My feet when I'm sleeping!!! The little one also likes ribbon and bugs.
My feet when I'm sleeping!!! The little one also likes ribbon and bugs.




my dog has a penchant for chewing on and burying my socks. she also drops them in the pool every so often.
and then one of my cats is seriously obsessed with tampons. he'll actually use his paw to open the bathroom cabinet to get to the box. he knocks the box over so tampons are all over the floor and then tears the wrappers off with disturbing ferocity. once he gets bored with the wrappers he chews up the tampons and then carries the applicators about the house in a very proud way, occaisionally dropping them and batting them around, until he finds a suitably humiliating hiding place for them (ie: somewhere my houseguests will generally find them before i do). i don't keep the tampons in the bathroom cabinets anymore...





OMG my bird!! her favourite toy is the F6 key from my keyboard. My keyboard right now has two F5 keys because she stole the F6!! She also likes to steal the screws around the house and hide them under her tongue until a random moment went BLARCH, you suddenly see a fricken screw thrown across the room like projectile vomit. She also steals jewellery. I have no idea where she PUTS it, but I'll find my rings in the bottom of her cage sometimes like she stole it and hid it under her wing or something.
..and once she stole my fork.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
My cat likes the antenna from my cell phone. I have to keep it up on the dresser where she cannot get to it.
I'm on my 3rd phone because of it.



My cat o' one tail stole my cat o' nine tails a while back... She likes to trot out with it when my vanilla friends come over.![]()
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense:
Refrigerator.





My birds like water bottles, cat toys that have bells in them, toilet paper rolls, paper towels, empty milk jugs, my shoes, spoons, and pretty much anything that can be torn up or makes noise. I laughed my ass off tonight when I had the birds down before dinner. The macaw was playing soccer with a cat toy, and the cockatoo was eating peanut butter off a spoon while banging it on my kitchen table. Then they danced around the kitchen to whatever was on the radio, singing and yelling at each other.
Yeah, my house is noisy on a level you just can't understand until you hear it.





A macaw and a cocky... I can seriously understand! Birds are SO cute. People don't understand what I mean when I say they seriously have buckets of personality. Mei Mei is too small to steal toilet paper rolls.. but that doesn't mean all my book corners aren't birdchewed to hell!!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Yeah, they are my kids. They're smart little boogers, and they know more than they are given credit for. The cockatoo knows how to open locks and how to use his weight to open doors. The macaw likes to tell the cockatoo to shut up, and he'll climb 2 flights of stairs to do it. It's like I have 2 5 year olds that never grow up.![]()





I knew one galah that would say 'scratch me, scratch me?!' and give big ol' eyes. He would actually push the cocky out of the way to be right in front of you and just be completely cute 'scritch? Scritch? Scratch me?'
Then you'd go awww and reach in and BITE!!! M**f** every time!!! The cocky didn't say a word and would just loooove his pats. Big fluffy face for scritches behind the head.
I mean, really.. the bugger galah KNEW what it was doing. It was being a little terror. Birds know. I'm sure your macaw knows what shut up means and everything!
What kind of macaw? (I'm assuming you just have a white cocky?)
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
oh, god...where do i even start? my two older cats are pretty reasonable - they all like straws (but only if they're used) and the laser pointer (so much fun)...
the youngest, Katastrophe, is a nutbar...he loves to go digging through the garbage for used q-tips (i've tried to give him clean ones - he didn't want them) and tampon applicators (ew)
the last time he was in for a check up, he went into the biohazard garbage and fished out a syringe (thankfully there was no needle attached)
he loves plastic bottle caps (especially from coke black, which he also loves)...
i have a few of those 6' long stuffed snakes from carnival games that he drags around (including up onto the loft bed)
a fuzzy purple sweater that i have affectionately nicknamed his 'girlfriend'
he occasionally runs off with my shoes/boots, or pounces the inside of the boots
he's stolen more than one avocado pit to play with
he fishes matched pairs of socks out of our sock drawers, throws them into the air, pounces them when they land, and repeats, sometimes for hours
anything with bristles - i have to keep my make up brushes locked up, and my toothbrush in a travel case
he likes to stomp on the phone while i'm using it...i hang up on a lot of peopel that way...
and he especially likes my husbands cell phone - every time it rings, katastrophe picks it up and carries it around (he does usually bring it to one of us though)
pretty much anything that he can pick up, he'll play with
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]





My cat does this too but not stuff thats there already just something you might put down while he's there.
Milk jug rings, mice when we lived on the farm, he did not eat them just played with them untill they died. He loves to eat plastic like if somethings wraped in plastic and a small part of it don't make it in the trash can, he'll eat it. Dumb cat LOL!!!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
the only thing my dog even remotely plays with (if you can call it playing) is she nibbles on sheets, blankets, and whatever clothing a person might be wearing. She just lightly nibbles, never chews a hole or anything.
My brother's dog will put anything in her mouth though. She loves empty drink bottles. She's chewed up a remote control. She'll chew up CDs. She'll chew up keys. She'll put a screw in her mouth, a leaf, slippers, panties. You name it, this dog tihnks it's a toy.
My Pookiekins won't leave my tampons alone.I like to keep at least one in my dancer bag and purse at all times. If I don't remember to lock them in my bedroom, she'll find them (who knows how, even) and will dance around the livingroom with them in her mouth. Ugh.
Okay, a list:
velcro
shoes
those fridge boxes for sodas and such
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.
OMG...You czn just tell when Butter is bored and looking for trouble. Her tail starts to twitch, and she runs through the house meow, meow, meow.
She LOVES the laser pointer. LOVES it.
She also loves bugs and insects. Straws, tampons, hair ties!! I HATE that all my hair ties disappear under the fridge/washer/dryer....
She also likes to play with ehrself int he mirrior...we think she is retarded or brain damaged, seriously. She is now 2 years old, and acts like a dumb kitten.
But she's sooo cute.



boxes
fabric softener sheets
sticks
pine cones
my socks
my hair
OLD shoes only (thank god)
showerhead
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”





oh dear... what WON'T the rats play with....
soda bottle caps
pen caps
my clove cigarettes... Adiran gallops away with these and hides them under my bed w/ food.
ketchup packets
empty toilet paper rolls
fabric
NOT each other
my socks
my shoes
the new rat likes to hide in my motorcycle boots
They love to shred newspaper
they like to bury themselves in my laundry basket and root through the clean clothes.
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