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    Fuuck. So my period is back to normal, since it stopped for a few weeks and it's started again. However my stomach is all bloated and I'm having awful gas pain... any way to cure it quick?!

    I rub my stomach and apply heat so I can fart but sometimes it still takes 1 hour+


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    Rub your stomach in a circle around your belly button in a clockwise position. It'll help push out the gas. Something I learned by accident in massage therapy school Just make sure you go clockwise or you'll make things worse. Feel better!
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    Drink mineral water it will make you burp, but it always helps with the painful bloating/gassy feeling
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    Default Re: Bloated and gassy... ouch!

    rubbing clock wise....is that clock wise ON my belly button (so as if im doing it to someone elses belly button that way clockwise) or clock wise as if im looking towards a clock. cause both are different ways!?!?!?!?!

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    Gas-X it helps with the gas bloat which causes the pain. I love that stuff. I use the mint strips and they work great.
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    I like charcoal tablets for gas relief... I suspect they might be sort of bad for you, but they work fantastically and don't give me bad breath like Gas-X (simethicone, I think it is) products do. You can get them at health food stores, and possibly at GNC. Also doing bridges and backbends tend to help me, maybe because of all the muscle stretching and contracting. I think mint tea is supposed to help too... maybe Aussiepunk or Lena will poke their heads in here and impart their herbal knowledge. Feel better!

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    Fennel tea is great for bloating. Pepermint tea is good for tummy cramps and pain.

    Dandilion root is awesome for water retention bloat, as it is a diuretic.

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    I second the activated charcoal. Just be sure not to take it close to when you take your meds (if you take any) because it will absorb those too and make them useless.

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    Make sure you stretch out and give the gas "room to move". Try laying on your back for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babystripper View Post
    rubbing clock wise....is that clock wise ON my belly button (so as if im doing it to someone elses belly button that way clockwise) or clock wise as if im looking towards a clock. cause both are different ways!?!?!?!?!
    Haha, I was so just tracing a clock on my stomach and one up in the air to see if they were the same.
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    Yeah, it's a clock ON your stomach, like if you're looking down at it. The principle is that your intestines come up from your right lower abdomen on your right side toward your head, go across your tummy to your left side and come down toward your left hip (then out!).

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    aha! i get it now, makes sense why its clockwise on.

    ps - im glad you understood what i meant as i was ready for an array of people calling me dumb! lol

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    Liquid bentonite is good too.

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