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    Customer Gets Charge Out of Lap Dances

    By Associated Press

    document.write(getElapsed("20070618T211017Z"));Mon Jun 18, 5:10 PM
    CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A man who police say tried to steal a dance with a stripper was arrested. Jason T. Parrott, 20, was at the Lumberyard II on Saturday night and received eight lap dances, which cost $25 each, court records show.
    He refused to pay and police were called.
    Parrott was charged with fifth-degree theft and public intoxication.
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    Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

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    Haha right on.
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    eh true.. go stripper! but still.. she was partly responsible for stacking that many dances with a drunk guy and not getting payment beforehand or at least every 2 songs.. that's 200 dollars in dances!!

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    That's awesome.

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    Wahoo!!

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    Those juice bars like Lumberyard don't play. Every lapdance done in them is money for the club.

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    That's awesome, and that has happened to me before. But unforutnately most club owners or managers will just tell you "oh well that's your fault for not getting his money first" and that the best they can do is to "not let him back into the club until he pays you".

    HELLO?!? you take ten percent of my goddamn dance money!! Shouldn't it be slightly more of concern when the club has been stolen from, too?!

    UGH, right on Iowa. You go, state.

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    Damn, go Iowa. Lord knows that shit wouldn't happen in Nashville, the cops would hang up on somebody trying to call that in.

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    awesome. In my dream world, this would be every club's policy. How many customers would be pulling their infamous "I can't/won't pay" bullshit if they knew they'd get arrested? None.

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    Default Re: hooray for stripper! go iowa

    Wouldn't that be funny telling people you work at "The Lumberyard"? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Wouldn't that be funny telling people you work at "The Lumberyard"? lol
    LOL I agree with that... but awesome Iowa, wish all states were like this!

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    i live in cedar rapids iowa and go to the lumberyard 2 , its a fun place. i like their slogan "where real men go to get wood"

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    ^ lol

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    I never stack dances. I ALWAYS get the money with every 2-3 dances. GO Iowa for taking this dumb ass. How funny when he has to explain to his wife when she had pick it up from the Police station. HAHA he will never live it down haha

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