You're really lame. Do you really think that telling me how wonderful you are and how much all the other DJ's suck is going to magically make it true? It just makes me uncomfortable.
Do me a favor and let me LISTEN to those "wonderful" songs that I'm "just going to love" before playing them. I HATE getting up there and dancing to music that I hate. It makes me angry and it makes it hard for me to smile when I'm on stage.
Please do not try to give me backrubs. It's not that I don't like backrubs, it's that I have better things to do. Do not call me to the DJ booth to give me a backrub.
Please do not comment on the dancer's bodies unless you are giving them a compliment. That drop-dead-gorgeous girl whom you called fat was in tears in the dressing room.
Do not try to date the dancers. You're icky (note: this does not apply to all DJ's, just the ones in particular), accept it, embrace it.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't complain about your lack of tips all of the time. It's cool every once in a while, I understand how frusturating it is. But there is a difference between a complaint and, "No one ever tips me enough!" over and over and...
One more thing, please stay out of the girls drama. They're crazy enough. They do NOT need you butting in and giving your opinion and then betraying people's confidences. If a girl comes to you with a complaint, do not try to fix it for her. On that note, don't get pissed off simply because I'm too smart to give you any gossip or tell you about my personal life.
Disclaimer: I don't want to offend the wonderful DJ's on this board. This rant is for the less-than-wonderful DJ's, heh.



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