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    now, I don't mean to be negative. But frankly, I find posts along these lines are always good for a laugh. For me, anyway. maybe I'm just easily entertained. But anyway, what was the worst dressing room you ever had to put up with?

    I've only worked in one club. It's small and friendly, so I love it. But the dressing room is definately the worst part of it. It's actually a bathroom. Single stall. And a tiny one at that. It's technically the ladies room as well (though we don't let female custies use it anymore. There's one other single stall bathroom and it's "unisex" now). Two shelves, one hanging mirror- but the hook broke so now it sits on a wobbly table and you have to bend down of kneel on the floor to use it.

    Not to mention, female customers still try to use it as a bathroom and that's annoying as hell. The last time this happened these bitches had moved everyone's makeup bags from the table so they could do coke. When they were done they brushed the excess off the table, not even noticing (or caring) that they just powdered a few dancer's bags.


    Anyway, as much as it sucks, I'm sure people have seen worse. Anyone care to share for a laugh?

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    The worst I can recall in detail was at a beautiful club, so it came as a bit of a suprise. The room was teeeny tiny, no bathroom, no private entrance from the outside and most of the space was devoted to useless little half lockers (no shelves or hooks to speak of). The worst part was the mold creeping up the walls under the makeup counters. There was also a divot in the tiled floor that tried to kill me everytime I walked by.

    I saw a lot worse when I traveled and did contests, but I was in and out so fast I didn't really fix them in my mind. The things that stand out most are:

    club a. evil yellow florescent lighting

    club b. avacado carpet with no furniture or counters (weird!)

    club c. plywood floors and a saloon-style door

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    Default Re: worst dressing room ever?

    my first club had a dressing room with florescent lighting, one stall bathroom also for lady customers, cockroaches... ick! tiny as hell with no door, just a curtian.

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    i've only worked at two clubs. the first club was bad in the sense that girls were allowed to smoke. it made me physically sick so i ate dinner on the stairs to get away from it.

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    I am working at a club that doesnt have a big enough room for all the night shift dancers...so they have a "secondary dressing room" for the overflow... the MAIN room is nice but this secondary room is FULL of cabinets, of KITCHEN SUPPLIES, and the clothesline is covered in chefs coats. The cooks yell knock knock, and pull the sheet with a hole for a nail cut in it being used as a curtain aside, pulling the nail out of the stained drywall, to get their supplies! Not to mention the terrible lighting, the NO counterspace, the fact that its big enough for one suitcase, but ONLY if you tuck it under the one chair, and both have to be moved when the cook needs his platter! Thats pretty bad.... Yet another reason why I prefer days...

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    Santa Fe Gold Surfers Paradise (doesn't exist anymore) ... We used the benches etc from what used to be a kitchen. People used to go in there heaps as it was the first door you saw ... and lots of drunks would think it was the door to the bathroom.. the bathroom was at the end of the hallway.

    Security? Yeh, whatever! Stuff had been stolen by wandering patrons.

    The Club, Mt Isa prior to it moving premises. That whole club was a dumb and hazard IMO. The dressing room was a really small off-stage room.. shitty mirror (you could hardly see yourself in!).. shitty space. Just shitty.

    Teaze, Rockhampton. Fluro lighting. The "dressing room area" was a little area outside the disabled toilet cubicle... a little mirror, really not alot of space. What dressing room???

    They are the worst in my memory. Due to those "dressing rooms" (I can't call them that with a straight face) anything else seems grand and decent.


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    The worst dressing room was in the bathroom that the female crustie's had to share.

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