tuesday is my "day off" because i take turtle (my dog) to dog-class at 6pm and do my "errands" during the day.
adam (boyfriend) left for work at about 11:30am and set my alarm for 12:30pm.
12:30pm comes and the alarm goes off. at the same time, the doorbell is ringing and the dog is barking her face off.
after nearly having a "just woken up" heart attack, i stumble to find clothes. i throw them on and head for the door, scooping up said dog in one hand.
i open the door, still half panicked, wearing some shit that doesn't match and having massive pillow hair and puffy eyes.
turns out it's the AC guy (which i knew would be happening at some point today). and to my amazement, he is fucking -hot-
he comes in wearing red footie things (i'm still not sure why they wear those) and shimmys up a ladder to my AC... which is when i notice he also has a great ass.
he was early 20s, labret piercing, kind of short but really good body. like... thin but toned. i call it "swimmers build". i don't like "buff" or "big" guys. he looked like johnny depp in the eyes and nose. when he stopped to check various vents, he would shift all his weight on one hip. hot.
anyway. WTF? i thought all repair guys were fat and old? no fair. i was not expecting this.
when i'm in my 40s i'm going to be a fucking cougar. i can't wait.



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