the back..

    First time, last time..

    Besides, I'm waiting for that light rail to start up! It's going to be a godsend I tell ya! *cough*
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    Quote Originally Posted by azdd View Post
    bus driver = commercial driver's license = drug test....

    that's not a problem?

    lol why would it be? I dont get high or drink. I just look like I do.

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    My only bus experience:

    Miami WMC 06

    Locked out of condo for 12 hrs by "friend"

    Snuck in & up elevator @ 8am after security stopped me & I told them I was GOING to get my stuff in the room and THEN i would leave

    Banged on door & 2 strangers let me in the condo

    Packed my stuff, found my "friend" sleeping and condoms on floor

    Thought about walking to FLL and sat on a bench to think for a few before the 30 mile"?" trek

    Saw "Miami-Dade Transit System" sign and called to get info

    Took bus to FLL for <$3.00 USD, seing a bunch of cracheads the entire way that smelled bad

    Got to FLL 7 hrs early

    "Friend" calls wondering how we're getting to FLL and I said I was already there

    Got on plane after being up for over 24 hrs and flew home

    we're not "friends" anymore

    What a GREAT deal to get the hell away from a BAD situation!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Goblin View Post
    I've lived here in Phoenix for most of the last 13 years.. and I've only ridden (ridden? rode? rided? ruden? whatever) the bus ONE time 'bout ten years ago.

    And I got to experience a homeless guy peeing in the back..

    First time, last time..

    Besides, I'm waiting for that light rail to start up! It's going to be a godsend I tell ya! *cough*
    I live just over a mile from construction and I tell you that thing better be the best goddamn thing next to sliced bread and blow jobs or I'm gonna be pissed with all they are putting us through

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazmatt24 View Post
    I live just over a mile from construction and I tell you that thing better be the best goddamn thing next to sliced bread and blow jobs or I'm gonna be pissed with all they are putting us through
    I live right on the construction and i agree this better be the best thing ever or there is gonna be a pissed off blade runnin around.

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    omg, everyday I have to navigate through that mess....I agree, it had better be amazing!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    I live right on the construction and i agree this better be the best thing ever or there is gonna be a pissed off blade runnin around.

    well you should be able to go get slammed at a Suns or Dback's game and not have to worry about driving home

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    I love riding the bus! Especially if a homeless guy is peeing in the back. That gives me some great stories to tell at social functions.

    I've been riding the bus here lately (sometimes I just get bored of driving and sitting in traffic), and I've seen some cool stuff and been bored, too. Public transportation is really quite relaxing. I sometimes get too stressed out to drive in city traffic, and if I lived in a city like Phoenix, I'd likely ride at least a couple of times a week.

    Good luck with the new bus driver position.


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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    not to knock the new resident bus driver, but public transportation in Phoenix sucks, as would sitting at the bus stop when it's 110 out.

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    Yeah, what haz said..

    Phoenix's mass transit is unlike most other city's.. not nearly as.. uhh.. glamorous. I remember in the not too distant past when the buses didn't even run on Sunday.. or past 10 or 11pm at night. That's probably when I learned my distaste for it. That and the peeing of course.

    I've always wished Phoenix had a nice subway system 'er something.

    Also, does it really make the bus come quicker if you take a couple steps off the curb out into the street and then leeeeeeeeean way out into traffic lookin' like a dope? I see people do it all the time. Its all I can do to keep from turning my wheel that millimeter or two to bump 'em back up on the curb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Goblin View Post
    Also, does it really make the bus come quicker if you take a couple steps off the curb out into the street and then leeeeeeeeean way out into traffic lookin' like a dope? I see people do it all the time. Its all I can do to keep from turning my wheel that millimeter or two to bump 'em back up on the curb.

    Oh hell yeah, I've been tempted to do that a lot. It's especially funny when you passed the bus like 5 miles back and know it's still got like a half hour before it makes it to the people leaning out. I'm always tempted to yell at them but most of them probably wouldn't understand English anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazmatt24 View Post
    Oh hell yeah, I've been tempted to do that a lot. It's especially funny when you passed the bus like 5 miles back and know it's still got like a half hour before it makes it to the people leaning out. I'm always tempted to yell at them but most of them probably wouldn't understand English anyway.
    Hey hazmat, sorry but I think that's a pretty lame stereotype, at best out of line, and perhaps at worst, racist. Far worse than my attempt at humor about Blade's ability to pass a drug test.

    Hey Blade, congrats on the new gig, and congrats on not being a druggie! We've never met, so I really had no right to suggest otherwise, even if I was joking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdd View Post
    Hey hazmat, sorry but I think that's a pretty lame stereotype, at best out of line, and perhaps at worst, racist. Far worse than my attempt at humor about Blade's ability to pass a drug test.

    Hey Blade, congrats on the new gig, and congrats on not being a druggie! We've never met, so I really had no right to suggest otherwise, even if I was joking!
    Shit I took it as a joke so no worries!

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    Default Re: reasons for avoiding the bus in phx,lol

    Can you post your route please, I need to know what part of town to avoid.

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    I keep getting this image of Blade at the wheels of steel all grinning and such, saying come on motherfuker you just pull out in front of me. Then again I keep seeing the words twisted metal and imagining Blade driving the bus like in the road warrior! lol
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