I know nothing. From all the time I have spent dancing I only know this: I know NOTHING!!!
Tonight I was onstage and there were 6-8 guys sitting next to the stage, but about 4 feet away. So they were basically sitting in front the stage and not tipping, but blocking other people from sitting at the stage and tipping.
So after I got off stage I (jokingly) whacked several of the guys with my purse and shouted YOU BASTARDS! ALL OF YOU!!! One was like, "why?" and I said, "cuz you're not tipping." So he pulled out money to tip me! I made him tip the next girl, but I was quite surprised he responded so obediently...
Then, about a half hour later I was sitting at the bar with one of my girlfriends and another one of the "bastards" came up and asked me for a dance.![]()
Why is it that when I spend 5-10 minutes (sometimes more) chatting with a guy, asking where he's from, pretending to be interested in where he's staying, whether he has a girlfriend, whatever, he doesn't want a dance from me, but when I whack him with my purse and insult him he comes begging for a dance??? Man, custies are weird...



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