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    Haha. ^^^ I will let him know that I happen to have a personal army.

    Yeah Imma fool for little black lab puppies. And the fact that he named her Simba because "isnt that some girl dog in a disney movie?" Ahem. Boy lion, girl dog...all the same I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    Let it drop casually that the internets will have him killed if he fucks with you. You know, slide it into polite conversation. "Several large bald men and many hot ladies know all about you, sir. Tread carefully."



    Can I hire said bald men to rid Texas of this Mr Competition for me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Can I hire said bald men to rid Texas of this Mr Competition for me?
    Wife, you have no competition to worry about. Nobody can even enter your league.

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    Updaterrrrrr - Met him for lunch today and he got me a huge bouquet of flowers. Sweetttt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Updaterrrrrr - Met him for lunch today and he got me a huge bouquet of flowers. Sweetttt.
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    That is great Pook, I love to hear about women treated well on dates.

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    Also he wouldn't let me see the bill but I caught a glimpse and he tipped the waitress really well. She was an older lady who looked like she really needed a good tip to lighten her day. I was pleased by that as well.

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    I really like this broke guy right now... just paid for breakfast. Maybe I am not meeting the right guys b/c i don't shop in the pet asile??

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    Your little story made me like swoon. How sweet that a guy in this century is still wooing a girl! Flowers, good tipper, cute dog, sounds good.

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    ooooh yayyyy so happy for le pooka. Avishai is a typical Israeli name. half italian tho? odd mix. but i bet he's hot.
    tell him your friend chrissy says "eem atah pa-go-ah pooka, leetz-fot lee-hee-yot meh-kosh-keshet."
    (in english that means, if you hurt pooka expect to be beaten) he will probably laugh unless he has ill intentions.
    Last edited by Chrissy68; 06-17-2007 at 02:15 AM.

    Love it!

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    Hahaha. Im gonna tell him that!

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    damn, does he have a brother pooka? lol

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    Pooka glad to hear you had a good time and your safe!


    p.s.

    Add me to the list of Large ( but not bald ) men who will hunt him down if he hurts Ms. Pooka
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    Does this mean Pooka has her Mojo back lol . So happy that your happy

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    Thanks guys, for the support, and for being happy for me.

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    sorry for being a bad boy and messing up ur thread PooKaShell

    im happy for you !!!!

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    i just saw something in this thread that makes me a wee bit annoyed, but i dont wanna flame anyone... Blade what did you mean by it reeks of something? what are you implying?

    so pooks, when dost thou see boy again? did you tell him about dancing?

    Love it!

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    awww Pooka i'm sooo happy for you!
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