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    Anyway i just had to share this gem of a customer from saturday night. He was prolly a good 350 lbs (not that i mind dancing for big guys i actually quite enjoy it sometimes cause im a bit of a chubby chaser) and this guy was gross. I mean his stomach hung out under his shirt and i had the pleaasure of discovering he had underbelly sweat during our dance. and he smelled atrocious. EEEEW. Then he was gracious enough to tell me in his deep south i live in the mountians truck driver accent to "let me suc on dat tittie" and then try to press when i declined (surprise) Finally as if to show off his unabating intellectual side he coommented on the #32 jersey i was wearing. saying "if you multiply the 1st number by three you get ....9 and the second number by three you' get....6 and then if you switch em around what do you get? thats right 69 all i can think is that cotton eyed joe leared how to mutiply. The boss man was watching dances when i took him back and when i came out immediately started making fun of me for gagging during the dance. He said he was about to bring me a trash can. Oh that was the grossest thing ive ever danced for. eeecch *shudder* anyone else have a particularly disgusting guy they had to dance for?
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    oh yeah...I had a bachelor party come in last saturday, and they bought the limo driver a 2-4-1.

    I figured this limo driver would be a gentleman, as he seemed to be really professional - keeping an eye on the party, making sure they didnt drink too much, etc. FUCK NO.

    I get this guy in the lap dance room and all of a sudden, he's undoing his belt. I looked at him and explained that this is not that type of place. He nodded, but continued to take his belt off. OOOKK..maybe he just ate alot or something and he needs to loosen up? I dunno.

    I push him down on the couch, and make him sit on his hands. his belt is still undone, but now I can see that he isnt going to be able to undo them any further. I start my dance by facinh him...and he starts doing that tongue thing at me, so I lean further back...he keeps coming forward..

    all of a sudden, he falls over himself, and lands on the floor..I managed to jump out of the way so he didnt land on me, but holy shit...Ive never seen someone go from complete professional to complete fucking tool so fast...the entire scene took about a minute...it was disgusting.
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    Over a year ago I was talking to this fat, nicely dressed, very polite man. He agreed to vip. As soon as we got back there & I got close to him - oh God, the stench. It was like his entire body had been soaking in 2 day old ball sweat. (I was only sitting about a foot away from him on the main floor; maybe it was the ceiling fans, but I didn't smell him till we got in vip.) As soon as the half hour was over I said I had to pee & ran to the DR without putting on my dress, "Mom! Mom! He was so smelly! I think his smell got on me. Smell me. Do I smell?" "A little bit," she admitted. The other girls looked at me like I was nuts. Whatever. After a bath in about 8 baby wipes housemom spritzed me with body spray and drenched my dress in Febreeze.

    When my dress was dry I was good to go but was still paranoid the rest of the night that his funk had attached itself to me (like on that Seinfeld episode) so I took a long shower when I got home.

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    When I first danced at Players back in the "good ol days" when that club had money within it (easy money too to a certain extent) .. anyway.. there was this Indian conference or whatever in town as the place was chock full of them!

    I had to dance for one guy who not only hurt my boobs (and boy did I try to get free of him however a man is stronger than me and he never let go of my boobs or if he did he only did so for a minute or two before being able to latch back on and start hurting me again) he had bad breath and bad BO to match!

    I had to take a shower (thankfully this club had a shower) afterwards.

    Bad BO, bad breath and was actually hurting me (I did end the dance early)... yes.. worst customer ever.


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    Omg smelly guys are some of the worst. Sometimes I'll be standing two feet away from a guy and yet his stench would still be too overwhelming for me. I usually don't even bother asking them for a dance. Damn, why can't they tell if they smell that fucking nasty??

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    One girl at my club went to VIP with a guy. When they got back there she said she had to run to the bathroom. She went to the bathroom and when she got back in VIP he was sitting there with nothin on but his socks LOL!!!! She was like "ummmm.....wooowwww...."

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    wow soome of those are crazy stories gold coast girl do you work in a touching club ( i assume yes) and if so arent there rules that are supposed to protect you from that sort of thing? oh and on the smelly man front i think its an epidemic i had two more in tonight maybe it cause its an extra hot summer or something maybe i should hand out bars of soap and perhaps a sheet on big guy hygien, although i always thought that mandatory hazmat showers and perhaps delousing before coming back to lapdance with me would be a good idea too!
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    I had a smelly guy too last saturday!
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