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    Default wow! a pimp for lil me?

    haha,
    got this on myspace...sounds soo tempting, should i apply?






    Hey,kim

    My name is Barbie

    I came across your profile this is not a "SCAM" & I am not trying to jam up your "MySpace" fo' real kim . . . but straight up girl... ,You would be a great canidate/escort for Jacob's team/payroll... I am a proud turned out member but don't take wut I said the wrong way... Just respect (A HONEST BITCH) . . I don't know how you feel about having a PIMP; but if you wanna apply for the position please ask me any questions and I'll provide all the answers you need. As far as what we do... strip clubs, high profile parties, Icandy work, dinner dates, incall/outcalls ect.. We all have our preferences as to what we feel we are best at . . that we provide our clients. His business is all about discretion, class, and sophistication and being on POINT . . Jacob dose not have us on the (TRACK) any more we've moved on. You must be to work Local & Travel,... with a positive attitude... So if you are interested, ready,willing, & able to step out on Faith for Daddy, then REPLY to APPLY... but DO NOT reply if you are not interested. And so you know... I am doing this on my own will... I truely back up my folks 100% in his ways as a PIMP and and as a Person.. He provides great stability and protection for all of us even for our CHILDREN. So once again if you are ready for a true Pimp and great gurls to work with and grow a friendship with get back to me. Remember this is no Hoe ass Agency . . .


    Barbie
    P.S. kim. . . this is no FAKE/HACKER hun! like all the rest of the bull shit that you get from (MySpace) this is the only way to get your attention . . .

    ***** SEVEN NIGGAS LOVE ME, 40 HOES TALK TO ME,& 30 HOES ARE FAKE , SUM ROLL ALONE , SUMM ROLL IN CLICKS , BUT I ROLL WITH MY BITCHES CUZ THEY A REAL ASS CLICK! ! ! ! . . .THIS "BITCH" HERE GOT SOME REAL PIMPIN ON HER HEELS . . .


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    Default Re: wow! a pimp for lil me?

    So.... Are you ready to step out on Faith for Daddy?

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    Default Re: wow! a pimp for lil me?

    i looked at her income range when i went to her profile - 75,000-100,000. oh yea, big baller!


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    LOL!! SO smart... "remember this is no hoe ass agency"

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    Default Re: wow! a pimp for lil me?

    But what if I want a hoe ass agency? Seriously, where is my hoe ass supposed to go for pimpin?

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    ^^ Then you work for ME bitch!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    ^^ Then you work for ME bitch!
    Okay. Does that mean you'll do my laundry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    haha,
    got this on myspace...sounds soo tempting, should i apply?



    *** SEVEN NIGGAS LOVE ME, 40 HOES TALK TO ME,& 30 HOES ARE FAKE. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    i looked at her income range when i went to her profile - 75,000-100,000. oh yea, big baller!
    HAHAHAH!! Almost anyone could make that by stripping.

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    Default Re: wow! a pimp for lil me?

    You should reply back and fuck with 'her' head. Scambaiting is fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    You should reply back and fuck with 'her' head. Scambaiting is fun.
    what should i say? lol.


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    *Wonders why she didn't get this awesome offer and runs to check her Myspace mail*

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    Post a link to her page, pretty please!

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    ^^^ poor thing

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    I'm gonna pray for her..







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    Yeah she seems really classy.

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    shes kinda cute. i was expecting a fat ugly chick!

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    Colour me pickled, that is one heck of an odd come on. I thought that ho was spelled ho and not hoe. A hoe is a garden implement, a ho is a hooker right? http://www.southernobserver.com/images/hoe.jpg
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    This is just like the GUCCI sunglasses I won on myspace! wow I love hackers OMG! The ug boots I won were so awesome but omg they came in the wrong color, but the $500 kmart card I won bought me some knockoffs! (sarcasm is my specialty)
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    In my opinion, there are no normal strippers though... it's like a bag of jelly beans, they're all made of sugar but come in all different colors and flavors. (I think I'd be the root beer kind... mmmmm.)

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    Thanx, CMS!
    For "Heroes," Barbie's listed "My Daddy" (a.k.a. "Jacob"). I wonder whether Jacob or the IRS taxes her income first...Hmmmm
    Then again, Barbie's profile tells me that she and I are both Pisceans, so she MUST have both feet planted firmly on the ground.
    By the way, is that a pipe burn or a cold sore on her lip? (see large photo, far R)

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    She looks kinda creepy. :/

    I did not know you had to apply to be a pimp's ho? LMAO!! Fuck, what am I gonna put on my resume then? :p
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    Her pimp probably sent you the message himself. Her profile is typical of being a man in disguise, "orientation: bi" "No men so [email protected]*# off", 900+friends and all women.. Usually they play the lesbian role to recruit more girls, most likely it wasn't the actual girl that sent you the message since they would be too busy escorting and working the club 24/7 for their daddy anyways.

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    Her bio says she's hispanic... wut?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    what should i say? lol.
    "Hi. This is [insert whatever name you want here], i got your message and i was kinda curious about the life. Thought i'd ask a couple of questions...

    [here is where you ask the most clueless questions that you can think of. Try to read sincere and brainless. Hook him. Remember, the more of this retards time you waste the less time he'll have to hassle someone who might be less equipped to see through his bullshit, plus you get sort of to hustle as you point and laugh so it might be fun]

    Anyway, that's all i really wanted to know. Please message me back, i'm curious!

    Thanks for your time.
    Sky (or whatever name you like to be called)."

    I'm tempted to create a fake myspace profile just to fuck with this guy, and i'm convinced it is a guy.

    I'm serious, this is fun. I do it to the scam emails i get. I act like a total idiot mark, the hit him and quit him type scammers love to find, and then lead them in circles until they finally give up.

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