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    GUESS WHAT?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Um....

    Pooka just fell in love. Omfgzers. Wow. Okay.

    Who knew the cat food aisle could be so romantic?

    Fuckity fuck.

    I gotta go. The love of my life is picking me up in his porsche to take me to starbucks.

    Yeah.

    Wish me luck I will update ya'll!

    (P.s. Don't worry I still love my wife more.)

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

    *runs off, all of a dither*

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    Wahahahahahat!?!

    You met some rico suave in the cat food aisle and now you're off on a date in his porsche... at Starbucks?!?

    Go pooka!!

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    I wanna meet somebody cool in the cat food aisle! I don't have a cat, but still..

    Go Miss Pooka!!

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    *runs around in circles* He's almost herreeeee. Eeep!

    He's half Israeli and half italian with a gorgggeeeeeeeousssssssssss accentttttt.........




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    *crosses fingers* He better be cool that you're a dancer....

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    Half israeli and half italian?

    OMG. I am just imagining the hottness. I swoon for tall, dark handsome men.

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    Yessssssssss. ^^^^^ Oh geez. Wait...okay. Do I tell him I'm a dancer??? Ack. I'm no good at dating!

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    OMG! Call Me!!!! Now!!!

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    Oh gosh! Hahaha youre the cutest. Mr. Porsche driving cat lover better treat you right!! I don't care if he's fugly or fabulous he better play nice. *casts protective shield over pooka kisses her away*
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    Little Miss Shell...

    I don't know what the heck is going on here, but you BETTER call me when you get home...OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!


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    I SWEAR I will call you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teeennnn minutessss till he getssss hereeeeeee.

    Avishay. Yeah. That's his name. ()He'll be here in ten minutes.

    Im all nervous and I just smoked my last cigarette.

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    Is starbucks open this late where you are? If so, I'm jealous. I'm already jealous about the porsche guy, now I'm jealous over coffee. Have fun!!!!!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    ^ Yes, have fun!!! Forgot that part!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Avishay. Yeah. That's his name. ()
    Avishay................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That name reeks of sexiness!!

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    Yeah we have one twenty four hour starbucks thats like the cool place to go round this neck of the woods.

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    You just met him, you told him where you live, and now you're going to get in his car to go somewhere? Um, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but that's not the safest possible thing you could be doing. I hope you have a good time and it all goes well, but I do wish you had just met him there instead.

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    I told best friend I would text her frequently to let her know I was safe. Doesn't it happen alot that someone meets someone, chats for a bit, exchange numbers, and they pick them up to go somewhere? I prolly just watch too much sex in the city.

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    I might be overly suspicious, but "don't get in the car with strangers" is good advice for adults as well as children. I've been on a couple of dates with guys I didn't know very well, and I either met them there or I drove us in my car. It does happen that strangers do what you're doing and it works out well, but it also happens that a psychopath picks up a pretty, naive young girl and takes her somewhere to rape her or worse.

    Have fun, but please be careful!

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    Yes, BE CAREFUL!!!

    Call me if you need me...I'll speed there like >thisfast< and get all Deni ninja on somebody!

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    I'm going to second what Yek said.

    Honestly though, I've done this as well. And I didn't wind up in a ditch, but it wasn't the best move and I knew better. I wouldn't repeat it.

    It may be a drag, but make it a rule to meet at a public place first from now on. If he does turn out to be a creep down the road, you'll be thanking yourself later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    You just met him, you told him where you live, and now you're going to get in his car to go somewhere? Um, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but that's not the safest possible thing you could be doing. I hope you have a good time and it all goes well, but I do wish you had just met him there instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Avishay................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That name reeks of sexiness!!
    it reeks of somethin thats for sure. I hope ya had fun and yer safe, if ya need be big brother blade will travel to whup some istalian ass

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    Don't worry, guys, your pooka is safe and sound at home and had a lovely time! He was really sweet, was talking the whole time about his new puppy and showing me pictures from his wallet of his niece and nephew and his adorable puppy. He didn't try to make a move on me or anything, just a peck goodnight. I was stoked cause he's into art, too, so we talked about that lots.

    Anyway, I had fun and so far he has not turned out to be a creep.

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    I know you guys are just looking out for me.

    Deni - I tried ta call you and tell you bout it but you no answer cause you are catchin fishes.

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    Let it drop casually that the internets will have him killed if he fucks with you. You know, slide it into polite conversation. "Several large bald men and many hot ladies know all about you, sir. Tread carefully."

    BTW, who knew showing pics of a cute puppy still worked?
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