Anyway i just had to share this gem of a customer from saturday night. He was prolly a good 350 lbs (not that i mind dancing for big guys i actually quite enjoy it sometimes cause im a bit of a chubby chaser) and this guy was gross. I mean his stomach hung out under his shirt and i had the pleaasure of discovering he had underbelly sweat during our dance. and he smelled atrocious. EEEEW. Then he was gracious enough to tell me in his deep south i live in the mountians truck driver accent to "let me suc on dat tittie" and then try to press when i declined (surprise) Finally as if to show off his unabating intellectual side he coommented on the #32 jersey i was wearing. saying "if you multiply the 1st number by three you get ....9 and the second number by three you' get....6 and then if you switch em around what do you get? thats right 69 all i can think is that cotton eyed joe leared how to mutiply. The boss man was watching dances when i took him back and when i came out immediately started making fun of me for gagging during the dance. He said he was about to bring me a trash can. Oh that was the grossest thing ive ever danced for.eeecch *shudder* anyone else have a particularly disgusting guy they had to dance for?



eeecch *shudder* anyone else have a particularly disgusting guy they had to dance for?

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