Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: Customers who pee on Themselves...

  1. #1
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Ok, last night I had a customer last night who I attempted to dance for. When I put my leg up, it brushed against his crotch, and it was wet I tried to get closer to ummm "check and smell" if it were pee or not, and I'm pretty convinced it was.

    My first thought was to put my dress in his lap (dunno why that popped in my head) then reality struck and I was like hell no will I ruin my dress.

    I ended up giving him 5 airdances..

    So, if you found a guy who had wet his pants, what would you do? Continue the dance, give airdances, or cut off his dances after that first dance?







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  2. #2
    God/dess Taylorlila's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Somewhere cold
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 33 Times in 17 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    thats I think what I would do. I def. wouldnt be touching the wet pants or letting anything I would have to wear or touch touch the wet pants.


    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
    Boner Man.

  3. #3
    God/dess Jenny's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    9,746
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 50 Times in 31 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    I don't think I would dance for a customer that was soaked in his own piss. If nothing else, that would generally indicate either drunkenness too severe to spend the money or some kind of severe dementia. And of course - it's gross.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

  4. #4
    cameron_keys
    Guest

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    I'd do a complete airdance(I have in fact...I've seen this before several times..bleh) then refuse another and tell the boucers its time for the guy to go.

  5. #5
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I don't think I would dance for a customer that was soaked in his own piss. If nothing else, that would generally indicate either drunkenness too severe to spend the money or some kind of severe dementia. And of course - it's gross.
    Well, what's funny is that I know this guy. He's the guy I wrote about in my thread "How to Steal a Regular 101" I've never seen him this toasted before...after the dances, he did leave.







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  6. #6
    God/dess ExoticEngineer's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    3,335
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 59 Times in 29 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Cin, I love love love your new avatar!

    K, No, I wouldn't dance for a guy that smells like pee, and was all wet. It would just gross me out WAY too much, and I'd constantly be worried he'd try to touch me with his peepee soaked hands. *shudder*

    Nope, I'd say (and have) to him, "Did you pee on yourself? Your pants are soaked with pee." Then explain that I wouldn't be giving him any dances.




  7. #7
    God/dess
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Mid America
    Posts
    2,355
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Dang you can piss yourself and still sit there and watch 5 dances? Wtf. That's weird, makes me think other things, but those probably arn't the case. Hmmm if I had a dude that pissed himself, unless he was spending a lot, I wouldn't do it. If was spending a lot, it would be all air dances. I would charge more to dance for him than a normal lapdance, even though it's air.

  8. #8
    God/dess Bella21's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2003
    Location
    SoCal
    Posts
    7,772
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 40 Times in 35 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    I'd treat it the same way as any other wet spot on him... Airdances all the way!

    THat's soooo nasty!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

  9. #9
    Banned Katrine's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    13,855
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    If you let him set there, the pee will fester and make the entire area smell. It could ruin the couch. And you all know mgmt. won't actually spend to replace it.

    I did dance for a guy before who was into adult diapers and wanted me to wear one because he had an incontinence problem and wore as well. I didn't take him up on the offer.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

  10. #10
    God/dess Bella21's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2003
    Location
    SoCal
    Posts
    7,772
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 40 Times in 35 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Ewww! Now that you mention it... I'll bet there are all SORTS of nasty things that have soaked into those couches over the years! Ew ew ew!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

  11. #11
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    If you let him set there, the pee will fester and make the entire area smell. It could ruin the couch. And you all know mgmt. won't actually spend to replace it.
    Well, the wet spot was only on the top of the jean area, like along the zipper part. So no, it wasn't like down further, to touch the chair...

    Plus our lapdance area is huge, like over 60 chairs.







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  12. #12
    Banned gingerlee's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Where the cool kids hang out.
    Posts
    4,103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Ack....I could not dance for a guy that had peed on himself. I would have to refuse the money if I knew it beforehand.

  13. #13
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    I would've told him that he needed to get his ass to the bathroom QUICK! I'm not going to smell like some drunk asshole's piss all night....and yes...you would still reek of it even if only doing airdances. I'll pass on the money. Gag me!



  14. #14
    God/dess Lena's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2002
    Location
    On a sweet muddy river.
    Posts
    6,399
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 78 Times in 43 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    I run into this once every year or two. I just do airdances.



  15. #15
    Featured Member mina loy's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    san francisco
    Posts
    970
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    slightly offtopic: i caught a guy peeing in our club's elevator once. he said he didn't make it to the bathroom in time. the pee-er was kicked out of the club.

  16. #16
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    293
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    god, we seriously need some damn diapers in strip clubs!

  17. #17
    God/dess Zabrina's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,892
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked 42 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    Eww the dreaded pee spots! I've come across lots of those. Like the custy went to the bathroom and didn't dry it off all the way, leaving a wet pee circle on the front of the pants. It's like they ran out of the mens room as fast as possible with no concern for thier own hygiene. Ugh. That just means it's time for drunky to get some airdances. Am I the only one who thinks this is fairly commonplace? Cause I would see it several times a month. Perhaps our bathroom attendant was a particular pain in the ass to custys so they all ran out of the john with wet willies to avoid tipping him...

    Now if they guy emptied his entire bladder on himself.... I'm outta there.

  18. #18
    Tart
    Guest

    Default Re: Customers who pee on Themselves...

    GOd I'm glad I work in an airdance club! Holy shit.

    But yah I've totally seen it. Fuck people are pathetic sometimes.

    Reason 10110 why people shouldn't drink.

Similar Threads

  1. Mr. Pee Pee
    By billieblue in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 06-05-2008, 07:49 AM
  2. i pee'd red
    By sassysummer in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-04-2008, 12:59 PM
  3. Too lazy to pee?
    By Lexi in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 08-14-2007, 03:54 PM
  4. Pee on my new couch... :(
    By Xiomara in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 02-21-2007, 06:52 PM
  5. My Pee Stinks!
    By Katrine in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 04-15-2005, 09:46 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •