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    Default Dear DJ,

    You're really lame. Do you really think that telling me how wonderful you are and how much all the other DJ's suck is going to magically make it true? It just makes me uncomfortable.

    Do me a favor and let me LISTEN to those "wonderful" songs that I'm "just going to love" before playing them. I HATE getting up there and dancing to music that I hate. It makes me angry and it makes it hard for me to smile when I'm on stage.

    Please do not try to give me backrubs. It's not that I don't like backrubs, it's that I have better things to do. Do not call me to the DJ booth to give me a backrub.

    Please do not comment on the dancer's bodies unless you are giving them a compliment. That drop-dead-gorgeous girl whom you called fat was in tears in the dressing room.

    Do not try to date the dancers. You're icky (note: this does not apply to all DJ's, just the ones in particular), accept it, embrace it.

    I'd appreciate it if you didn't complain about your lack of tips all of the time. It's cool every once in a while, I understand how frusturating it is. But there is a difference between a complaint and, "No one ever tips me enough!" over and over and...

    One more thing, please stay out of the girls drama. They're crazy enough. They do NOT need you butting in and giving your opinion and then betraying people's confidences. If a girl comes to you with a complaint, do not try to fix it for her. On that note, don't get pissed off simply because I'm too smart to give you any gossip or tell you about my personal life.

    Disclaimer: I don't want to offend the wonderful DJ's on this board. This rant is for the less-than-wonderful DJ's, heh.
    Last edited by Bella21; 06-16-2007 at 04:15 AM.
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    Default Re: Dear DJ,

    ^^^ Thankyou, that's all I have to say.



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    (oooohh my turn!)
    Dear DJ,
    Please try harder to get my name right. You have the rotation list right in front of you...it's not that hard... assuming you can READ. Do not get drunk and sing/rap into the microphone. It sounds terrible. You can do that if you have a show of your own, not here. Do not announce "and tip the DJ too, cuz I need to get DRUNK." That is soooo unprofessional.
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    OMG- I am SO SORRY you have such a crappy dj!!!!!!!! It makes my crappy DJ seem not so crappy, even though he's not cool in other ways...

    Stoopid bad DJs!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Dear DJ,

    Please do not make weird sound effects into the mic instead of talking. People don't understand what you're doing, and I don't think you do either.

    Please don't get all bitchy when people make fun of your mug shot because you got caught bringing a stripper to a kid's 16th birthday party and were arrested for it. They ran it on every news program in the city for a full week, you deserve to be made fun of for a while.

    Don't start fucking up my music because you finally realized I will NEVER go out with you. I know you are doing it on purpose just to be a dick, before you hated me you would gloat about doing it to other girls who pissed you off, remember?

    Don't think playing the Gilligan's Island theme song over a random rap song makes you able to mix music. It sounds stupid, and everybody is laughing at your sucky DJ skills.

    I LOVE THE GREAT DJ'S OUT THERE!!!

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    Stop flirting with me ALL THE TIME.

    I have to flirt with custys all night long, but they pay me to do it. I pay YOU, so stop hitting on me.

    Stop letting girls dance to the same set two to four times a shift. Aren't you tired of them yet?
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    Please dont annouce the lottery numbers, Brazilian soccer game score, or ask the guys walking in to recite "the pledge" ....that Nudity doesnt offend me crap you try to get EVERYONE to say. Stop saying hello to EVERYONE who walks in the front door over the mic...I CANT DANCE TO YOUR FUCKING VOICE>>>SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

    And as long as I am tipping you what I am supposed to...dont you DARE ever tell me I am a bitch and a whore and made so much money that I should give you more...esp when you have announced that we will dance to whatever the fuck you feel like playing and not what we want.Sorry you have a major crack habit to support..NOT my problem.

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    Dear DJ,

    If another girl shows up, and decides to use a name one of your REGULAR girls uses, please please PLEASE have the mental stamina to tell her she must pick a new name, instead of sending her to the regualr girl and having "them work it out". You are trying to start a fight, and you suck balls for it.

    And if you don't mind, could you please not make up stories about where I am from or where I have worked when you announce me, because then I have to explain to my customers that you are a liar and I don't know why you said that, which makes both of us look lame...and honestly, I'd rather it just be you.

    Thanks!


    (I love my good DJ's soooo much!)




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    Default Re: Dear DJ,

    for the good DJ

    Dear DJ-
    Thank you so so so so so much for playing good music for me. I get excited when I see that I get to work with you. You are fun to be around, you respect the girls, and you play what we like to listen to. Could you please share your good DJ-ness with the other DJ? He plays rap msuic when I am on stage, and purposely doesn't play the rock music - he saves that for the other girls, even when I ask him to. The only good thing he has done for me is play Mighty Mighty Bosstones...and you do the same thing, so it doesn't make him any cooler.

    Also, his DJ voice SUCKS. You sound like a DJ and act like a DJ and everyone loves you. Just so you know, if management ever gets rid of you, there are tons of girls who have vowed to follow you to whatever club you go to, because you really do care about us..and that fucking rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    (oooohh my turn!)
    Dear DJ,
    Please try harder to get my name right. You have the rotation list right in front of you...it's not that hard... assuming you can READ. Do not get drunk and sing/rap into the microphone. It sounds terrible. You can do that if you have a show of your own, not here. Do not announce "and tip the DJ too, cuz I need to get DRUNK." That is soooo unprofessional.
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    OMG if i didn't know better id think you worked at my club in casper! may i also add dont incessantly announce over the mic that the dj needs jack and coke further more your paid to do a job how about you try staying in the dj both and doing it for a change instead of wandering the bar looking for guys to buy you a drink (both of our djs are girls who split time between dancing and djing) further more a portion of your pay comes from me (infact 5% of the money i make) so how about you try getting my music right at least once a week and then maybe ill tip you a little extra. Further more all your problems are not a direct result of my breathing and i dont get "everything i want handed to me" maybe if you put down the bottle and sober up you'll understand you have to work to keep a house. And i purposely didn't bring you an ozzfest ticket cause the last thing i need is your drunk ass following me around screaming for 2 or 3 days. btw dont you think when all the girls refer to one of you drunkin nights of fit throwing on the floor as black monday maybe you should take a look at yourself?


    To my good dj,

    I am so proud of you you've come so far in the last year. Im glad to see you staying sober and being less scandalous. I am also proud to see you get your own place and am very very proud of the progress your making with starting your own business. I very proud of how no matter what you feel about a dancer (especially when your dancing) you dont allow it to affect your djing. You always get the music right and announce everygirl on time when her music comes up. Now if we could just get that ciggarette to stay out of your hand You're doing awesome



    Wow feels good to get all that out kinda thnx for the thread! GOOD DJS RULE!!!!
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    Oh yeah..to my good DJ..thanks SO much for talking up my film and mag credits. It gets me attention(when there are people in there) and really helps.

    Thanks too for playing whatever I want...even Spinal Tap or Scotty Doesnt Know when we are dead and I need something to make me laugh.

    Thasnk for recognizing when its been a crappy day and 1) not complaining that I'm tipping the minimum and 2)telling me not to bother tipping you if I havent made anything. You know i will anyway...but i appreciate the offer!
    And thanks so much for being appreciative when I DO have a grreat night and tip you really well. Nothing worse then giving up extra and having someone act entitled instead of grateful. You DO deserve it for being a good DJ and all around cool guy....but this still confirms it!

    Thanks for shot-thirty! (when its dead and the guys arent even buying us drinks the DJ announces that the time is now Shot-thirty for all employees and we all do a shot together on the house!Well..when the one manager isnt working that is....he doesnt let us...)

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    To my favorite DJ's.. Thank you so much for the pep talks and the jokes that make me laugh when some doofus customer ticks me off. Thanks so much for the suggestions and comments about just about anything. Thanks for being my friend and helping me out when I need it most and thanks lastly for being just an all around nice person - at work and not at work. I respect you and am happy to call you my friend.


    To that certain DJ:

    Thanks so much for making yourself look like a fool when you played that Toby Keith song for me that you thought was poking fun at my age. Do you actually think that sort of childish BS works? I'm not tipping you thousands of dollars every night. It is not happening. You will get what I can AFFORD to give you. You hold the "marks for dances" sheet so you know EXACTLY how much money I have made. You know what it costs me to pay the club, you know exactly how much my hotel room costs and I am sure you are fully aware of the price of gas.
    You will not win. I will not be bullied into giving you more money. So continue to make yourself look like a childish, immature, fool by playing music for me such as... " Mississippi Squirrel" and the other assorted crap that you think is going to tick me off. You seem to of missed the point that if I don't make any money. Neither do you.. You should take your anger out on that non tipping twat that is porking the boss man. It is not my fault you suck at your job.. Plus, you need to mind your own damn business and stop trying to stick your scrawny red-neck nose into mine. It's my life, I shall do with it as I see fit.

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    Please for the love of god no Nickelback!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Please for the love of god no Nickelback!


    O O O i concur emphatically. there i nights i have to hear every hit they ever had!
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    Hey i love my Nickelback! But can I never hear Lindsey Lohan or Sexyback ever again?? Please??

    Or that damn "ass and titties" song that is now our two for one cattle call?

    And DO NOT refer to us as "meat". That will seriously get you a stilleto to the skull. "Hey guys...look at all that fresh meat on stage"..NO NO NO

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    Please.. no more.. I'm in love with a skripper. * moan *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Thanks so much for making yourself look like a fool when you played that Toby Keith song for me that you thought was poking fun at my age.
    I have to ask, what song is this and how is it making fun of your age?

    This thread makes me really grateful for our djs. Non-dancer employees aren't allowed to drink on the job, and there is no dating amongst employees, so that part of the equation is taken care of. Our two main djs have both worked at the club for over 15 years, so they are completely professional and it is a pleasure to work with them. I have never heard any of the djs at my club complain about tipout, unless I've brought it up and they admit that some girls tip a shamefully low amount.

    Oh, and all of the non-dancer staff had to undergo "sensitivity training" just like you would have at any other company. So there is little to no sexual harassment from any of the male staff. It's fabulous.
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    To my most FAVORITE DJ ever...

    Thank you for taking care of me when I was a baby stripper, and letting me rummage through your CD's until I found something that would make me happy if I danced to it. Thank you for always helping me make money, and talking me up on stage like I was way cooler than I actually happened to be. Thanks for playing teeny bopper music for me when needed, and not laughing at me while you did it. And best of all, thanks for being the DJ that I now compare all DJ's to, because you are the most awesome DJ I have ever met.

    *Sigh* I miss that man.

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    Dear DJ:

    *I* am the entertainer, not you. I know it may be a shock, but people came in to see my ass, not hear your dumb jokes. STOP TALKING OVER THE SONGS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Please for the love of god no Nickelback!
    Seriously!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    Thanks so much for making yourself look like a fool when you played that Toby Keith song for me that you thought was poking fun at my age.

    Do you mean that "I'm Not As Good As I Once Was" song?!?! What a jerk!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    Please for the love of god no Nickelback!
    Every club that I go to plays Nickelback like they are the best band on the planet. Seriously now, give it a rest. When I can sing EVERY fucking song from every album word by word, it is being played too much.
    I was with another feature at a club a few months ago, and we actually asked the DJ to please not play anymore Nickelback the rest of the time we were there.

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    Default Re: Dear DJ,

    Ahh, thank you for reminding me...

    Dear DJ, Who is my fave,

    Thank you so much for listening to my rquests on lighting, kowing that if I look my best on stage, I will make more money and be happier, which in turn falls towards you! Thank you so much for introducing me by the right name every time and keeping quiet while I try to get in the zone on stage. Also, I LVOE how you watch our stages and time the end announcement when we're in a good position to end our stage, not at the very top of the pole in the middle of some intense trick!

    And thank you for talking just enough between stages to give the last girl time to collect tips and the next girl time to make it to stage. You make it flow seemlessly!

    Thank you for the sincere compliments as well, not patheticly disguised pick up lines. It's nice to hear it from a guy who's NOT trying to get in your pants that "That outfit looks great on you, I bet you'll make bank tonight!"

    Keep up the good work and show those slackers what it's all about!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    Stop letting girls dance to the same set two to four times a shift. Aren't you tired of them yet?
    Girl, seriously!!

    Sometimes at the start of my shift I'll just give them a genre and tell them to pick for me from my guidelines, but they'll play the same damn songs. It's annoying. D:

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    OK, I have to ask Bella...
    Who is it that we are talking about here? Do I know him?
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